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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Fandom-loyal: They repeatedly champion a single work and ship — 'number one airman fan (im the only one)' and 'i love posting about airman with no context' — showing steadfast loyalty to what they love.
- Creative: They design characters, edits and AUs ('give me samstance drawing ideas', 'my yumeship lore is just') and even made a strawpage, demonstrating sustained creative output.
- Protective: Their bio 'i block freely' and tweets about idea theft ('copied my entire concept for one') show a strong tendency to protect their emotional and intellectual space.
- Candid: They are blunt and emotionally transparent in posts like 'i feel sick.' and 'i really hate asking you guys for stuff but i feel like totsl shit', which makes their voice genuine and direct.
- Curious: They do deep dives into lore ('i have to do a deep dive into joeys lore and personality') and obsess over details like book covers, which shows analytical curiosity about fiction.
Weaknesses:
- Hot-headed: Frequent all-caps rants and swearing ('WHAT THE FUCK IS CONSTANCE DOING HERE HELLO???', 'WHAT THE FUCK MY ENTIRE THREAD YAPPING... ISN'T WORKING.') reveal a short fuse when provoked.
- Socially anxious: They complain about crowds and not wanting to be around people: 'people keep surronding me despite me very clearly not wanting to be near anyone...' indicating discomfort in social situations.
- Overly protective: Blocking freely and reacting strongly to concept theft ('copied my entire concept') can escalate conflicts instead of resolving them calmly.
- Emotionally volatile: Tweets swing from ecstatic ('IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!') to crushed ('i feel sick.'), suggesting mood fluctuations tied to online interactions and sensory input.
- Insular focus: Their intense focus on a niche (Airman, sammy) and complaint about not liking 'regular things' ('why do i have to be weird and not like regular things') can make broader engagement harder.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: bookish, earnest, creatively stubborn and often misunderstood. bimo digs into books and lore ('finally made my mom read airman', 'no airman content... in 16 years') and often feels out of step with peers, similar to Lisa's outsider intellect and moral intensity.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
INFP fits: they're introverted and need space ('people keep surronding me despite me very clearly not wanting to be near anyone...'), idealistic/values-driven and emotionally open (their bio 'i block freely' and posts like 'i really hate asking you guys for stuff but i feel like totsl shit' show strong internal values and vulnerability), intuitive and imaginative (constantly building AUs and deep dives: 'my yumeship lore is just ...', 'i have to do a deep dive into joeys lore'), and perceiving/flexible in their spontaneous posting, mood swings and rapid creative pivots ('stupid warning but im about to get back into a spinterest/long time hyperfixation'). These tweets show internal feeling-led choices, private recharge needs, and flexible creative habits typical of INFPs.
Some pickup lines for you
- If loving Airman is a crime, I’ll gladly be your partner in fanfiction — can I be Conor to your Sammy?
- Are you my birthday haul? Because you’re the weirdest, most wonderful surprise I didn’t know I needed (worms optional).
- You must be an AU, because every time I look at you I want to redraw reality.
- Do you listen to 'stolen babies' too, or is that just the soundtrack when worms and I fall in love?
- I’d follow you into any fandom, even Roblox lag — swipe right and let’s make a strawpage together.
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Your new Twitter bio
she/they. autistic fandom artist & archivist. Airman obsessive ✈️ | samstance CEO (self-appointed) | very selective shipper, I block freely | I make edits, AUs & strawpages — birthday worm owner.– @hoursewife
Your signature cocktail
Ink & Worm Fizz
The 'Ink & Worm Fizz' nods to Bendy-ink aesthetics and that unforgettable worm birthday gift: blackberry liqueur gives an 'ink' look like their ink-AU tweets ('ink constance'), gin adds sharpness to match their blunt voice ('WHAT THE FUCK...'), sparkling soda keeps it playful for birthday energy ('IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!'), and glitter captures the fandom sparkle. It’s sweet, slightly sour and artfully messy — just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ravenclaw suits them because they are curious, creative, and deeply invested in lore and detail; they say 'i have to do a deep dive into joeys lore and personality' and obsess about book covers ('i hate that all we have for offical art of conor are book covers'), which shows the Ravenclaw love of knowledge and aesthetics. Their inventive alternate-universe work and strawpage creation ('finally made a strawpage') also point to intellectual play and craftsmanship. While they are emotionally driven, their appetite for analysis and unique solutions places them among the curious and inventive Ravenclaws.
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Creep - Radiohead
The outsider, small‑room melancholy of 'Creep' matches bimo's frequent feeling of being out-of-place and emotionally raw — tweets like 'i feel sick.' and 'i don't feel comfortable on bendytwt anymore' echo the song's vulnerable and alienated tone. Their candid admissions of not fitting 'regular things' align closely with the song's themes.
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