Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Socially-aware: Critiques racism and Western hypocrisy, e.g. calling out white people caring more about dogs than brown lives in “White people will cry about dogs dying in movies and then post about how we should just kill brown people already” and questioning propaganda in “No arab speaks in fus ha lmfao… Israeli propaganda”.
- Empathetic: Defends people with scars and struggles from judgment in “Some of the comments really are annoying me. Yall hate to see people with scars literally just existing” and criticizes bullying of mentally ill people in “bullying someone wont make them recover, if you really cared you'd send some support”.
- Self-reflective: Openly examines their own behavior and past attitudes, like reconsidering how they judged other self-harmers in “I used to shit on people who just do cat scratches, but now I realize it's just internalized hate being thrown onto others” and discussing their own CSA experience and language debates in “as a victim of csa the vocab is really the least important thing”.
- Critical-thinker: Frequently questions oversimplified takes and censorship debates, e.g. explaining proship vs antiship as about censorship in “being a proshipper means you are anti censorship… A huge part of being punk is being anti censorship” and clarifying that environment and responsibility can both be true in “We are all products of our environment… However, you are still responsible for your actions”.
- Dark-humorist: Uses sharp, often witty commentary even on heavy topics, such as mocking performative mental illness in “actually people are laughing because the person is being performative… unrealistic caricature of mental illness” and joking about liking every post in “sometimes i like every post i see and then realize im spamming im sorry”.
Weaknesses:
- Severe-suicidality: Repeated, detailed suicidal ideation, including specific plans and timeframes, e.g. “crying over my suicide before it actually happens as if i'm not the one ending my own life”, “might kms in like a week do i say bye to my mum yet”, and “biggest wet dream is killing myself at school”.
- Self-destructiveness: Uses self-harm and suicide as self-discipline or coping, e.g. “my secret to fasting for so long is i threaten myself with suicide if i don't do it for at least 5 days” and extreme cutting described in “I almost hit a vien because i'm running out of safe places to cut”.
- Edtwt-entrenchment: Deeply involved in disordered eating culture and normalizing extreme behaviors, e.g. “back, need to get skinny… so what's the point actually.”, “new diet where i binge once a week and then fast the rest of the days, this is the one guys”, and frequent #edtwt/thinspo content such as “I WISH THIS WAS HOW 50KG LOOKED LIKE”.
- Desensitized-boundaries: Engages casually with highly sensitive or controversial topics (SH, CSA, shotacon/lolicon, mass shooters) in ways that can appear minimizing or provocative, e.g. “I'm sorry but consuming/creating shotacon/lolicon should not be treated the same as actually being a fucking pedophile” and joking about being a shooter in “this is why i can't ever be a shooter. One look at my browser history and i'm done for”.
- Harsh-judgment: Can be sharply dismissive of others’ struggles, especially around bodies and food, e.g. “Move out of shtwt bro go to shblr” toward someone with shallow cuts and “everyone wants to be disordered istg” about people calling low calories disordered.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The account reads like a very dark, online-poisoned version of Lisa Simpson: highly self-aware, politically opinionated, and chronically miserable in an environment that feels hostile. They show strong moral and political stances—calling out racism and colonialism, like in “White people will cry about dogs dying in movies and then post about how we should just kill brown people already” and “Imagine seeing kids crying, and then chasing them and laughing?? Most white people have 0 cultural awareness when visiting other countries”—which mirrors Lisa’s justice-focused activism. At the same time, they’re intensely self-critical and depressive, openly discussing self-harm and suicidality, as in “crying over my suicide before it actually happens as if i'm not the one ending my own life” and “biggest wet dream is killing myself at school, i wonder how long i could stay sleeping before anyone notices”, reflecting Lisa’s recurring themes of alienation and despair taken to an extreme. Their intellectualized, argumentative style in fandom/censorship discourse—like “The proship vs antiship discourse is primarily about censorship, not which ships are 'bad' or unhealthy”—also fits Lisa’s tendency to overthink culture and ethics. Overall, they feel like Lisa if she grew up deeply online, with her empathy and critical thinking intact but channeled through edtwt/shtwt and severe mental illness.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: they mention not leaving the house for years and a very online, inward life, e.g. “best decision of my life i have not left the house in 3 years”, and they rarely talk about in‑person social events. Their focus leans intuitive (N): they go beyond concrete events into meanings, politics, and meta‑takes, like “We are all products of our environment, that never stops. However, you are still responsible for your actions. Both can be true.” and abstract discourse around censorship, identity, and culture in posts such as “The proship vs antiship discourse is primarily about censorship, not which ships are 'bad' or unhealthy”. They read as feeling (F) over thinking, despite being sharp and argumentative: they are driven by values and empathy, calling out cruelty or bigotry (e.g. “bullying someone wont make them recover, if you really cared you'd send some support.”, “Imagine seeing kids crying, and then chasing them and laughing?? Most white people have 0 cultural awareness when visiting other countries”), and show deep concern about injustice and how people are treated. Finally, they seem more perceiving (P) than judging: their life feels chaotic and unstructured, with impulsive, shifting plans like “new diet where i binge once a week and then fast the rest of the days, this is the one guys” and “back, need to get skinny and life doesn't even get better just because you stop your shitty coping mechanisms,, so what's the point actually.”, rather than methodical long‑term planning. Put together—introspective, values‑driven, abstract, and turbulent rather than structured—they fit INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your ‘wet dream’ is falling asleep forever at school—counter-offer: we skip class, complain about racist protests and bad thinspo together, and you only fall asleep on my shoulder.
- You joked about running for prime minister because everyone else is stupid; I’m just saying, if your campaign includes ‘free Indomie, anti-censorship, and no food waste,’ I’m voting you in AND asking you out.
- You once said life doesn’t get better just because you stop shitty coping mechanisms—true, but it does get a bit better when someone actually listens to your edtwt/shtwt rants and still thinks you’re worth sticking around for. I volunteer as tribute.
- You came from Tumblr, defend proship as anti-censorship, and roast performative mental illness—statistically speaking, that makes you my exact type of unhinged media critic. Want to trauma-bond over bad discourse and good memes?
- You said ‘everything ends with I just wanted to be loved’—so here I am, extremely normal about someone who argues politics, calls out propaganda, and still remembers Deltarune; if you ever want proof you’re lovable, I can schedule daily reminders.
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Advocating for mental health & media literacy. Survivor, writer, occasional ranter. Once burned pasta while watching political debates.– @Human153198
Your signature cocktail
Plastic Bag On My Head (But Make It Camp)
This drink is sharp, heavy, and a little dangerous, mirroring their casually intense suicidality in “might kms in like a week do i say bye to my mum yet” and the dark joke of “crying over my suicide before it actually happens as if i'm not the one ending my own life”, which becomes the overproof rum base. The blackcurrant liqueur gives it a deep purple bruise-core aesthetic that fits their shtwt/edtwt identity and body angst in “back, need to get skinny and life doesn't even get better just because you stop your shitty coping mechanisms,, so what's the point actually.”. Lemon juice adds bite and acid, echoing their cutting commentary in takes like “White people will cry about dogs dying in movies and then post about how we should just kill brown people already”. Tonic water keeps it fizzing and restless, like their constant oscillation between political rants and self-destructive humor in “sorry sometimes i forget im a shedtwt blog and post unrelated things it will happen again”. Finally, the edible glitter is their unapologetic, dramatic flair—because even when fantasizing about death with lines like “biggest wet dream is killing myself at school, i wonder how long i could stay sleeping before anyone notices”, they still shine with a morbidly theatrical, shitposting style.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a strong Gryffindor-style willingness to confront others and speak out when something feels wrong, even if it’s unpopular or aggressive. For example, they call out racism and lack of cultural awareness in posts like “Imagine seeing kids crying, and then chasing them and laughing?? Most white people have 0 cultural awareness when visiting other countries” and “White people will cry about dogs dying in movies and then post about how we should just kill brown people already”, which reflects moral courage and a confrontational stance toward injustice. They’re also outspoken about mental health stigma, pushing back against performative or judgmental attitudes in tweets like “comments are annoying as fuck. like yall love saying you support mental health until someones acc struggling. bullying someone wont make them recover, if you really cared you'd send some support.” and “Some of the comments really are annoying me. Yall hate to see people with scars literally just existing.”. There’s a reckless, impulsive edge typical of Gryffindor in posts such as “might kms in like a week do i say bye to my mum yet” and “this is why i can't ever be a shooter. One look at my browser history and i'm done for.”, showing a tendency to dramatize risk and push boundaries. While they do display some analytical commentary on discourse and censorship, their defining traits are boldness, confrontational honesty, and emotional intensity—hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the more strategic coldness of Slytherin or the detached analysis of Ravenclaw.
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Your song
nobody - Mitski
Mitski’s nobody fits them because it captures crushing loneliness, self-loathing, and the desire to be loved that runs through their tweets. They bluntly say “everything ends with i just wanted to be loved”, which mirrors the song’s desperate refrain of wanting "somebody." Their timeline is steeped in suicidality and emptiness, from “crying over my suicide before it actually happens as if i'm not the one ending my own life” to “biggest wet dream is killing myself at school, i wonder how long i could stay sleeping before anyone notices”, echoing the song’s mix of dark humor and despair. The way they weaponize self-harm and starvation against themself — like “my secret to fasting for so long is i threaten myself with suicide if i don't do it for at least 5 days” — matches the song’s theme of turning pain inward. Even their attempt at recovery, then relapse (“went to the psych ward… going off shtwt/edtwt and focusing on my recovery” vs. “back, need to get skinny and life doesn't even get better just because you stop your shitty coping mechanisms”), parallels the song’s cyclical, unresolved ache.
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