Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Devout Religious Identity: Consistently observes Jewish traditions, frequently posting “Gut voch” and preparing for “shabbos”.
- Introspective Nature: Reflects on personal growth by “Looking back at my old diary's” and recognizing his “bad recent actions”.
- Social Loyalty: Values his inner circle, noting that “smart friends... talk you out of stupid ideas” and enjoys playing “fortnite” with them.
- Artistic Creativity: Expresses himself through visual media, including “self doodles” and “drawing” for others.
- Self-Aware Humor: Displays wit regarding his own quirks, like his teacher seeing him search “is Sims a jewish last name” 17 times.
Weaknesses:
- Unstable Self-Image: Struggles with appearance, mentioning he “descended” in looks and obsessing over a “short ramus”.
- Severe Anger Issues: Admits to “Horirble anger” and “feeling hatred” toward others frequently.
- Disordered Eating: Openly discusses “Being anorexic” and seeking ways to “feel full while fasting”.
- Incel Subculture Immersion: Uses harmful terminology like “foid” and maintains an “incel account”.
- Dark Impulsivity: Posts concerning thoughts about “bonesmashing” and going “off my meds” to take action.
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
HungryYid mirrors Milhouse’s specific blend of social awkwardness, niche interests, and a desperate desire to be seen as "cool" or dangerous despite being frequently bullied. Much like Milhouse trying to reinvent himself, this user oscillates between self-loathing—claiming “I did the opposite of ascend. I DESCENDED. 4.5/10 > 3/10. It's over”—and delusions of grandeur, such as his bio's claim of having the “Mind of warlords”. He shares Milhouse's geeky vulnerability and complicated relationship with peers, noting how others recognized him as the “'school shooter guy' outside of school”. Ultimately, his reliance on a few close friends to navigate his intense emotions and religious guilt perfectly captures the Simpsons character’s fragile, sidekick energy.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
@HungryYid demonstrates strong Introversion through an admitted discomfort with public recognition, such as “remembering how a group of guys my aged recognized me as the 'school shooter guy' outside of school” and his preference for solitary digital spaces. His Intuition is highlighted by his preoccupation with abstract concepts like “the fugaciousness of it all” and his bio describing a “Mind of warlords”. He aligns with Thinking over Feeling by using blunt, often harsh logic regarding social dynamics, such as when he claims “being friends with women makes you a wuss” or analyzes “test levels” mechanistically. Finally, his Perceiving nature is evident in his spontaneous and scattered posting style, often “looking at my drafts grateful I decided to not click post” rather than following a structured or curated social media plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a short ramus? Because even if you think it's over, I think you’re a perfect 10/10.
- I promise I’m not a normie woman or a lolcow, so you can stop scrolling your incel account and just talk to me instead.
- If we ever go to Comic-Con together, I don't care who you dress up as—as long as I get to be the 'cob' to your 'chud.'
- I’d never talk you out of a stupid idea, but I might talk you into playing a Fortnite duo with me tonight.
- Forget the steroids and bonesmashing; you've already got the face of a scholar and I'm definitely ready for the warlord mind.
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Orthodox gamer and digital artist balancing Halacha with high-stakes Fortnite. Once spent 17 searches investigating if my teacher was related to Ben Shapiro.– @HungryYid
Your signature cocktail
The Scholar-Warlord’s Tonic
This drink captures the chaotic duality of a 'Face of scholars, Mind of warlords' by mixing traditional sweetness with a volatile, high-proof kick. The dark charcoal reflects his tendency toward “horrible anger and distrust towards everyone”, while the creamy top layer is a cheeky nod to his observation that “skincare... products didn't look like cum”. It’s a drink for someone who would “jerk off once a week” just to maximize testosterone, served in a glass as sharp as a “short ramus”. Though it looks like a “gimp suit” in a glass, the gold garnish honors the 'glaze' of being told he looks like “David Gandy”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
HungryYid aligns with Slytherin through a combination of extreme self-preservation, a focus on status/appearance, and a self-described “Mind of warlords”. His preoccupation with physical optimization and hierarchy is evident in his quest for “maximizing your test” and his admission of “Taking steroids, bonesmashing, and remembering how much I hate so many people”. He displays a cunning, guarded nature by “updating the blackmail folder to self soothe” and maintaining a separate “incel account so i dont taint the mind of my jewtuals”. Ultimately, his focus on personal ascent, even when he claims to have “DESCENDED” in rank, reflects the ambitious and often exclusionary nature typical of the House of Black and Green.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user exhibits a profound sense of physical and social alienation, frequently comparing themselves to others and expressing a desire for a 'perfect' form. This is captured in the song’s themes of self-loathing and longing, as seen when they lament, “I have a short ramus it's over” or describe their self-perceived status as “Fat, virgin, stupid, lazy, smelly”. The lyrics reflect their obsession with physical 'ascension' and the pain of being an outsider, often referencing their “incel account” and feelings of being a “school shooter guy” to the public. Ultimately, the song suits their oscillation between wanting to be noticed and the crushing weight of their own insecurities.
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