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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a very emotionally self-aware, creative, slightly melancholic nerd with strong opinions—much closer to Lisa Simpson than anyone else. They’re introspective and hard on themselves, like when their bio says “maybe I don't deserve to be loved” and when they confess wanting romance but doubting it will happen, as in “I want aquarium date.. I wanna see seals before I die... I can just go alone but it'd be nice to get asked to go romantically but I don't think there'll be any romance for me..”. Like Lisa, they’re deeply into niche interests and art, updating their strawpage and celebrating others’ creations in tweets such as “I put up everyone's art on my strawpage 🥰 so happy” and “I'm shy to admit this but he was the reason I picked up drawing again btw.. 😔 (outside of my job ofc)”. They’re also politically and socially opinionated—especially feminist and anti–toxic masculinity—like in “powerful women scare the shit out of cishet men.” and “fuck those incels and toxic beauty standards, we are in this together 🫂”. Despite the angst, there’s a lot of warmth and idealism in how they talk about fandom and yuri/GL—“my heart is filled with fondness for yuri... GL... wlw...”—which fits Lisa’s mix of cynicism and earnest hopefulness. Overall, they’re a passionate, artsy, socially conscious overthinker who feels a bit out of place but cares deeply, making Lisa the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most content is about inner fantasy life, art, and niche fandom rather than IRL socializing, and even when mentioning others it’s usually via online interactions or anonymous notes, e.g. being shy about their tastes and confessions like “I'm shy to admit this but he was the reason I picked up drawing again btw.. 😔”. Their bio “maybe I don't deserve to be loved” and yearning posts like “I want aquarium date.. … but I don't think there'll be any romance for me..” show a strong, idealistic inner emotional world, fitting Intuition (N) and Feeling (F) more than concrete, practical S/T concerns. They frequently explore abstract themes—power dynamics, beauty standards, queerness, yuri, and cult dynamics—such as in “if anything, DCL loves how timid Olesya is. A lost lamb guided by the Shepard… A perfect someone to ever made him feel so in control.”, indicating an intuitive focus on symbolism and meaning over mere facts. Emotional and values-based language is constant, especially in feminist/queer commentary like “powerful women scare the shit out of cishet men.” and in their protective stance toward others’ self-esteem in “whole thread so wholesome maybe humanity still exists fuck those incels and toxic beauty standards, we are in this together 🫂”, which is strongly F-coded. Their lifestyle and creative habits feel flexible and spontaneous rather than tightly scheduled: they complain about slow art progress “how do people draw so fast while I'm taking so long… I'm so frustrated”, talk about working on OC sheets and strawpage updates when inspiration hits (“I UPDATED MY STRAWPAGE YESSSS… send me smth if you want :3”), and bounce between shitposting and long yumeship lore threads, all of which is more consistent with Perceiving (P). Putting these traits together—introverted, idealistic, emotionally driven, highly imaginative, and somewhat unstructured—INFP is the best fit.

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Young adult artist, hopeless romantic, and seal enthusiast. Once fell in love with a fictional death cult leader and made an OC about it.– @hplssrmntics

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The Hopelessfaith Highball starts with coffee liqueur and a splash of dark rum for late-night art grinds and that ‘old man in a young woman’s body’ vibe from “I'm a young adult female but deep down I've always been an old man 💔”, keeping the drink strong but cozy. Cherry blossom syrup adds soft, romantic sweetness for the yumeship drama and tender OC lore in “Sooo I yumeship my OC Olesya with death cult leader (DCL)...” and the aquarium-date yearning in “I want aquarium date.. I wanna see seals before I die...”. A dash of sea salt captures their melancholic self-deprecation and bio mood from “maybe I don't deserve to be loved” and “I'm so pathetic I'm falling for death cult leader down bad”, giving a little sting before the sweetness. It’s topped with sparkling cucumber soda as a playful throwback to “I love those 2000s obsession with cucumber scent in soap, shampoo and perfume. I need that hype back...”, making it refreshing, weirdly specific, and nostalgic—just like their timeline. Overall it’s a sweet–bitter, slightly unhinged, fandom-fueled highball: bubbly with memes from “I love shitposting and making memes”, but with enough emotional proof to knock you into a death-cult OC spiral.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline is saturated with warmth toward others, collaborative joy, and a desire to uplift people, which are core Hufflepuff traits. They celebrate others’ art and explicitly want to feature it on their own page, as in “I put up everyone's art on my strawpage 🥰 so happy” and asking permission to archive gifts: “OOMF THAT'S SO GOOD… can I put this on my strawpage later?”. They value community care and fairness in fandom, defending others against toxic standards in “whole thread so wholesome maybe humanity still exists fuck those incels and toxic beauty standards, we are in this together 🫂” and speaking up about how people judge those who look like them in “you can tell how ppl perceive you physically by the way they look down at others who look similar to you :(”. Their loyalty and gentleness show in how they talk about their OC and yumeship—wanting to do right by others’ OCs and being anxious about liking morally bad characters: “guys what would you feel if I like your oc but they're a bad person who did terrible things... 😔 I'm so scared”. Even in melancholy moments, they dream of tender, shared experiences rather than glory or dominance, like “I want aquarium date.. I wanna see seals before I die... I can just go alone but it'd be nice to get asked to go romantically”. Taken together—their emphasis on kindness, community, support, and emotional sincerity over ambition or intellectualism—fits Hufflepuff far better than the other houses.

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A fitting song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, which mixes dark humor, social frustration, and emotional vulnerability in a way that mirrors their online persona. They swing between self-deprecating melancholy and loud, dramatic reactions, like calling themselves a hopeless romantic in “maybe I don't deserve to be loved” while also tweeting all-caps thirst and obsession about their death cult leader yumeship such as “me when I realized death cult leader isn't real” and “I'm so pathetic I'm falling for death cult leader down bad”. The song’s theme of feeling alienated and judged fits with their sensitivity to appearance and social treatment, as seen in “you can tell how ppl perceive you physically by the way they look down at others who look similar to you :(”. At the same time, they have a rebellious, cynical streak toward societal norms and cishet male behavior, like in “powerful women scare the shit out of cishet men” and their rants about incels and toxic beauty standards in “fuck those incels and toxic beauty standards, we are in this together”. The way they romanticize angst, cult aesthetics, and yuri, while still finding humor in everything, reflects the song’s balance of bitterness, theatricality, and catharsis.

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