Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Open about feelings, like calling themself 'shy, and ready to cry' in the bio and posts such as “Top sensações péssimas ficar extremamente nervosa do nada”.
- Affectionate: Expresses love and appreciation for idols and people, e.g. “AMOR TE AMO MUITO”, “Obrigada por tudo mitski”, and caring posts about their niece like “Minha sobrinha nunca vai poder dizer que eu sou uma tia paia”.
- Socially-curious: Shows interest in connecting and observing people, like enjoying stalking leaked @’s in “Amo quando pessoas vazam os @ do twitter fico horas stalkeando” and worrying about following acquaintances in “Lutando contra o ato inconveniente de seguir uma pessoa q conheço”.
- Playful-humor: Uses jokes and dramatic exaggeration, e.g. “Hoje o cellbit vai esconder tanta coisa q até oque aconteceu nos eps vai ser apagado da nossa memória” and the teasing tone in “Pq ce tá miando isso nao eh coisa de homem”.
- Socially-conscious: Thinks critically about societal issues, as in “Pq a escola quer que nós como sociedade façamos algo para lutar contra a dengue ... as grandes empresas são quem produz mais quantidade de lixo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-critical: Speaks harshly about themself, e.g. “Devo ser uma das piores pessoas do mundo mesmo” and “Q péssima eu sou”.
- Negative-self-image: Frequently implies insecurity or low self-worth, like “Aff nunca irei aparecer numa postagem dessas” and “Oi posta mais alguma coisa pra eu ter coragem de curtir”.
- Anxious-ruminating: Shows intense worry, for example about exams and future: “4 da manhã e eu tô aqui morrendo de medo do Enem pqp acaba vida” and “Eu NAO QUERO saber de enem nem de entrevista de emprego nem de redação nem de faculdade”.
- Dramatic-despondency: Uses extreme, self-destructive language like “Eu vou ME matar” and “E eu me matando na sua frente cara como q fica”, which can signal emotional overload even if partly humorous.
- Social-inhibited: Feels blocked in social actions, like needing permission to follow others in “Amiga me diz se vc se sentiria constrangida se eu te seguisse?” and pushing themself to be sociable for events in “Tenho q virar uma pessoa sociável até dia 31 desse mês pra arranjar alguma amizade no sana”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, anxious, hyper-aware of the world, and very emotionally intense. Like Lisa ranting about environmental issues while everyone shrugs, they question systemic problems over individual blame in posts like “Pq a escola quer que nós como sociedade façamos algo para lutar contra a dengue…”. Their mix of self-doubt and sensitivity shows up in tweets such as “Q péssima eu sou” and “Devo ser uma das piores pessoas do mundo mesmo”, mirroring Lisa’s frequent crises of confidence. They also have strong artistic and fandom passions—obsessing over Mitski, BTS, and other media (“Obrigada por tudo mitski”, “Jimin blonde hair eu te amo pra sempre”)—just as Lisa clings to books, music, and culture as part of her identity. Finally, their shy, yearning social side appears in tweets like “Oii posta mais alguma coisa pra eu ter coragem de curtir” and “Lutando contra o ato inconveniente de seguir uma pessoa q conheço…”, echoing Lisa’s awkward but earnest attempts to connect with others.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they frequently mention social anxiety and shyness, like “OI TO COm vergonha 💖 oiiii rsrsrrs rsrrsrsrsrsrsrsrsrrs olaaaa 👋👋👋👋 👋👋” and “Lutando contra o ato inconveniente de seguir uma pessoa q conheço sem me ter dado ordens para esse ato”, showing discomfort with initiating social contact and a preference for a smaller, safer circle. Their thinking leans intuitive (N) rather than concrete: they generalize from specific situations to broader ideas, like questioning structural causes of dengue instead of just the school task in “Pq a escola quer que nós como sociedade façamos algo para lutar contra a dengue ... as grandes empresas são quem produz mais quantidade de lixo...”, and they frame life in poetic, metaphorical terms such as “As vezes realmente é pau é pedra é o fim do caminho”. Their posts show strong emotional sensitivity and value-focus, aligning with feeling (F): they are self-critical and vulnerable (“Q péssima eu sou”, “Top sensações péssimas ficar extremamente nervosa do nada”), intensely attached to artists and characters (“Obrigada por tudo mitski”, “To apaixonada nos frambo aff vai ser muito paia se o pomba for desgraçadinho”), and they worry about whether people’s compliments are genuine in “Odeio quando nao sei se a pessoa gosta de mim mesmo e realmente está me elogiando ou se esta tirando sarro da minha cara”. Their lifestyle appears perceiving (P) rather than highly structured: they describe themselves as anxious and overwhelmed by future plans and responsibilities, e.g. “Eu NAO QUERO saber de enem nem de entrevista de emprego nem de redação nem de faculdade NAO QUERO” and “4 da manhã e eu tô aqui morrendo de medo do Enem pqp acaba vida”, and often express going with the flow of events and feelings rather than following a strict plan, like needing to “become sociable” last-minute for SANA in “Tenho q virar uma pessoa sociável até dia 31 desse mês pra arranjar alguma amizade no sana”. Combining these tendencies—shy and inward-focused, abstract and idealistic, emotionally driven, and somewhat unstructured—INFP is the best-fitting type.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re bi, shy, and ready to cry… I’m sapphic, tragic, and ready to carry your Mitski merch while we scream “WHERE’S MY PHONE” together in the crowd when she finally comes back to the *país da bossa nova*.
- You said you’d only play The Sims when you’re a ‘formed woman’—so, do I invite you to a Roblox ant war date now, or do we fast‑track adulthood so I can be your silly little Sim spouse?
- You worrying about dengue while blaming big corporations instead of individuals told me everything I needed: you have the brains, the morals, and the rage… all I’m missing is the moment you redirect that passion into protecting *me* like you protect Kemi and Dalmo.
- If seeing Cereaw and Guto at SANA wasn’t in your plans and still made your day, imagine how off‑script your life goes if, next event, you accidentally run into someone whose only goal is to make sure you never tweet ‘I must be one of the worst people in the world’ ever again.
- You: ‘Laqueadura is top, certainties of my adult life.’ Me: ‘Perfect, children off the table, Mitski on the speaker, Jimin blonde on the screen, and us spending 4 a.m. Enem panic hours turning Puberty 2 into our couple’s therapy soundtrack.’
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Your new Twitter bio
Future ENEM survivor, Mitski scholar, BTS/Mac DeMarco truce negotiator. Once stalked a timeline for hours because a friend said something ‘looked like me’.– @huhrqlsafeplace
Your signature cocktail
Bi Shy Bossa Nova Fizz
This drink is a soft but sneaky hit of chaos: gentle, fruity and a little weird, just like someone who says they’re “bi, shy, and ready to cry” in their bio. The plum-infused soju nods to their profile vibe of “My profile tastes like Isis plum yogurt and I don't even like that one” from “Meu perfil com gosto de iogurte Isis de ameixa e eu nem gosto desse”, turning something they’re unsure about into something surprisingly smooth. Pink grapefruit soda brings the fizzy, slightly bitter energy of yelling at capitalism in “Pq a escola quer que nós como sociedade façamos algo para lutar contra a dengue [...] as grandes empresas são quem produz mais quantidade de lixo”, but still keeps it light and drinkable. Lavender syrup is for the dreamy Mitski-coded melancholy of “Obrigada por tudo mitski” and the late-night ENEM anxiety in “4 da manhã e eu tô aqui morrendo de medo do Enem pqp acaba vida”, adding a floral sadness under the sweetness. The yogurt foam on top is chaotic comfort, referencing their yogurt tweet again and their self-deprecating spirals in “Q péssima eu sou” and “Devo ser uma das piores pessoas do mundo mesmo”, because this cocktail looks extra but is secretly just trying its best. Finished with edible glitter stars, it celebrates their pop/k-pop/stan side from “Jimin blonde hair eu te amo pra sempre” and the award-show screaming of “Aquela amiga q sabe como funciona essa premiação de merda”, making the whole thing feel like drinking a shy, sparkly breakdown at a concert.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They show strong Hufflepuff social anxiety mixed with a deep desire for connection and kindness. Tweets like “Amiga me diz se vc se sentiria constrangida se eu te seguisse? Sim ou nao” and “Lutando contra o ato inconveniente de seguir uma pessoa q conheço sem me ter dado ordens para esse ato” reveal someone very worried about others’ comfort and consent, which fits Hufflepuff’s fairness and consideration more than any other house. Their affection for friends and family is clear in “Minha sobrinha nunca vai poder dizer que eu sou uma tia paia” and “Amigas”, underlining loyalty and care. Even in light, parasocial contexts they’re devoted and grateful, as in “Obrigada por tudo mitski” and “Independentemente do que o Pomba tenha participado, eu amo ele e isso nunca vai mudar”, which shows steady, non-transactional loyalty. While they do have anxious self-deprecating moments like “Q péssima eu sou”, these mostly highlight how much they measure themselves by how well they treat others—very Hufflepuff-coded. Overall, their primary traits are loyalty, gentleness, and social conscientiousness rather than boldness, ambition, or pure intellect, making Hufflepuff the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
First Love / Late Spring - Mitski
They’re openly obsessed with Mitski, turning her new era into their whole personality, as seen in tweets like “Obrigada por tudo mitski”, “Hoje tem single da mitski omg”, and “Esse álbum será minha nova personalidade nos próximos meses”. First Love / Late Spring captures a mix of shyness, vulnerability, and emotional intensity that fits their bio, “bi, shy, and ready to cry,” and their anxious, self-critical posts like “Q péssima eu sou” and “Devo ser uma das piores pessoas do mundo mesmo”. The song’s themes of overwhelming feelings and wanting to disappear align with darker, dramatic expressions such as “Eu vou ME matar” and “4 da manhã e eu tô aqui morrendo de medo do Enem pqp acaba vida”. At the same time, it has a romantic, almost cinematic quality that matches their soft, yearning side in tweets like “Com vc eu sonho de olho aberto bb”. Overall, this song blends melancholy, intensity, and tender longing in a way that reflects both their humor and their emotional depth.
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