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Your Simpsons character
Like Lisa, Bellá is a high-achieving student and a self-described “woman in stem” who experiences existential dread when she doesn't get a perfect grade, noting she is “suddenly in shock” when a test is actually challenging. She possesses a sharp, cynical wit regarding social trends and education, yet maintains a sense of “whimsy and childlike wonder” that she wishes others would embrace. Her tweets often reflect a sophisticated intellectual curiosity, such as her interest in “Metastability” or her father's philosophical views on “coexistence,” while simultaneously feeling like the only person in her family truly paying attention. Ultimately, her combination of academic ambition, love for figure skating, and occasional social frustration perfectly mirrors the Lisa Simpson archetype.

Your MBTI personality Type
Bella demonstrates strong Extroverted Intuition (Ne) by jumping between wildly different abstract ideas, such as “creating superhumans” by combining weight-loss drugs with steroids or proposing “giant ice-skating chess” for the Olympics. Her Thinking (T) preference is evident in her blunt, logical critiques of systems, like questioning the “coincidence” of exam tweets or the “efficiency” of the psychometric system. Though she reflects on social dynamics, her approach is often analytical or provocative rather than purely sentimental, such as her “Woman in STEM” dismissal of social niceties. Finally, her Perceiving (P) nature shows through a spontaneous, chaotic lifestyle where she “randomly” deals with hair issues or goes on a “walk of shame” for late-night ice cream.

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CS student & woman in STEM. When I’m not acing computer networks exams, I’m overanalyzing figure skating, training in hip-hop, or eating ice pops for the whimsy.– @HowDoIGetAlife_

Your signature cocktail
This drink perfectly captures a woman in STEM who navigates the brutal 'assassination attempt' known as finals season while maintaining a sense of playfulness. The chilled, icy base honors her belief that “a little whimsy and childlike wonder won’t kill anyone”, while the strong caffeine kick represents the grind of someone who views “exam period like a prolonged assassination attempt”. The sparkling finish reflects her obsession with elite performance and Winter Olympics aesthetics, particularly her fascination with whether high scores stem from “teams being better or just really bad”. Finally, the salted rim represents her sharp, honest social commentary, even if she occasionally deletes a post because she “tweeted something that made me feel not nice”.

Your Hogwarts House
Bella demonstrates a quintessential Ravenclaw analytical mind, frequently applying academic concepts like “Metastability” to her life and questioning the logic of social systems, such as why “everyone in the year 2000s... could search for 'x with subtitles'” as the first digital generation. She values intellectual rigor and is highly critical of flawed logic, whether discussing the efficiency of “psychometric English exams” or debunking myths about “pirates and manatees” because the concept doesn't hold up to scrutiny. Her curiosity extends to complex scientific theories, such as her desire to conduct experiments on “superhumans” by combining weight-loss drugs and steroids to see how muscle retention works. Even her humor is rooted in wit and observation, viewing her difficult exams as a “prolonged assassination attempt” on her well-being.

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Bella’s feed captures the chaotic essence of an ambitious but exhausted student navigating a demanding life, making this anthem of persistence and daily grind the perfect fit. She frequently describes her academic life as a battle for survival, tweeting that “תקופת מבחנים זה כמו ניסיון התנקשות ממושך”. Despite the stress, she maintains a witty, slightly cynical humor about her situation, often rewarding herself for the struggle by “רישום לשיעור היפ הופ” or finding joy in “whimsy and childlike wonder”. Like the song, she is a woman in STEM who balances high expectations, noting that she gets “בשוק” when she doesn't excel, while simply trying to make it through the day without losing her mind.

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