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This account most closely matches Sideshow Bob. The user is articulate, theatrical, and self-aware, often leaning into villainy with a playful, intellectual tone, like when they say “Nah, they scream a lot when you stab them or break their bones.” and “Nothing will happen to her while I exist. (It's also a good excuse to kill those two.)”. They clearly enjoy irony and sarcasm, shown in lines like “False information, my favorite 😌” and “Of course, even I didn't know that (note the sarcasm)”, which fits Bob’s refined yet mocking humor. There’s also a dramatic focus on fate and destiny—“The strings woven by the 'false puppeteer' always lead to ruin for those who least deserve it.”—echoing Sideshow Bob’s tendency to frame his grievances in grand, almost Shakespearean terms. Despite the dark, threatening flair, they show moments of gentleness and charm, like “Rest is necessary for every living being; if I can help you achieve that goal, I wouldn't mind being a pillow for you, my dear.”, mirroring Bob’s capacity to be oddly tender and cultured while still reveling in his own villain persona.

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They read as an introvert (I) who still interacts a lot, but usually from a detached, observant stance rather than seeking the spotlight. Their tone is reserved and self-contained, with lines like “I guess this is what they call a midlife crisis.” and “Everything has become boring recently...oh well” showing inward focus and a tendency to reflect rather than perform for attention. They are strongly intuitive (N), favoring abstraction and metaphor: they talk about destiny and higher-level patterns in “The strings woven by the 'false puppeteer' always lead to ruin…” and discuss time in a speculative way in “since time in the abyss and space is relative… around 30,000 or something around 20,000 would be a great time to guess.”. Their reasoning style is clearly thinking (T): they correct grammar “// Grammatical error !! (Missing a coordinating conjunction after the comma)”, define concepts analytically in “That's called 'ambivalence.' It's a feeling 'of two minds' or torn…”, and make cool, critical judgments like “Quite irresponsible and naive of her, I must say.”. Their sarcasm and moral detachment in lines such as “I don't see the point, but everyone should do what they think is best. And to make it clear, I did everything I'm accused of.” further suggest T over F. They lean judging (J): they often speak in decisive conclusions and principles, e.g. “I believe I have already made the Universitas' position in this case very clear.” and “A piece of advice; Never expect an ounce of responsibility from a sinner.”, and they like giving firm advice or evaluations rather than staying open-ended. Taken together — abstract, strategic language, analytic detachment, and decisive pronouncements — they most closely match INTJ.

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Lecturer in fate, part-time shitposter. I correct grammar, burn letters, and survive poison just to compliment your eyes. RP of Hroptatyr from the abyss.– @HroptatyrW

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Smoky mezcal with a dash of chile captures their sharp, dangerous humor and casual violence, like when they note, “Nah, they scream a lot when you stab them or break their bones.” The black coffee liqueur reflects their calculated, insomniac intellect that “carefully process[es] the information and consider[s] multiple, conflicting perspectives,” as they explain here: “primarily helps improve judgment and decision making…” Star anise–infused syrup nods to their poetic, almost flirtatious elegance when they say, “your brightness outshines [the stars] tonight, my dear.” Activated charcoal with edible silver shimmer embodies their abyssal, theatrical persona and fascination with twisted destiny: “The strings woven by the ‘false puppeteer’ always lead to ruin…” Finally, the lemon twist represents their unexpectedly soft, caring streak beneath the menace, shown when they offer, “Rest is necessary for every living being; if I can help you achieve that goal, I wouldn't mind being a pillow for you, my dear.” This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, and dramatically styled—perfect for someone who proudly claims, “Hi, I am the shitposter.”

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest traits in this account are ambition, cunning, and a sharp, almost playful relationship with cruelty, all classic Slytherin markers. They openly admit to their misdeeds with pride and irony, as in “I don't see the point, but everyone should do what they think is best. And to make it clear, I did everything I'm accused of.” and “I've never done anything wrong in my life, so it can't be me either.”, which shows self-aware, image‑conscious sarcasm rather than Gryffindor-style guilt or Hufflepuff humility. Their comfort with violence and manipulation as tools is explicit in “Nah, they scream a lot when you stab them or break their bones.” and “Nothing will happen to her while I exist. (It's also a good excuse to kill those two.)”, aligning with Slytherin’s darker, ends‑justify‑the‑means streak. They also revel in misinformation and reputation games, e.g. “Is false information about me being spread? Quite curious...so that's how it feels, this simply motivates me to keep doing it.” and “False information, my favorite 😌”, which shows strategic, manipulative enjoyment of narrative control. While they can be protective and even tender, as in “Nothing will happen to her while I exist.” and “Rest is necessary for every living being; if I can help you achieve that goal, I wouldn't mind being a pillow for you, my dear.”, that loyalty is possessive and weaponized rather than broadly altruistic, again pointing to Slytherin over Hufflepuff. Their fascination with destiny, strings, and manipulation in “The strings woven by the 'false puppeteer' always lead to ruin for those who least deserve it. That's why everything depends on what you decide, and there perhaps you can find the truth of this cruelty called 'destiny'.” underscores a worldview rooted in control, power, and agency, which is quintessentially Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits @HroptatyrW is Heathens by Twenty One Pilots, because it blends dark, dangerous imagery with a sardonic, self‑aware tone much like their tweets. They openly embrace a cruel, violent world with lines like “Nah, they scream a lot when you stab them or break their bones.” and “Nothing will happen to her while I exist. (It's also a good excuse to kill those two.)”, echoing the song’s sinister, threat‑laced atmosphere. At the same time, they show loyalty and a protective side—“Rest is necessary for every living being; if I can help you achieve that goal, I wouldn't mind being a pillow for you, my dear.”—which mirrors the song’s theme of caring for one’s own circle despite the darkness. Their fascination with sin, destiny, and moral ambiguity—“A piece of advice; Never expect an ounce of responsibility from a sinner.” and “'Why does the sinner sin?' The reason seems obvious to me, doesn't it?”—aligns with the song’s portrayal of morally grey outcasts. Finally, the sardonic self‑presentation—“Hi, I am the shitposter” and “Is false information about me being spread? Quite curious...so that's how it feels, this simply motivates me to keep doing it.”—matches the wry, outsider energy of Heathens.

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