Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Dedicated gamer: Frequently grinds titles and passes in Brawl Stars and other games, e.g. celebrating finishing grinds like “depois de quase 1 mes tryhardando pra pegar esse titulo (mesmo ainda faltando mt tempo), aqui está”.
- Self-aware: Reflects on own choices and past self, such as questioning why he made the account “parando pra pensar n sei pq eu criei essa conta já com a outra”.
- Humorous: Uses exaggeration and dark jokes for comedic effect, like “tem coisas que rolam na minha cabecinha que se eu postasse eu pararia direto em um presídio”.
- Goal-oriented: Sets clear in-game goals and follows through, e.g. finishing catalogs and passes like “+ 1° brawler com tudo coletado no catalogo (ate skin dourada)”.
- Pop-culture savvy: References games, rappers, Neymar, Markiplier, Batman, and music, such as “eu assisti esse video a alguns dias atras puta merda eu amo o markiplier”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive talk: Uses suicidal language casually, e.g. “kkkkkkkk eu quero me matar” and “qeuria ser bonito ou forte nao sou nenhum dos dois pqp vou me matar”.
- Harsh judgment: Often insults others’ looks or personality, like “gente vamo maneirar nas fotos tipo aprecio a coragem e etc mas ja deu de gente feia aqui”.
- Aggressive tone: Frequent swearing and rage toward others and companies, e.g. “VAI SE FUDE PORRAAAAA VIRA GENTE KRL” and “vai tomar no cu supercell graças a deus me livrei desse bicho”.
- Edgy humor: Makes extreme or offensive jokes, such as “hitler só exterminou os judeus porque não conheceu o adolescente padrão”.
- Negative self-image: Talks down about his looks and worth, e.g. “qeuria ser bonito ou forte nao sou nenhum dos dois”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, funny, and often darkly self-deprecating. They constantly joke about death and frustration, like in “kkkkkkkk eu quero me matar” and “qeuria ser bonito ou forte nao sou nenhum dos dois pqp vou me matar”, which mirrors Bart’s edgy, dramatic humor rather than genuine despair. Their obsession with games and tryharding for titles, as in “depois de quase 1 mes tryhardando pra pegar esse titulo (mesmo ainda faltando mt tempo), aqui está” and “vou finalmente voltar a lutar pelo titulo do buzz mas QUE PREGUIÇA N AGUENTO MAIS”, fits Bart’s competitive, compulsive streak with hobbies. The user is also irreverent and provocative about people and looks, as in “gente vamo maneirar nas fotos tipo aprecio a coragem e etc mas ja deu de gente feia aqui” and “hitler só exterminou os judeus porque não conheceu o adolescente padrão”, which lines up with Bart’s tendency to say the most outrageous thing in the room. At the same time, small glimpses of ambition and wanting to improve, like “i must show the best i can do and be”, echo Bart’s occasional, surprisingly earnest desire to do better beneath all the chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
They come across as more reserved and self-contained than socially driven, focusing on games, the gym, and their own thoughts rather than social events, suggesting Introversion (e.g., “nossa eu só uso discord pra flr com uns amigos que eu mesmo falo no zap eu tenho que encontrar uns svs aí” and “tem coisas que rolam na minha cabecinha que se eu postasse eu pararia direto em um presídio”). Their tweets are heavily grounded in concrete experiences—Brawl Stars, FIFA clips, ENEM, gym shape, specific dreams with Neymar or a baby raccoon—indicating a Sensing preference over abstract theorizing (e.g., “13gb de gravação no fifa sendo excluidas pqp que dor” and “viciei em gta 5 dnv puta merda”). They express themselves in a blunt, sometimes harsh and darkly humorous way, prioritizing directness over harmony, which aligns with Thinking: “gente vamo maneirar nas fotos tipo aprecio a coragem e etc mas ja deu de gente feia aqui” and “mds vc é muito chato mlk some logo”. Their approach to games and goals is flexible and opportunistic rather than tightly structured—complaining about grind, changing focus, and joking about laziness—showing Perceiving (e.g., “vou finalmente voltar a lutar pelo titulo do buzz mas QUE PREGUIÇA N AGUENTO MAIS falta pouco menos de 3k de pontos” and “nao aguento mais jogar com essa desgraça, se amanhã vier mapa bom eu termino logo essa maestria”). Overall, the mix of detached, sardonic tone, concrete hobby focus, and improvisational attitude toward goals fits best with ISTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here sweating for Buzz titles and Buster catalog flex, but have you considered the real endgame: duo queue in Brawl Stars and web namoro 2.0 versão pós-pandemia comigo?
- You said ‘any ugly person gets 50x more attractive with shape’—so if I hit the gym with you and grind ranked with you, does that make me at least Buzz-level broken in your tier list?
- You dreamt about Neymar in a WhatsApp group and even baby raccoons, but clearly your REM sleep is bugged—when do I get patched into those legendary dreams?
- For someone who only watches English movies with English subtitles and quotes 2Pac and Markiplier, you’ve got main character energy already; I just want a cameo as the love interest in your 2024/2025 glow-up screenshots.
- You complain about hating your looks, wanting to ‘die’, and raging at randoms, but then you grind Enem, ace math, and sweat a whole month for a title—be honest, are you secretly the villain you said is always better than the hero, and can I be your Batman sidekick?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Brawl Stars tryhard, ENEM survivor in progress. Once dreamt I had a baby raccoon and Neymar in the same WhatsApp group. Trying to level up IRL too.– @hxnriqxx
Your signature cocktail
ALL EYEZ ON MEGA BOX
ALL EYEZ ON MEGA BOX is a loud, wired cocktail for someone who tweets things like “ALL EYEZ ON ME” and grinds Brawl Stars passes while half‑joking about going insane. The high-proof dark rum stands for the intense, sometimes self-destructive energy in posts like “kkkkkkkk eu quero me matar” and “qeuria ser bonito ou forte nao sou nenhum dos dois pqp vou me matar”. The espresso shot reflects their late‑night tryhard mindset in tweets such as “depois de quase 1 mes tryhardando pra pegar esse titulo” and constant grinding like “viciei em gta 5 dnv puta merda”. Guaraná soda brings a Brazilian, gamer‑snack vibe to match “o brasil que eu quero aí” and the endless Brawl/ENEM talk, keeping it hyper and a bit chaotic. A dash of bitter herbal liqueur represents their sharp, sometimes cruel humor in lines like “espero que todos os aleatorios sejam cremados vivos” and “gente vamo maneirar nas fotos… ja deu de gente feia aqui”. Finally, the lime peel twist is that small hopeful edge—ambition and self-improvement—behind tweets like “i must show the best i can do and be” and their obsession with leveling up titles, shapes, and catalogs.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
This account shows a strong mix of ambition, competitiveness, and a darker, edgy sense of humor that aligns most with Slytherin. They talk repeatedly about grinding and "tryharding" for in‑game achievements, like when they say they spent "almost 1 month tryharding" to earn a title and finally post it: "depois de quase 1 mes tryhardando pra pegar esse titulo (mesmo ainda faltando mt tempo), aqui está". They also explicitly frame their mindset in terms of ambition and hate growing together: "o ódio e a ambição crescem juntos", which is quintessentially Slytherin: driven, intense, and motivated by strong emotions. There is a clear focus on self‑improvement and status, especially in appearance and gaming: they say "qualquer pessoa feia fica 50x mais atraente com shape puta que pariu" and repeatedly flex game progress and collections like "+ 1° brawler com tudo coletado no catalogo (ate skin dourada)". Their tone also leans toward caustic and ruthless rather than gentle or patient, shown in posts like "desafio de brawler ruim eu não quero (espero que todos os aleatorios sejam cremados vivos" and "tem coisas que rolam na minha cabecinha que se eu postasse eu pararia direto em um presídio" (which implies self‑preservation and awareness of social consequences). While they do show some self‑deprecation and occasional vulnerability, the dominant traits are ambition, competitiveness, and a willingness to lean into darker impulses, all of which point more to Slytherin than to the other houses.
Your movie
Your song
All Eyez On Me - 2Pac
The best fit is "All Eyez On Me" by 2Pac, which they literally reference in “ALL EYEZ ON ME” and in the long quoted verse “smokin dope its like a sherm high n!ggas think they learned to fly...”. The song’s mix of bravado and inner conflict mirrors their own balance of confidence and self‑doubt, like when they say “god might be against me, but i aint” yet also joke about wanting to die in “kkkkkkkk eu quero me matar”. They’re obsessed with grind and mastery in games, as shown by “depois de quase 1 mes tryhardando pra pegar esse titulo (mesmo ainda faltando mt tempo), aqui está”, which fits the song’s relentless, survivalist energy. Their fixation on image and improvement, like “qualquer pessoa feia fica 50x mais atraente com shape puta que pariu” and complaints about not being strong or attractive in “qeuria ser bonito ou forte nao sou nenhum dos dois pqp vou me matar”, also echoes 2Pac’s tension between vulnerability and the need to project strength. Overall, their mix of dark humor, ambition, and a desire to prove themselves lines up closely with the spirit of All Eyez On Me.
Your time travel destination
Your video game
Your spirit animal
Your (un)funny joke
Your superpower
Your fictional best friend
Your dream vacation
Your alternate career path
Your celebrity match
Did you enjoy your Horoscope?
Your horoscope is 23 days old! Generate a better one from your latest tweets, unlock more insights and use a smarter pro AI!
