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The user’s frequent suicidal and hopeless statements such as "Good night guys im ending it" and "3 exams today if i gate ANYTHIBG below 90% i WILL kms" echo Moe Szyslak’s well‑known despair and occasional threats of ending his own life in the series. Their self‑deprecating, angry outbursts like "I hate german" and "Fuck you bitch" are reminiscent of Moe’s constant profanity‑laden rants toward patrons and his own reflection on being a 'sad, lonely bartender'. The recurring feelings of coldness and isolation – "Im so cold im freezing help" and "I think im gonna live with my dad alone i cant stand anyone else" – match Moe’s lonely existence behind the bar, often lamenting that the world is 'cold' to him. The chaotic mix of memes, random pictures, and desperate pleas (e.g., "I’m gonna deactivate", "I have a huge bruise on my ribs im dying guys") mirrors Moe’s erratic behavior and his tendency to post frantic messages on his bar’s bulletin board.

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The user constantly addresses the audience with 'Guys', 'You guys', and 'Oomf', showing a strong outward focus and need for social interaction, which points to extraversion. Their posts are centered on concrete sensory details like 'Do i break my fast with kiwi im craving it so bad', 'Im so cold im freezing help', and wanting 'strawberries and kiwis' in their future home, indicating a sensing preference. The language is dominated by personal emotions and value‑based statements such as 'Sometimes i think im too nice to some of ypu retards' and 'I love kiwi exists i love it so much im gonna explode', reflecting a feeling orientation. The pattern of impulsive, spontaneous updates—'Maybe i should just end it', 'I'm gonna deactivate', and simply 'Bye'—demonstrates a perceiving, flexible lifestyle. These combined traits align best with the ESFP personality type.

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Aesthetic dreamer 🌸 | Kiwi & strawberry lover 🍓🥝 | K-pop fan who dyed hair rainbow for a concert 🎶 | Sharing vibes & chasing joy.– @hyemiscuntzy

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The Boom Boom Kiwi‑Strawberry Smash captures Aurora’s bright, chaotic energy with a fizzy, sweet‑sour blend. The kiwi puree and strawberry liqueur echo her love for "kiwi" ("Im so glad kiwi exists i love it so much im gonna explode") and "strawberries" ("When i get married i want my hpuse to always have strawberries and kiwis"). The sharp lemon juice mirrors her volatile moods and dramatic outbursts ("Life is raping me so bad these days omfg I'm gonna end it"). A splash of black vodka adds a dark undercurrent, reflecting her frequent references to feeling low and thoughts of deactivation ("Maybe i should just end it"). The drink finishes with a burst of fizz that feels like "my heart goes boom boom — big baby baby", tying back to her bio.

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The user shows a strong drive for personal success and a fear of failure, hallmarks of Slytherin ambition and self‑preservation. For example, they tweet, "3 exams today if i gate ANYTHIBG below 90% i WILL kms," indicating a ruthless desire to achieve top grades. They also express a need for control over their environment: "When i get married i want my hpuse to always have strawberries and kiwis if we dont have that i will die." Their self‑centered focus on comfort and survival is evident in "I'm so scared if i get anything below 5 i will not survive omgomgomgomg" and "I think im gonna live with my dad alone i cant stand anyone else." These statements reflect the Slytherin traits of ambition, resourcefulness, and a strong will to protect oneself.

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The user’s repeated expressions of despair—"Life is raping me so bad these days omfg I'm gonna end it" and "Maybe i should just end it"—mirror the raw anguish in the lyric "I hurt myself today to see if I still feel." Their reference to physical pain, "I have a huge bruise on my ribs im dying guys," aligns with the song’s line about focusing on the pain as the only thing that feels real. The oscillation between suicidal thoughts and brief moments of reassurance—"Nvm guys its all okay I won't kms"—echoes the final verses where the singer reflects on a life of regret yet clings to a glimmer of hope. The overall tone of isolation, self‑harm, and longing for relief makes "Hurt" a fitting anthem for this chaotic emotional landscape.

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