Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Frequently expresses deep love for bands like Fontaines D.C., Wunderhorse, Pulp, and specific artists such as Grian Chatten and Jacob Slater, e.g. “FONTAINES ARE MASSIVE my band forever” and “i love elliott smith so much”.
- Emotionally open: Openly shares strong feelings, from joy to distress, such as “superman live is actually devasting i’ve just watched my vid back and nearly cried” and “i’m so emosh fdc are the best band ever”.
- Community oriented: Engages with fandom communities, asks about others’ plans, and references ‘oomfs’, e.g. “any oomfs going to tramlines out of curiosity” and “who actually cares if they like the music so what”.
- Humorous voice: Uses self-aware jokes and memes like “just closed twitter to open it again” and “i’m an evil lesbian it’s true”.
- Loyal supporter: Shows ongoing support for favorite artists and gigs, e.g. “gonna miss romance tour saur bad” and “jacob slater PLEASE release another solo album”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh judgment: Can be very blunt or dismissive toward others’ music or events, e.g. “villanelle are sooo shite who let them release music” and “fdc reddit is so miserable and boring”.
- Negative language: Uses intense or hostile phrasing, such as “i hate whoever is going to r&l next year” and “spineless prick”.
- Doomy expressions: Makes extreme statements about distress, e.g. “if i don’t see stereophonics i will kill myself”, which can come across as alarming even if hyperbolic.
- Strong envy: Frequently expresses intense FOMO or resentment when missing events, e.g. “glastonbury fomo is so bad i haven’t felt fomo like this in years” and “they played liberty belle without me oh 😕”.
- Conflict focused: Often highlights disagreements or drama, such as “how are they getting offended over a font ffs😭” and “bigger issues in the world but you choose to focus on a flag lol”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very Lisa-coded music nerd: intensely passionate about their favourite bands and lyrics, a bit self-conscious, and very online but also self-aware about it, like when they say “just closed twitter to open it again”. Lisa’s whole thing is feeling things too deeply, which matches tweets like “superman live is actually devasting i’ve just watched my vid back and nearly cried” and “these lyrics are so special to me i love no”. They have strong opinions and aren’t shy about calling things out, e.g. “villanelle are sooo shite who let them release music” and “spineless prick”, which fits Lisa’s moral intensity and occasional harshness. At the same time, there’s a sensitive, slightly lonely-fangirl vibe in tweets like “idk when/if i’m seeing wunderhorse again it’s stressing me tf out” and “feel so left out seeing people tweet about their fontaines gigs and i’ve got to wait 2 more weeks 😕”, mirroring Lisa’s constant feeling of being out of step with everyone else. Their blend of sarcasm, intensity, and heartfelt devotion to niche interests is very much Lisa Simpson if she grew up as a 17-year-old gig-obsessed Twitter girl.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is full of gigs, festivals, and interacting with fan communities, with lots of outward emotional expression and joking performance, like “how i feel tweeting”, “don’t worry guys i’ll sort this i’ll be having a word xx”, and “i’m an evil lesbian it’s true”, all of which suggest someone energized by sharing reactions publicly. They seem iNtuitive rather than purely Sensing: even when referencing concrete events, they fixate on meanings and emotional resonance, like “the fact that jacob slater had to experience sadness in order to write kissin booth… i can’t move” and attaching strong narrative weight to songs and lyrics such as “these lyrics are so special to me i love no”. Their tone and judgments are clearly Feeling-oriented: they prioritize emotional reactions and values over detached logic, seen in “who actually cares if they like the music so what”, and morally charged comments like “this is absolutely disgusting”. Finally, they read as more Perceiving than Judging: they are driven by impulse and live shows rather than structured planning, with spontaneous statements like “booking radio free alice for next sunday cus i need a gig asap” and emotional swings such as “glastonbury fomo is so bad i haven’t felt fomo like this in years”, suggesting a flexible, go-with-the-flow lifestyle rather than a highly organized one. Taken together—high social energy, emotional intensity around art, meaning-focused reactions, and spontaneity—ENFP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- Ban men from listening to Fontaines if you want, but at least let one lesbian sing ‘I DON’T BELONG TO ANYONEEE’ at you in Manchester.
- You’re out here begging Fontaines for a live album while I’m just begging for one grain of Grian Chatten-level attention from you.
- You locked your phone away for the Oasis tour, but if you ever want to relive ‘SUNSHYYIIIINEEEEEE’, I volunteer as your personal Here’s The Thing: I will hold your drink, your place in the pit, and your jacket.
- You tweet like ‘is this thing on’ and ‘who up getting killed’, meanwhile I’m here like: I still haven’t processed yesterday wow — because I found someone who loves Wunderhorse, Pulp and FDC as much as you do.
- You’re out here crying over ‘Superman’ live, Isaac Wood, and Jacob Slater at Cannes, but if you ever need a new thing to get emosh over, I promise I can be more devastating than ‘tv dinner’ on People Watching.
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17 | she/her | indie gig goblin turned semi-professional queue stander. Once cried at a Fontaines setlist leak instead of my exams results.– @howcoldloveiss
Your signature cocktail
Romance Tour FOMO Fizz
This is a bright but slightly salty highball, because they’re constantly oscillating between euphoria at gigs and tragic FOMO, like when they said “glastonbury fomo is so bad i haven’t felt fomo like this in years” and “feel so left out seeing people tweet about their fontaines gigs and i’ve got to wait 2 more weeks 😕”. Irish whiskey nods to their Fontaines DC obsession, shouting out lines like “FONTAINES ARE MASSIVE my band forever” and “fontaines live album NOW”. The rhubarb & raspberry soda is sweet-tart and teenage, matching the dramatic, heart‑on‑sleeve tone of “i’m so emosh fdc are the best band ever” and “i love elliott smith so much”. A dash of salt solution adds a tiny bitter edge for their snark and hot takes like “ban men from listening to fontaines” and “villanelle are sooo shite who let them release music”. Finally, edible glitter with a lemon twist captures the festival sparkle of “pulp day wheyyyy”, “fontaines this week i could cry”, and the chaotic drama of “last sip of any alcohol is so vile”—it looks dazzling, hits a bit hard, and leaves you wanting one more show.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Jess comes across as intensely loyal to the artists and bands she loves, constantly celebrating them in an affectionate, almost protective way. She repeatedly calls bands and musicians "my band forever" or expresses deep emotional attachment, like with Fontaines D.C. in “FONTAINES ARE MASSIVE my band forever”, Wunderhorse in “idk when/if i’m seeing wunderhorse again it’s stressing me tf out”, and Emily Green in “i love u emily green”. Her tone toward friends and parasocial favorites is warm and supportive, as in “happy romance day to all who celebrate x” and “happy birthday to my fav frontman x”, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on community and appreciation. She also shows a strong sense of fairness and irritation at people being judgmental or petty, e.g. defending fans in “who actually cares if they like the music so what” and criticizing people focusing on trivial outrage in “bigger issues in the world but you choose to focus on a flag lol”. While she has flashes of snark and dark humour, like “ban men from listening to fontaines” and “i’m an evil lesbian it’s true”, these read as playful rather than ruthless; her core vibe is loyal, emotional, and community-oriented, aligning most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Boys in the Better Land - Fontaines D.C.
They are clearly obsessed with Fontaines D.C., calling them “my band forever” in “FONTAINES ARE MASSIVE my band forever” and begging for a live album in “fontaines live album NOW”, so a signature Fontaines anthem fits them best. Boys in the Better Land channels that wired, restless energy of being young, chronically online, and desperate to be at every gig – exactly the mood of “fontaines this week i could cry” and “feel so left out seeing people tweet about their fontaines gigs and i’ve got to wait 2 more weeks 😕”. The song’s mix of swagger and vulnerability mirrors how they tweet half-joking threats and melodrama about music, like “if i don’t see stereophonics i will kill myself” and “physically hurts that fontaines have never played motorcycle boy live”. Its lyrics about identity, culture, and escape also suit someone who lives through bands, tours, and scenes, seen in their constant gig chatter such as “gonna miss romance tour saur bad”. Overall, it captures their loud fandom, teenage intensity, and the way music seems to structure their whole emotional world.
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