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Your Simpsons character
Like the mascot of The Simpsons, Gilbert is defined by his high-energy, self-obsessed persona and a constant need to project an image of being “AWESOME, HUMBLE, HANDSOME, SEXY”. He shares Duffman’s unbridled enthusiasm for alcohol, frequently posting about hitting the “Liquor store” and celebrating with a loud “PROST!!!!!!!!🍻”. Despite his bravado, there is a clear layer of performative vanity, as seen when he poses as if in a commercial: “hahaha.. hey.. leans on my expensive not West's car you come around often?”. Both characters are essentially “hype men” for their own legends, often referring to themselves in the third person or through exaggerated titles like “the most #awesomest”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Gilbert is a quintessential Extrovert, constantly seeking validation from his 'awesome fans' and shouting in all-caps to maintain his center-of-attention status, exemplified by his claim that “there's enough Prussia to go around”. He exhibits Sensing through his focus on immediate physical pleasures like beer and food, such as asking “Who up putting Volkswagen Gewürzketshup on they sausage rn”. His Thinking trait shows in his blunt, often cocky demeanor and logical detachment from others' sensitivity, though he humorously notes he'll have to “write another formal apology to women” if he keeps making comparisons. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his chaotic, sleep-deprived schedule and lack of planning, often tweeting about making “instant noodles at 1am” or staying awake for “17 hours” on a whim.

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Prussian historian & culinary enthusiast. I enjoy quality sausages, fine German lagers, and bird watching. Once spent 24 hours awake to perfect a noodle recipe.– @HRENSOHNPRUSSIA

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This cocktail is as chaotic and loud as a man who shouts “YOU WANT AN ANSWER SO BAD? FINE. I CHOOSE train goes by” at his followers. The German beer base honors his heritage, while the Campari is a desperate tribute to his bio's plea that “ITALIANS DM ME” and his confession that “If all roads lead to Rome I better start walking”. Because he’s constantly admitting “Ive bveen awake for 17 hours”, the caffeine is essential to maintain that “gamer grindsesh” energy. Finally, the savory splash of ketchup pays homage to his late-night culinary habits of putting “Volkswagen Gewürzketshup on they sausage”.

Your Hogwarts House
Gilbert demonstrates classic Slytherin self-importance and a relentless focus on his own image, constantly reminding followers that “I am the most #awesomest” and boasting about his “awesome aura”. His ambition is paired with a cunning, opportunistic nature, seen when he tries to pick up dates by leaning on his “expensive not West's car” to project a higher status. He exhibits strong self-preservation and resourcefulness, admitting his “greed does know no bounds” while navigating his social circle with a mix of charm and calculated arrogance. Even his protective nature over Gilbird is framed through his own legacy, asserting “there's enough Prussia to go around”. Ultimately, his desire for admiration and his habit of making every situation about his own superiority align him perfectly with the house of ambition.

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This song perfectly mirrors the user's extreme confidence and self-proclaimed allure, as seen in their bio which lists them as “AWESOME, HUMBLE, HANDSOME, SEXY”. The lyrics reflect a man obsessed with his own image, matching tweets where he flaunts his “AWESOME AURA” and declares himself “the most #awesomest”. His frequent mentions of being a model-like figure who attracts others—specifically his obsession with “italians”—aligns with the song's catwalk theme. Even when exhausted, he attributes it to the effort of “Being so awesome”, embodying the campy, narcissistic energy of the track.

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