HP_NoobCraft
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Lisa is the best Simpsons match: intellectually voracious, morally reflective, and occasionally exasperated by lowbrow culture. Hondo tweets about ethical and systemic questions ('Is it enough to optimize my life inside a flawed system...') and posts deep science and history, much like Lisa’s bookish debates, yet also indulges in snark and absurd humor ('ASS! WE WANT ASS!'). The mix of earnest seriousness and cultural frustration closely mirrors Lisa’s temperament.

Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP fits Hondo: their curiosity and love of debating ideas show through many posts ('Is it enough to optimize my life inside a flawed system...'), and they actively experiment with tools and models ('I took a novel piece of research... and fed it to the model'). Their thinking orientation is visible in analytical posts about algorithms and samplers ('Topological Barriers... The sampler gets "stuck"'), and their perceiving flexibility shows in quick pivots between jokes, research, and travel plans ('Gotta get a new passport...'). Hondo's mocking, contrarian tone ('AGI has been achieved externally', 'The genius of American politics...') and appetite for novel uses of tech are classic ENTP energy.

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hondo — irreverent polymath: polytope nerd + ML tinkerer, aspiring mech-builder, videogame maker & digital nomad-in-progress. Writes about AI, housing, bioelectricity & bad squirrels. Very online, occasionally profound, 'an absolute baka'.– @HP_NoobCraft

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The 'Grok & Mech' cocktail mirrors Hondo’s smoky, incisive intellect and maker-showmanship: mezcal for a smoky, slightly dangerous edge matching 'Grok 4.1 vibes' and AGI talk; yuzu for the citrusy surprise like an unexpected research insight ('Gemini 3 changes things'); activated charcoal gives a dramatic, nerdy visual touch that a self-described meme-loving tinkerer would appreciate; the mint is the small human touch, like their reassuring 'Never kys guys.' It's simultaneously clever, a little unorthodox, and excellent for late-night debugging.

Your Hogwarts House
Hondo best fits Ravenclaw for a love of ideas, puzzles, and intellectual breadth. Their tweets unpack advanced math/ML ('a combinatorial polytope whose vertices are activation patterns of sparse subnetworks') and bioelectric science ('Hyperpolarizing cells...'), showing a Ravenclaw hunger for knowledge. They also enjoy playful thought experiments and historical curiosity ('I would pick the late Bronze Age collapse...'), which aligns with Ravenclaw's valuing of cleverness and curiosity. While irreverent, their primary drive appears to be understanding and synthesizing complex subjects rather than seeking limelight or strict tradition.

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This song's uneasy, multi-part structure and biting social critique mirrors Hondo’s oscillation between high theory and nervous satire. Lyrics about alienation and systemic absurdity pair well with tweets like 'A hyper speculative environment where nothing has real value...' and 'Americans like their crises fast and photogenic.' The blend of intellect, anxiety, and dark humor in the song matches their online voice.

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