HowlingBowden
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Film Buff: Frequent references to 80s action movies, such as Feeling like watching Aliens tonight... Terminator, Batman, Die Hard, last night was Robocop.
- Literary Enthusiast: Shares book finds and reviews, like Got a bargain. History of the French Revolution in hardback for only £2 and recommends Camp of the Saints.
- Creative Writer: Posts original poetry and haiku, for example A haiku. I like to write these: Bitter rains blind you, Winds howl...
- Community Builder: Engages with followers and peers, e.g., Dear fellow Howlers (and anyone else) if you haven’t followed @kaltenbrunnart you are sorely missing out.
- Self-Confidence: Expresses strong personal convictions, as in Instead of the pathetic President Biden, we need a President Bowden.
Weaknesses:
- Hate Speech: Uses racial slur, as seen in Just called the bartender ‘nig’. He laughed.
- Extremist Rhetoric: Calls for aggressive foreign actions, for instance Invade Venezuela and Mexico.
- Violent Language: Describes joining the US army to kill a Venezuelan drug lord and then invade Mexico.
- Offensive Slurs: Refers to followers as 500 retards and uses demeaning language.
- Inconsistent Focus: Tweets jump between movies, politics, memes, and personal notes without clear thematic cohesion.
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
The user describes themselves as "Cultured/Thug", echoing Mr. Burns' refined tastes (opera, fine art) paired with ruthless ambition. Their obsession with violent movies and calls for conquest – e.g., "Invade Venezuela and Mexico" and "The EU is hellbent on destroying Europe" – mirrors Burns' frequent schemes to dominate and eliminate perceived threats. The xenophobic, anti‑immigration rhetoric such as "We need to move to Australia boys" and "The racist brain is bigger because it makes connections" aligns with Burns' elitist, anti‑people worldview. References to classic literature like "Camp of the Saints" and a desire for a strong leader ("Instead of the pathetic President Biden, we need a President Bowden") reflect Burns' longing for control over society. Together, the blend of cultural elitism and brutal authoritarianism makes Mr. Burns the closest Simpsons match.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTJ
The frequent, outward‑directed posts such as "Dear fellow Howlers (and anyone else) if you haven’t followed @kaltenbrunnart you are sorely missing out" and "Me when I now have 500 retards following me" show a clear extraverted focus on audience and social feedback. Their constant references to abstract ideas – "The purpose of a system is what it does," "Bowden on Heraclitus… Being and becoming," and "We’re in the era of the Last Men, the age of public sector liberalism writ large" – indicate a dominant intuition. Decision‑making is framed in logical, objective language, e.g., "Never be a victim. The world doesn’t owe you anything, you’ve got to go out and get it," reflecting a thinking preference. Finally, the repeated calls for decisive action—"We need to be Bonaparte maxxing," "We need to move to Australia boys," and "Never base your outlook on victimhood"—reveal a judging orientation toward structure and goal‑oriented planning.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in a Terminator marathon, I’d be the T‑800 who never lets the romance die—ready for an 80s action night with popcorn and you?
- Bowden says we need a President of love—how about we run a joint campaign and declare our hearts a sovereign state?
- I saw you love The Snowman; let’s create our own winter wonderland romance and watch the snow melt into a cozy cuddle session.
- You mentioned Frog and Toad—if you’re my frog, I’ll be the toad that hops right back into your pond whenever you call.
- Morrissey might be Prime Minister in your playlist, but I’ll gladly be your deputy of desire, delivering love like a perfect mixtape.
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80s action junkie who binge-watched every classic in one weekend. Film buff, lit lover, & cultural commentator. #Howlers #Bowden– @HowlingBowden
Your signature cocktail
The Howling Commando
The Howling Commando blends a bold bourbon with refined cognac, mirroring the user's self‑description as 'Cultured/Thug'. The splash of blood‑orange juice adds the neon‑lit punch of 80s action movies like Commando and Predator, as mentioned in the tweet 'Feeling like watching Aliens tonight… Predator and Commando probably to come.' A dash of Angostura bitters gives the bitter edge of their political rants, while a smoked rosemary garnish evokes the gritty, militaristic tone of 'Me when I join the US army to kill Venezuelan drug lord…'. Finally, the cognac nods to the line 'It does make me well up a bit after I’ve had a few cognacs,' grounding the drink in their love of classic spirits.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Based on the tweets from @HowlingBowden, it is evident that they exhibit traits typical of Slytherin, which values ambition and cunning. Tweets such as 'Instead of the pathetic President Biden, we need a President Bowden.' showcase a desire for power and leadership, indicative of Slytherin's ambition. Furthermore, the tweet 'Invade Venezuela and Mexico' signals a readiness to pursue bold, aggressive actions, which aligns with Slytherin's strategic mindset. The overall tone reflects a shrewd and determined nature, characteristics often associated with Slytherins who seek to achieve their ends.
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Rule, Britannia! - Thomas Arne
Rule, Britannia! is a classic British patriotic anthem that glorifies British naval power and refuses subjugation. This matches @HowlingBowden's nationalist, anti‑EU stance ('The EU is hellbent on destroying Europe…') and his calls for British greatness ('We need to be Bonaparte maxxing,' 'Invade Venezuela and Mexico'). Their bio 'Cultured/Thug' also fits the blend of high‑brow cultural references (classic movies, literature) with a hard‑edged, militaristic attitude, which the anthem embodies through its triumphant melody and defiant lyrics ('Britons never will be slaves'). The song's historic association with empire and the British crown aligns with the user's admiration for strong leadership ('Morrissey for Prime Minister') and disdain for left‑wing governance ('London, Paris, San Francisco… Manchester a slum now too'). Thus, Rule, Britannia! captures both their cultural pride and aggressive, expansionist worldview.
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