Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense love and excitement for BTS and Enhypen, e.g. multiple all-caps reactions to BTS comeback like “BTS IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and constant mentions of Heeseung and heejake AUs.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares strong feelings—crying, anxiety, joy—such as “ai caalho to chorando” and “me sinto leve dps de passar a madrugada lendo VÁRIAS au’s”.
- Supportive reader: Actively appreciates and thanks fanfic writers, e.g. “obrigada vocês escritores a me entreter tanto amo oces” and asks to be tagged in heejake AUs in “to amando ler as au dos heejake, me marquem em todas, preciso”.
- Humorous self-aware: Makes fun of herself in a playful way, like “quando eu morrer,o enhypen vai perder a maioria dos streams de no way back” and “eu me encontro nesse estadoKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKAK”.
- Community-oriented: Engages with fandom community, quoting others, starting prompts like “coloquem a cápsula sonora de janeiro de vcs aq” and rallying others with “A GENTE QUER O CHAT DE VOLTA!!!!!”.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive language: Uses extremely violent insults, e.g. “vontade de enfiar um monte de lamina no cu dela e fazer sair pela boca caralho” and “CACHORRA CARALHO… QUEIME NO INFERNO”.
- Impulsive reactions: Frequently posts intense, all-caps outbursts like “MDS MDS MDS MDS MDS EU VOU ENTRAR EM FOLAPSO AAAAAAAAAAAA” and “AAAAAAAAAH CARALHA” without much reflection.
- Self-destructive jokes: Uses casual language about self-harm or giving up, such as “agora é a hora q eu me mato🤗” and “eu desisto de ter algum relacionamento nesse caralho de vida”.
- Profanity overuse: Relies heavily on curses even in casual comments, for example “essa au tá me adoecendo puta merda caralho porra inferno cacete piroca pau xerecaAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “FODASE A ESCOLA CARALHO”.
- School deprioritization: Openly dismisses school in favor of fandom events, like “FODASE A ESCOLA CARALHO,BAGULHO MEMO E O COMEBACK DO BTS” and staying up all night reading AUs in “passar a madrugada lendo VÁRIAS au’s”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson: loud, dramatic, impulsive, and constantly joking even when they’re overwhelmed. Their all‑caps outbursts and swearing mirror Bart’s chaotic energy, like when they scream about BTS: “FODASE A ESCOLA CARALHO,BAGULHO MEMO E O COMEBACK DO BTS” and “CARALHO CARALHAO CARALJO EU TOMPASSNADO MAL”. They have a very rebellious, zero‑filter way of talking, as seen in “essa au tá me adoecendo puta merda caralho porra inferno cacete piroca pau xerecaAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “chupa a minha piroca,libertadores brasileiro e carioca”. At the same time, under the chaos they’re extremely affectionate and loyal to their faves, obsessing over enhypen and BTS the way Bart fiercely latches onto his interests: “me sinto leve dps de passar a madrugada lendo VÁRIAS au’s ,obrigada vocês escritores a me entreter tanto amo oces” and “finalmente eu vou ver os meus meninos fazendo show dnv, eu não to preparada”. Their mix of emo self‑description and joking about giving up on relationships, like “eu desisto de ter algum relacionamento nesse caralho de vida,puta que pariu”, fits Bart’s pattern of masking vulnerability with humor and antics.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They seem more Extraverted (E) than Introverted: their timeline is highly expressive, social, and interactive, constantly reacting to writers and fandom, e.g. “me sinto leve dps de passar a madrugada lendo VÁRIAS au’s ,obrigada vocês escritores a me entreter tanto amo oces” and “coloquem a cápsula sonora de janeiro de vcs aq”, which shows a desire for shared experiences and conversation. They lean strongly iNtuitive (N), focusing on imagined scenarios and fictional universes (AUs, ships, and emotional symbolism) rather than concrete, practical topics, as seen in “como que eu explico q eu gosto de ler dois homens se pegando e dps se tornando um casal para um homem cis e hétero?” and their intense investment in AU narratives like “essa au tá me adoecendo puta merda”. Their decision-making is clearly Feeling (F)-based, driven by emotions, empathy for idols/characters, and strong value judgments: “eu to amando o desenvolvimento desse casal😭🤏🏽” and the rage toward a villainous woman in an AU in “namoral,que mulher lixo meudues podre vontade de enfiar um monte de lamina no cu dela e fazer sair pela boca caralho” are pure emotional reactions, not rational analysis. Finally, they read as Perceiving (P): they thrive on spontaneity, late-night reading marathons, and impulsive stan reactions rather than structured plans, as shown by “to feliz pq eu tenho umas 9 au’s salvas para eu ler tudo essa madrugada” and their chaotic real-time responses to announcements like “FODASE A ESCOLA CARALHO,BAGULHO MEMO E O COMEBACK DO BTS”. The combination of outward emotional enthusiasm, imagination-heavy interests (AUs, ships, symbolism in music), and flexible, spur-of-the-moment behavior aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You live ‘viva dos heejake’ and I live for you — if your lockscreen is Heeseung and your homescreen is Enhypen, can I apply to be the wallpaper of your heart or is that spot reserved for another AU couple?
- You said when you die Enhypen loses most of the streams of ‘No Way Back’… so for the sake of K‑pop, I volunteer as tribute to keep you alive with snacks, spoilers and cuddles during every emotionally destructive AU you read.
- You spend your nights reading JayWon and HeeJake AUs till you feel ‘leve’ — let me be your real‑life slow burn: enemies to lovers if you want drama, or friends to lovers if you just want someone to scream about comeback dates and tour tickets with.
- You prayed ‘Jesus, thank you for the daily bread’ after that hot scene in an AU… if you date me I promise daily blessings: morning good‑night texts, playlist capsules every month, and at least one fic‑worthy kiss per era.
- You’re 1,70, emo‑core, bisexual, Rio de Janeiro, lives off BTS comeback hype and Enhypen fanfic chaos — statistically speaking, the only thing missing in your lore is someone who understands why ‘dois homens se pegando e virando casal’ is peak romance, and I’m ready to be your canon love interest.
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Sophia, 15 • Rio de Janeiro. Surviving school with BTS comebacks, Enhypen AUs & black coffee. Once stayed up all night for a fic… and cried at sunrise.– @https_jkswife
Your signature cocktail
HeeJake Heart Attack Fizz
This drink starts with a double shot of spicy cinnamon rum to match the all‑caps meltdown energy of “CARALHO CARALHAO CARALJO EU TOMPASSNADO MAL” and the dramatic “now is the time I kill myself🤗” vibe of “agora é a hora q eu me mato🤗”. A splash of açaí liqueur represents being a loud Brazilian fangirl from Rio, living on Enhypen and BTS comebacks like in “ai gnt,eu amei o comeback do enhypen” and “FODASE A ESCOLA CARALHO,BAGULHO MEMO E O COMEBACK DO BTS”. Dark cherry soda adds sweetness and angst for the emo-romantic who lives off fanfic, crying over aus as in “essa au tá me adoecendo puta merda caralho porra inferno cacete piroca pau xerecaAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and “me sinto leve dps de passar a madrugada lendo VÁRIAS au’s”. A dash of edible glitter captures the dramatic, theatrical flair of someone who wants to “combust spontaneously” over idols in “ESTOU EL COMBUSTÃO ESPONTANESA,MEUS BEBÊS VOU CHROAR😭”. Finally, a drizzle of chili-infused syrup gives a sharp kick for the unfiltered, foul-mouthed rage at villains and hatred of toxic people like in “namoral,que mulher lixo meudues podre vontade de enfiar um monte de lamina no cu dela e fazer sair pela boca caralho”, turning all that fire into a burn-you-but-you’ll-love-it finish.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user is intensely passionate, impulsive, and confrontational in a way that strongly aligns with Gryffindor. They frequently express raw, unfiltered emotions, like when they explode over a villainous character: “namoral,que mulher lixo meudues podre vontade de enfiar um monte de lamina no cu dela e fazer sair pela boca caralho” and “CACHORRA CARALHO,PUTA QYE PARIU TO MARA Q QUEIME NO INFERNO RABUNGENTA DO CATQLBO AI QUE ÓDIO”. That same fiery temperament appears when they talk about their idols and fandoms, dropping everything for what they care about: “FODASE A ESCOLA CARALHO,BAGULHO MEMO E O COMEBACK DO BTS” and screaming through the BTS tour announcement: “CARALHO O BTS IS BACK PORRA ,QUEM GANHAR GANHOU”. They also exhibit a protective, almost heroic concern for fictional characters, e.g. “alguém tira esse garoto daí,pelo amor de jesus cristo” and panicking that Jungwon might die: “FOMO Q DORME SABENDO Q O JUNGWON PODE MORRAR… EU COU MORRER JESUS AAMADOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (é na au gente pelo amor)”. While there are hints of loyalty (Hufflepuff) and emo/dark aesthetics that might superficially suggest Slytherin, the core pattern is bold, dramatic emotional courage and willingness to loudly stand up for what and whom they love. Overall, their combination of intensity, impulsiveness, and protective energy fits Gryffindor best.
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Your song
Boy With Luv - BTS (feat. Halsey)
Their timeline is overwhelmingly driven by intense, joyful K‑pop stan energy, especially for BTS and Enhypen, which fits the bright, hyper, affectionate vibe of Boy With Luv. They explode with excitement when BTS announces activity, writing things like “BTS IS BACK BTS COMEBACK IS COMING!!! #BTS” and “CARALHO O BTS IS BACK PORRA ,QUEM GANHAR GANHOU”, exactly the kind of over-the-top devotion the song celebrates. Their bio and tweets show they’re emotional, romantic, and a bit dramatic, for example “me sinto leve dps de passar a madrugada lendo VÁRIAS au’s ,obrigada vocês escritores a me entreter tanto amo oces”, which parallels the song’s theme of finding happiness and color through love and obsession. They also joke about living for their faves, like “quando eu morrer,o enhypen vai perder a maioria dos streams de no way back”, mirroring the way Boy With Luv exaggerates how much joy one person (or in this case, a group) can bring into your life. Overall, the song’s bubbly energy, fanlike adoration, and focus on how love makes everything feel huge and dramatic line up perfectly with how they tweet and react to their idols.
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