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Lisa fits best because she’s opinionated, politically aware, and openly passionate about her interests, just like this user is with queer issues and fandom discourse. Lisa is consistently vocal about feminism and injustice, which mirrors tweets like “Being a raging misogynist is a common trait found in the most heterosexual, 'masculine' men.” and “Hate is taught, a child is never born with hate in their heart.”. The user’s strong, explicit queer identity and media critique — for example “I love yaoi, I love yuri, I love being queer.” and “As you can see, straight people will always view us as objects in whatever twisted fantasies they have.” — lines up with Lisa’s tendency to analyze culture and call out unfairness. Their intense investment in ships and lore (“Albemona is peak, … Sandbina is peak, Arlebina is peak…”) is similar to Lisa’s nerdy enthusiasm for the things she loves. Finally, there’s a mix of vulnerability and self-awareness in posts like “I love women so much I wish I had the confidence to accept who I am outside of social media”, which strongly echoes Lisa’s blend of conviction and insecurity.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: there are no mentions of parties or offline social life, and their profile feels centered around inner reactions to media and discourse rather than personal social events, with a whimsical, solitary location like “Cat island” and introspective tweets such as “I love women so much I wish I had the confidence to accept who I am outside of social media”. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N): they repeatedly extrapolate broad patterns and social commentary from fandom behavior, e.g. “Queer people fighting eachother on the same boat while it's the straight people making us both walk the plank” and “Fiction does, infact, affect reality because if my brother told me he was into fictional incest I wouldn't talk with him anymore.”, which are conceptual and metaphorical rather than detail-focused. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, foregrounding values, morality, and harm: “As you can see, straight people will always view us as objects in whatever twisted fantasies they have.” and “Hate is taught, a child is never born with hate in their heart.” both express ethical stances and empathy rather than detached logic. Despite the blunt tone, their arguments are grounded in how things make people feel and what they consider just, as seen in “Toxic pairings, no matter the gender, AREN'T progressive, period.”. Finally, they lean perceiving (P) over judging: their timeline is spontaneous, reactive, and fandom-driven rather than structured, full of in-the-moment exclamations like “OH MY GOD”, quick ship conversions such as “Almona is actually kind of good I like it”, and humorous flip‑flops like “On second thought I don't want dottore dead anymore this sucks”, which show flexible, evolving opinions rather than rigid planning. Put together, this blend of introspective identity focus, abstract social commentary, strong value-driven reactions, and spontaneous, emotional fandom engagement best fits INFP.

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Queer media nerd on Cat Island, defending women, dissecting ships & story tropes. Once tried to quit Genshin for lore… immediately came back.– @Hxsteriaa

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The Cat Island Queerquake is strong and spicy at its core, just like their willingness to drag straight people and misogyny without hesitation, as seen in takes like “Being a raging misogynist is a common trait found in the most heterosexual, 'masculine' men.” The overproof dark rum with chili represents their intense, no-nonsense energy when they say things like “I say what I want || Queer ||” and “Get this love and incest bullshit off my TL”. Blood orange liqueur adds a bittersweet edge, mirroring their sharp commentary on fandom and ships, such as “Litreally tried to enjoy straight ships but half of the shippers hate queers and always use their ships to mock other people I'm so done with this bullshit.” The floral, pinkish lavender-hibiscus syrup captures their unapologetic love for yuri and pretty women, echoing “I love yaoi, I love yuri, I love being queer.” and “I love women so much I wish I had the confidence to accept who I am outside of social media”. Cloudy lemonade lightens it up with a playful, refreshing tang, nodding to their chaotic fandom joy in posts like “Sandbina and laufer saved my life, actually.” and “It's hard work being on the winning side 24/7”. Finally, the activated charcoal salt rim hints at the dark, messy discourse they swim through—fandom drama and moral debates about fiction like “Fiction does, infact, affect reality because if my brother told me he was into fictional incest I wouldn't talk with him anymore.”—while still looking stylish enough for a Harbinger’s cocktail party.

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Their tweets show a strong pattern of bold, confrontational bravery and a willingness to publicly call out what they see as injustice, even knowing it will start drama. They openly condemn misogyny and homophobia, e.g. “Homophobes are so brain dead LMAO stay mad” and “Being a raging misogynist is a common trait found in the most heterosexual, 'masculine' men. Calling them gay just to cope won't change the fact.”, which fits Gryffindor’s reputation for standing up loudly for their beliefs. They also jump into fandom conflicts head‑on, like “Litreally tried to enjoy straight ships but half of the shippers hate queers and always use their ships to mock other people I'm so done with this bullshit. I tried.” and “To that one dotto//bina shipper who pissed me off look at how my black magic worked I've prayed for times like this”, showing impulsive, fiery reactions rather than detached analysis or diplomacy. Their tone is often combative and unapologetic, as in “As you can see, straight people will always view us as objects in whatever twisted fantasies they have.” and “Queer people fighting eachother on the same boat while it's the straight people making us both walk the plank 🤦🏾♀️”, which reads more like a passionate Gryffindor activist than a calculating Slytherin or a harmony‑seeking Hufflepuff. While they clearly care about fairness and queer community, the dominant traits are courage, outspokenness, and a readiness to pick fights for what they think is right—hallmarks of Gryffindor.

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A fitting song for them is “Girls Like Girls” because it centers unapologetically queer desire and female attraction, which aligns with their bio “I say what I want || Queer ||” and posts like “I love yaoi, I love yuri, I love being queer.”. The song’s theme of women loving women mirrors tweets such as “I love women so much I wish I had the confidence to accept who I am outside of social media”. Their enjoyment of yuri and queer ships like Sandbina and Arlebina, seen in tweets like “Sandbina and laufer saved my life, actually.” and “Lesbian Columbina, bisexual Arlechino????”, fits the song’s celebration of sapphic relationships. The defiant, confident energy of the track also resonates with how they call out homophobia and misogyny, for instance in “Homophobes are so brain dead LMAO stay mad” and “As you can see, straight people will always view us as objects in whatever twisted fantasies they have.”. Overall, the song captures both their queer joy and their refusal to compromise on who they are.

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