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Your Simpsons character
This user fits Lisa Simpson best: emotionally intense, very online, and deeply devoted to the things they love. Like Lisa obsessing over her favorite bands or causes, they get passionately fixated on artists, as in “amo quando os artistas q eu gosto e acompanho lançam algo e eu posso mais uma vez me deliciar com o talento deles me sinto no ceu sendo fangirl a vida é bela” and their whole spiral over Harry’s album and shows, including “to viciada nesse album mds” and “e eu nao vou em nenhum to devastada”. They’re dramatic and sarcastic when annoyed, like Lisa’s rants, shown in “sou hater numero 1 de catupiry pqp q negocio horroroso nojento” and “VAI SE FUDER Q RANCO EM JULHO DE 2026 NO MORUMBIS EU VOU ME MATAR NA SUA FRENTE HARRY STYLES”. At the same time, they’re affectionate and sentimental about friends and little joys, as in “amo quando to cheirosa e os outros falam q eu to cheirosa e q o cheiro ficou exalando” and their playful tweets with Carol like “essa menina nao consegue passar 2 minutos sem me ofender”. The mix of intense feelings, fandom brain, and witty complaining is very Lisa-coded, just grown up, extremely online, and Brazilian.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive, full of reactions to friends and mutuals (e.g. joking about Carol in “carol @hyuntercareca : 'nossa me identifico com esses travesseiros, me vejo neles, eu sou eles, eles sao eu' eu:” and playful threats like “'vc prefere se matar ou ver a carol @hyuntercareca feliz?' eu:”), and lots of public fangirling rather than quiet, private reflection. They read as Intuitive: they’re drawn to emotional/lyrical lines and broader vibes over concrete details, like quoting, “i lost the taste for the good in us, and i'm sorry” in this tweet and resonating with abstract feelings in “sanity sou eu” instead of talking about practical matters. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling-oriented: they respond with intense emotional language and affection or irritation rather than detached logic, as in “CALLERI DELÍCIA EU TE AMO PORRA” and the emotional high of fandom in “amo quando os artistas q eu gosto e acompanho lançam algo e eu posso mais uma vez me deliciar com o talento deles me sinto no ceu sendo fangirl a vida é bela”. They appear strongly Perceiving: their tweets show frustration with external schedules and plans (“show” dates, money, timing) and a more reactive, go-with-the-flow vibe, like the chaotic energy in “tendo q usar vpn pq me recuso a baixar outra coisa” and hoping ticket sales happen “bem pertinho do show” so they can improvise in this tweet. Altogether, the combination of high emotional intensity, social expressiveness, lyrical/abstract focus, and spontaneous, slightly chaotic lifestyle fits ENFP best.

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Professional concert dreamer, part-time São Paulo stress analyst. Once fell asleep before a match and became the team’s secret lucky charm.– @hs1omelhor

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This cocktail starts with a shot of overproof cachaça for their explosive, dramatic energy and football rage, like when they scream about São Paulo and Calleri in “CALLERI DELÍCIA EU TE AMO PORRA” and “vcs me estressam muito me irritam em um nivel mas eu nao largo de jeito nenhum te amo sao paulo”. The sparkling rosé covers everything in fangirl glitter, celebrating how they light up over artists and albums in “amo quando os artistas q eu gosto e acompanho lançam algo… me sinto no ceu sendo fangirl a vida é bela” and their HDIGH obsession in “to viciada nesse album mds”. Passion fruit with chili brings sweet heat for the loud thirst and teasing in “queria o louis cantando manhoso no meu ouvido todo dia” and “q tesao mds”. A dash of espresso captures their tired-but-online chaos and late‑night mood swings, like “dormi antes do jogo acabar e ganhamos o problema sou eu mesmo” and their VPN/twt drama in “tendo q usar vpn pq me recuso a baixar outra coisa”. Finally, black cherry syrup adds a dark, emotional sweetness for the heartbreaky, dramatic side in “i lost the taste for the good in us, and i'm sorry” and “we had a hunger then now it's just emptiness”, with enough intensity to make them go full hater like in “sou hater numero 1 de catupiry pqp q negocio horroroso nojento”.

Your Hogwarts House
This user’s core traits lean strongly toward loyalty, warmth, and emotional attachment, which are classic Hufflepuff qualities. They repeatedly show deep loyalty and devotion to their favorites, whether it’s São Paulo FC in “vcs me estressam muito me irritam em um nivel mas eu nao largo de jeito nenhum te amo sao paulo” or their music faves in “amo quando os artistas q eu gosto e acompanho lançam algo e eu posso mais uma vez me deliciar com o talento deles me sinto no ceu sendo fangirl a vida é bela”. Their timeline is full of affectionate, almost protective stanning, like “CALLERI DELÍCIA EU TE AMO PORRA” and intense enthusiasm for Harry’s work in “sensação de ouvir o harry depois de anos q delícia”, which signals emotional constancy more than ambition or ego. Even their friendships have a playful, loyal tone, such as joking about Carol in “essa menina nao consegue passar 2 minutos sem me ofender” and still clearly cherishing her, which fits Hufflepuff’s emphasis on relationships and sticking by people. While they have some fiery, impulsive reactions (which could hint at Gryffindor), these outbursts are always anchored in care for clubs, artists, and friends rather than in a desire for glory or clever one‑upmanship, making Hufflepuff the best overall fit.

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A well-matched song for them is Only the Brave by Louis Tomlinson, because they’re intensely emotional, a little dramatic, and deeply attached to the artists they love. They swing between devotion and heartbreak, as seen in tweets like “i lost the taste for the good in us, and i'm sorry” and “we had a hunger then only each other then couldn't get enough when we started we had a hunger then now it's just emptiness”, which mirror the song’s bittersweet, resigned tone. Their passionate fangirl side, especially for Louis and Harry, also fits Louis’s introspective but intense style: “quero injetar hdigh na veia” and “queria o louis cantando manhoso no meu ouvido todo dia”. At the same time, they cope with frustration and longing through dark humor and exaggerated reactions, like “VAI SE FUDER Q RANCO EM JULHO DE 2026 NO MORUMBIS EU VOU ME MATAR NA SUA FRENTE HARRY STYLES”, which matches the song’s blend of vulnerability and defiant acceptance. Overall, Only the Brave captures their mix of romantic disillusionment, loyalty to their faves, and a quietly wounded heart behind all the chaos.

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