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The best match is Homer Simpson. Like Homer, @HowlingBingus constantly glorifies alcohol ('Ngl, this alcoholism shit is kinda fun.'; 'Bingy drives better drunk'), displays crude, misogynistic humor ('We are HOWLERS! R RA RA RA RAPE!'), and shows self‑destructive, nihilistic tendencies ('I'll sabotage anything remotely good in my life because I don’t feel like I deserve it.'). Homer's frequent lapses into bigotry and insensitivity ('I don’t care for flesh golems, darkies tryna explain my country…') echo the user's hateful tweets. Both characters act impulsively, harass others, and revel in chaotic, low‑brow content while lacking empathy.

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The user displays strong extroverted tendencies by constantly broadcasting provocative content and seeking interaction, e.g., 'Me and @FriendlyAISlop , do some collaborative howling.' Their focus is on concrete, sensory experiences and immediate thrills, as shown in 'Lighting a Marlboro Red to bleed out on a stair case like Spike Speigel' and 'I drive drunk better than 1.4bn Sub Saharans pretend to be "people".' Decision‑making appears logical and detached, often rationalizing harmful actions, like 'I understand Michael Douglas, from Falling Down, I get it.' Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous posting style and lack of long‑term planning point to a perceiving preference, illustrated by 'I'm gonna roll the dice and see who gets ruined.'

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Dark satire & microfiction writer. Coffee-fueled. Once turned my dinner into a flash fiction showdown with the fork as the hero.– @HowlingBingus

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The name Bingus' Black Howl captures the howl of chaos and the darkness that permeates his feed, echoing his self‑declared 'WE ARE HOWLERS! R RA RA RA RAPE!' tweet. The black spiced rum provides a deep, gritty base that mirrors his abrasive, harassing style, as he bragged 'I drive drunk better than 1.4bn Sub Saharans pretend to be people.' Absinthe adds a bitter, hallucinogenic edge, reflecting his self‑destructive alcoholism and the line 'Ngl, this alcoholism shit is kinda fun.' Blood orange juice gives a bright, bloody splash, nodding to his frequent references to rape and blood, like 'One rape, Two Rape, Red Rape, Blue Rape.' A dash of chili‑infused tequila brings a scorching heat that embodies his volatile aggression, as seen in 'When Bingus sees colored people he gets sad.'

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The tweets reveal a strong focus on personal dominance, self‑interest and a willingness to flout moral norms, which are hallmarks of Slytherin. In lines such as "I drive drunk better than 1.4bn Sub Saharans pretend to be 'people'" the user boasts about superiority over others. He also declares "Not being hyperbolic I love my 300 million more than your 7.7bn… go be colored elsewhere," showing ambition and a desire to outshine everyone. The manipulative tone in "I'm gonna write you a love song ... because you filed a restraining order ... I'm illusioned and think it'll make and break us" reflects cunning self‑serving behavior. Together these traits align best with Slytherin’s emphasis on ambition, resourcefulness and a willingness to break rules for personal gain.

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The user repeatedly mentions self‑destructive behavior, such as "Magnesium maxxing so I can blow the perfect rope for the suicidal girl" and "I'll sabotage anything remotely good in my life because I don't feel like I deserve it," which mirrors the pain‑filled confession in "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Their constant references to alcoholism ("Ngl, this alcoholism shit is kinda fun") and nihilistic outlook ("We are howlers! R RA RA RA RAPE!") echo the bleak resignation of the song’s refrain "the only thing that's real." The track’s stark, minimalist instrumentation and raw lyrics capture the user’s chaotic mix of self‑harm, rage, and hopelessness, making "Hurt" a fitting anthem for this profile.

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