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Bart Simpson is a rebellious, impulsive kid who often feels misunderstood and has volatile emotions. Hy4kuin’s tweets like I’m genuinely in so much pain I can hardly move and all I did was build a desk and my mother punishing me for not wanting pizza by… not buying pizza?? show a teen’s dramatic frustration with family, similar to Bart’s frequent clashes with Homer and Marge. The frequent all‑caps outbursts such as IM JERKINGGGG ITTT and I NEED TO KILL MYSELF echo Bart’s tendency to shout and act without thinking. Their self‑deprecating humor and obsession with video games, anime, and random memes such as scara MMEEOOOOWWWW and FNAF 1 REWATCH WIOH KACHI match Bart’s love of mischief and pop‑culture references. Finally, the feeling of being caught between supportive and unsupportive parents I feel like im such an awkward inbetween of having supportive parents and unsupportive… mirrors Bart’s inconsistent parental support.

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The user shows introverted traits, focusing on internal feelings and rarely seeking external stimulation (e.g., 'I’m in sooo much pain', 'my mother is mad i dont want her in my psychiatrist appointment tomorrow'). Their communication is grounded in concrete details about daily life, technology, and sensory experiences ('does windows 11 not have the ability to change where my taskbar is??', 'my download speeds are so absurdly slow like it will take me 8 hours to install Fortnite'). They consistently prioritize emotions and personal values over logical analysis ('I hate that "I don’t want to" isn’t good enough for people now', 'I’m literally so paranoid because my ex STILL stalks me online'). Their style is spontaneous, flexible, and resistant to strict planning ('new pc, new desk, marina tickets life really cant get any better', 'pc postponed for god knows how long because dad broke his ankle'). This combination points to an ISFP personality.

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Digital artist & gamer. Proud dog parent to Floppy. Survived an 8-hour Fortnite download. #Scara fan & mental health advocate.– @Hy4kuin

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The Hyper Shark Splash captures the vibrant and chaotic energy of @Hy4kuin. The Blue Curacao and lemonade represent their bright and excited personality, seen in tweets like 'IM SO HAPPYYYY [picture]' and 'new pc, new desk, marina tickets life really cant get any better [picture]'. The jalapeño infused vodka adds a spicy kick, much like their candid reflections on life and relationships, particularly evident in 'I HATE MY LIFE I HATE MYSELF FUCK MY LIFEEEEEE'. Lastly, the cotton candy and gummy sharks symbolize their playful side, encapsulated in tweets such as 'scara MMEEOOOOWWWW MEOWMEOWMEOW MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW [picture]'.

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The user constantly talks about acquiring a new PC and raising their Afterpay limit, e.g., “If I can get my afterpay up to 2.5k I could get my pc in like 2 weeks 😭😭😭” and “ORDERED A NEW PC WE'RE SO BACK”, which shows a clear drive for personal advancement and material success. They also express jealousy toward others who have turned their passions into careers, as in “I have the worst jealousy of creatives who made their interest a career…”, indicating a competitive, ambitious mindset. Their focus on securing resources and out‑maneuvering obstacles (e.g., trying to get a digital gift card delivered promptly) reflects the resourcefulness typical of Slytherin. While they occasionally show loyalty to their dog, the dominant pattern is ambition, cunning, and self‑preservation, aligning best with Slytherin values.

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The user repeatedly voices deep emotional anguish and self‑harm thoughts, such as "I need to kill mhself FUCUCKKDJSOWJDNDLASK" and "I’m in sooo much pain 😌". Their tweets also describe feeling trapped and hopeless, e.g., "my room is such an oven" and "my mother punishing me for not wanting pizza by… not buying pizza ????". These sentiments echo the core lyric of "Hurt" – "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel" – which captures the desire to feel something through pain. The song’s melancholic, confessional tone mirrors the user’s ongoing struggle with depression, agoraphobia, and anxiety, as seen in "i mightve gotten myself un diagnosed of agoraphobia and possibly depression". Finally, the refrain "What have I become?" reflects the user’s self‑loathing and uncertainty expressed throughout the timeline.

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