Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Unwavering Loyalty: She fiercely defends her favorite actor, Hudson, against racism and legal threats.
- Social Awareness: She advocates for marginalized groups, noting that Hudson's fanbase is largely women and people of color.
- Financial Pragmatism: She shows savvy by planning to cancel her Mubi plan before being charged and organizing group orders for shipping.
- Observant Eye: She notices minute details in media, such as color saturation and technical aspects of dubbing and translation.
- Humorous Honesty: She is candid about her own life, jokingly sharing her poor breakfast habits and unfortunate snacks.
Weaknesses:
- Aggressive Communication: She frequently uses insults, calling others puta gringa or arrombado during disagreements.
- Extreme Objectification: Her posts often focus excessively on the physical bodies of celebrities, using highly sexualized language and crude descriptors.
- Judgmental Attitude: She openly mocks others' appearances, referring to actors or fans as feio or velhote decrepito.
- Impulsive Behavior: She admits to making mistakes while under the influence of sleep medication or burning food while arguing online.
- Hyper-Fixation: She exhibits an intense obsession with a celebrity's life, even expressing a desire to die in front of him if a photo interaction isn't perfect.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Despite the user's intense and often chaotic fan behavior, they mirror Lisa Simpson through their fierce moral convictions and intellectual elitism regarding media. Just as Lisa fights against injustice, the user vocally defends against racism and social hypocrisy, stating they don't want to “entrosar com quem é conivente com racismo” and criticizing those who “decidir se alguém é mestiço o suficiente”. They possess a sharp, cynical wit toward mainstream 'uncultured' behavior, much like Lisa’s frustration with her peers, seen when they suggest the fandom needs a “carteira de trabalho assinada” to stop wasting time. Furthermore, their specific interests in niche platforms like Mubi and international cuisine like “jiaozi” reflect Lisa’s sophisticated and often 'outsider' personality within her own community.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
The user demonstrates Extroversion through their constant engagement with fandom drama and a desire for social visibility, such as wanting to “bump into him at Anitta’s street party”. Their Intuition is evident in how they romanticize their favorite celebrity, imagining a “soulmate meeting” and projecting deep, symbolic meanings onto minor physical details. The Feeling trait is dominant, as their tweets are highly emotional and protective, often reacting strongly to perceived injustices like “racism against POCs” or personal moods. Lastly, they show a Perceiving preference through spontaneous, chaotic behaviors, such as accidentally “buying 200 snacks” after taking sleep medication or deciding to “cancel a subscription” only after a binge-watching spree.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be a 'wasiam' with the world in my hands, but I’d definitely split a Jiaozi with you while we binge-watch ER together.
- Forget the Mubi subscription—I’ll help you finish the whole catalog in three months so you can cancel that five-real plan in style.
- Are you a 2mg dose of morphine? Because one look at you and I’m feeling a wonderful sensation in my heart that I can’t explain.
- I promise I’m not some ‘unemployed guy with a broken car,’ but for you, I’d gladly be the girl you’d even pay the underwear for.
- I heard the shipping for your favorite magazine is too expensive, but you won't need a GOM to handle the chemistry between us.
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20. Cancer. ER enthusiast with a penchant for high-saturation cinematography and Jiaozi. Once accidentally ordered 200 snacks while sleep-deprived. #Hollandanov– @hudstretchmarks
Your signature cocktail
The Wasian Saturated Spritz
This cocktail is a chaotic blend of cultures and intensities, much like the user's favorite 'wasian with the world in the palm of his hand'. The Canadian whiskey represents the 'punishment' of the North, while the spicy Cachaça honors the user's desire for their idol to 'be a Carioca'. We added a splash of purple tea for an 'explosion of colors' instead of a 'grey burial,' and a clean garnish because he is the 'cleanest man in the world'. It's a strong, experimental drink served with enough 'mother of a boy' energy to make you feel like you “need this man biblically.”
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
hudstretchmarks displays a fierce, selective loyalty and a sharp, often cutthroat wit typical of a Slytherin. They prioritize their "inner circle" (their favorite actor, Hudson) while showing zero mercy to perceived enemies, as seen when they hope a rival's fans “virem estatística” to ensure his peace. This resourcefulness and ambition for their idol’s success is further evidenced by their celebration of legal actions shutting down hate accounts, noting they have a “sorriso DESTE tamanho” over the tactical victory. Their blatant elitism regarding the fandom's hierarchy and their dismissal of “fracassado aqui do twitter” suggests a personality that values status and power over Hufflepuff-style inclusivity.
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Your song
Obsessed - Olivia Rodrigo
This song perfectly mirrors the user's intense, almost frantic fixation on their 'favorite' and their constant monitoring of the social media landscape. They exhibit a hyper-fixation on the smallest physical details of their idol, such as being “obsessed with his bicudo breasts” or noticing his “well-manicured nails and cuticles.” Like the song's themes of jealousy and deep-diving into pasts, the user admits to being “rançuda” (resentful) and spends their time “fighting with foreign fans” to defend their favorite's honor. Their behavior oscillates between extreme maternal protection and intense physical desire, culminating in a state where they feel they have a “necrotic brain” from over-analyzing every move.
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