Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Started a new band with multiple accounts, showing original artistic collaboration
- Tech-savvy: Comments on Elon Musk fixing the algorithm and crypto price movements indicate tech awareness
- Curious: Posts about doing research and buying books show a desire to learn
- Organized: Publishes tier lists and corrected versions, indicating systematic structuring
- Confident: Claims like I can fix that and I am a tank display strong self-assurance
Weaknesses:
- Hate speech: Tweets contain anti-Jewish slurs such as Jew hates Christmas and other racist language
- Conspiracy theorist: Promotes unfounded claims about immigration colonization and election fraud
- Incoherent: Posts mix unrelated topics, e.g., medieval combat narrative alongside political rants
- Extremist: Calls for forced removal of illegals and violent colonization show radical ideology
- Misogynistic: Objectifies women in tweets like Need hot girls feet to land on me and references female rapists
Your Simpsons character
Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns, the billionaire owner of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, mirrors the user’s obsession with wealth and elite power, as seen in the tweet 'Boomers have a collective net worth of $83 trillion'. The user’s call to 'pay off the boomers' and his focus on big, powerful things like a '1987 Ford F250' echo Burns’s desire for dominance and material grandeur. His extremist conspiracies, such as 'The country is not truly on a good path until someone earnestly suggests using our native blacks to wage a war of expansive colonization on the Caribbean', reflect Burns’s scheming and willingness to exploit groups for his own agenda. The user’s frequent racist and anti‑immigrant remarks – e.g., 'The White Man prays for Japan' and 'Jew hates Christmas' – align with Burns’s often disdainful view of outsiders. Finally, his paranoid tech‑conspiracy 'Elon finally fixed the algorithm' and feeling 'I am being gangstalked' fit Burns’s distrust of modern technology and his habit of manipulating it for personal gain.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Their frequent tagging of others, like "Just started a new band with @HowlingMasshole @HowlingTrad @HowlingKOTH", shows an outward‑focused, extraverted style. A penchant for sweeping, future‑oriented conspiracies such as "The country is not truly on a good path until someone earnestly suggests using our native blacks to wage a war of expansive colonization on the Caribbean..." reflects dominant intuition. They frequently present pseudo‑statistical arguments, e.g., "5% of the US GDP is made up of private sector interest payments and credit card processing fees", indicating a thinking preference for logical, impersonal analysis. Their stream of spontaneous, unstructured posts—"Just unlocked the most under rated primal movement protocol: swinging" and a constantly changing tier list—illustrates a perceiving, adaptable approach.
Some pickup lines for you
- I must be in the Kumite because your howl knocked me out and I’m begging for a rematch—maybe over coffee?
- Those Mickey Mouse fursona gloves are cute, but I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my arm while we watch a movie.
- Your new band sounds epic—let’s write a duet where our chemistry hits higher notes than any crypto price spike.
- Elon may have fixed the algorithm, but I think the real glitch is my heart when I see you scroll by.
- If your PIT is for trapping big egos, let me be the one you let in, because I’m ready to get lost in your howls.
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Former army captain, crypto nerd, meme curator, occasional music maker, and proud owner of a giant 'PIT' chair. Always howling for the next odd story.– @HowlingNigga
Your signature cocktail
Howling Pit Punch
The Howling Pit Punch is a brutal blend of bourbon, black vodka, spiced rum, a dash of hot sauce, and shimmering gold dust, echoing the user's love of boomer wealth ('Boomers have a collective net worth of $83 trillion'). The dark black vodka mirrors the hateful, shadowy tone of tweets like 'The White Man prays for Japan' and 'Jew hates Christmas'. A splash of spicy hot sauce captures the aggressive, violent language such as 'This is why I have one gigantic chair I call "THE PIT"' and the 'malicious compliance' they brag about. The bourbon grounds the drink in the old‑school MAGA vibe they flaunt, as seen in 'I’ve been on GOP lists since I bought a MAGA hat in 2015'. Lastly, the glittering gold dust and a hint of energy‑drink‑style fizz nod to their crypto hype and Elon obsession ('Elon finally fixed the algorithm' and 'ETH is down 20%').
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user repeatedly expresses ambition for power and control, such as in the tweet "The country is not truly on a good path until someone earnestly suggests using our native blacks to wage a war of expansive colonization on the Caribbean …". They also focus on wealth and manipulation, noting "Boomers have a collective net worth of $83 trillion" and seeking to "pay off the boomers". Their language is cunning and self‑serving, for example "I can fix that" and "Just got my new Mickey Mouse fursona gloves in the mail". These traits align with Slytherin’s values of ambition, resourcefulness, and a willingness to bend rules for personal gain. The overall pattern of scheming, dominance, and strategic aggression fits the Slytherin archetype.
Your movie
Your song
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
The user’s aggressive anti‑immigration and war‑like rhetoric mirrors the Viking‑themed battle chant of Led Zeppelin’s "Immigrant Song". Their tweet "We're doing this to every church affiliated with an immigration group..." and "Would be nice if they went door to door clearing out illegals in Texas, but 80k Somalis is apparently more important..." show a desire to drive out immigrants, echoing the lyric "We'll drive our enemies to the sea." The repeated references to colonization – "The country is not truly on a good path until someone earnestly suggests using our native blacks to wage a war of expansive colonization on the Caribbean" – line up with the song’s conquest imagery. The user’s self‑styled "howling" persona ties in with the song’s iconic opening howl ("Ah, ah, ah, ah—") that evokes a pack of wolves or Vikings. Overall, the song’s themes of conquest, domination, and a fierce, primal chant best capture this account’s extremist, war‑focused identity.
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