HP_NoobCraft
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Curious Polymath: Their tweets span combinatorics, bioelectricity, AI models, and Bronze Age history—see 'a combinatorial polytope...' and 'Hyperpolarizing cells...'; this breadth shows intellectual curiosity across domains.
- Playful Honesty: They mix highbrow and lowbrow candidness — 'The Trial of the Belly' and 'I AM SO CONSTIPATED OH GOD' reveal an ability to be sincere and silly in public.
- Communicator: They actively translate research for outsiders, as when they 'fed it to the model and asked it to make a walkthrough of the paper for K 12 students', showing outreach instincts.
- Resilient Competitor: Competing on Kaggle and moving up ranks ('Moved up to rank 415') indicates persistence and competitive focus.
- Culturally Literate: References to Kubrick, late Bronze Age, New Yorker post‑9/11, and global travel ('Back in Seattle', 'go to thailand') show wide reading and worldly taste.
Weaknesses:
- Abrupt: Frequent profanity and blunt one-liners ('Kurwa jebana twoja', 'ASS! WE WANT ASS!') can feel jarring or alienating to some readers.
- Scattered Focus: Switching between deep research posts and meme-level content ('a combinatorial polytope...' vs 'me making vidya games btw') suggests attention is divided across many projects.
- Self‑doubt: Repeated self-deprecating lines like 'i still have no idea what im doing' reveal recurring insecurity about direction or competence.
- Provocateur: Posting edgy political or social takes ('AGI has been achieved externally', 'The genius of American politics...') risks polarizing followers or sparking heated backlash.
- Impulsive Humor: Crude or potentially offensive jokes ('My mommy better have big ass milkers') indicate a tendency to post impulsively without social filtering.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is the best Simpsons match: intellectually voracious, morally reflective, and occasionally exasperated by lowbrow culture. Hondo tweets about ethical and systemic questions ('Is it enough to optimize my life inside a flawed system...') and posts deep science and history, much like Lisa’s bookish debates, yet also indulges in snark and absurd humor ('ASS! WE WANT ASS!'). The mix of earnest seriousness and cultural frustration closely mirrors Lisa’s temperament.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
ENTP fits Hondo: their curiosity and love of debating ideas show through many posts ('Is it enough to optimize my life inside a flawed system...'), and they actively experiment with tools and models ('I took a novel piece of research... and fed it to the model'). Their thinking orientation is visible in analytical posts about algorithms and samplers ('Topological Barriers... The sampler gets "stuck"'), and their perceiving flexibility shows in quick pivots between jokes, research, and travel plans ('Gotta get a new passport...'). Hondo's mocking, contrarian tone ('AGI has been achieved externally', 'The genius of American politics...') and appetite for novel uses of tech are classic ENTP energy.
Some pickup lines for you
- Do you build mech suits? Because I need something to protect my heart when you start explaining combinatorics to me.
- If you fed my research to Gemini and it made a K–12 walkthrough, imagine what you'd do with my love life — I'd be your favorite experiment.
- Are you a Kaggle leaderboard? Because I just moved up to rank 415 and now I'm trying to optimize my way into your DMs.
- You call yourself 'an absolute baka' — good. I like my geniuses with a sense of humor. Want to co-author some trouble?
- Come with me to Thailand — I’ll get the passport, you bring the mech suit plans, and we'll debug life together.
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hondo — irreverent polymath: polytope nerd + ML tinkerer, aspiring mech-builder, videogame maker & digital nomad-in-progress. Writes about AI, housing, bioelectricity & bad squirrels. Very online, occasionally profound, 'an absolute baka'.– @HP_NoobCraft
Your signature cocktail
Grok & Mech
The 'Grok & Mech' cocktail mirrors Hondo’s smoky, incisive intellect and maker-showmanship: mezcal for a smoky, slightly dangerous edge matching 'Grok 4.1 vibes' and AGI talk; yuzu for the citrusy surprise like an unexpected research insight ('Gemini 3 changes things'); activated charcoal gives a dramatic, nerdy visual touch that a self-described meme-loving tinkerer would appreciate; the mint is the small human touch, like their reassuring 'Never kys guys.' It's simultaneously clever, a little unorthodox, and excellent for late-night debugging.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Hondo best fits Ravenclaw for a love of ideas, puzzles, and intellectual breadth. Their tweets unpack advanced math/ML ('a combinatorial polytope whose vertices are activation patterns of sparse subnetworks') and bioelectric science ('Hyperpolarizing cells...'), showing a Ravenclaw hunger for knowledge. They also enjoy playful thought experiments and historical curiosity ('I would pick the late Bronze Age collapse...'), which aligns with Ravenclaw's valuing of cleverness and curiosity. While irreverent, their primary drive appears to be understanding and synthesizing complex subjects rather than seeking limelight or strict tradition.
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Paranoid Android - Radiohead
This song's uneasy, multi-part structure and biting social critique mirrors Hondo’s oscillation between high theory and nervous satire. Lyrics about alienation and systemic absurdity pair well with tweets like 'A hyper speculative environment where nothing has real value...' and 'Americans like their crises fast and photogenic.' The blend of intellect, anxiety, and dark humor in the song matches their online voice.
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