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Your Simpsons character
The user most closely matches Homer Simpson, combining chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and unexpectedly tender domestic vibes. Like Homer, they openly love substances and indulgence, joking about drugs and alcohol with posts such as “ketamina e um vinho duvidoso 🥴#drugtwt” and “unicas substancias permitidas bebida moderada ketamina um cigarrinho e verde👽”. Their married life is messy but affectionate, echoing Homer’s bond with Marge in tweets like “Gosto Muito De Ser Casado , 😀” and the routine described in “ROTINADe CASADO ... FUMAMOS MACONHA E CADA UM VE SEU TWITTER”. The extreme mood swings, from “eu so quero sumir minha vida nunca esteve tao miseravel” to “tipo a vida nao eh tao ruim ne🤷 as vezes da pra so fumar maconha e comer um pedaço de brownie”, parallel Homer’s dramatic emotional reactions to everyday life. Their crude, over-the-top jokes like “VOU FAZER COCO NA MAQUINA DE LAVAR” and sexual absurdity (“Eu Vou Comer Seu Cu no Uno”) also fit Homer’s blend of childishness, impulsivity, and oddly endearing chaos.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert: many tweets describe being alone, ruminating, or wanting to disappear, like “eu to tao mal eu nap consigo nem dormir em paz que meu cérebro foi remoer toda a dor que ja senti e cada coisinha que me machucou” and “eu queria que todo mundo esquecesse q eu existo ou achar que eu estou morto enquanto sumi no mundo”, suggesting intense inner focus rather than social stimulation. They fit Intuition more than Sensing: they frequently speak in metaphorical or surreal ways (e.g. “a dor a dor a dor a dor a dor a dor e a dor” and “minhas batatas estao GRITANDO na frost free nao eh meme”), and talk about vibes, intuition, and vague wrongness like “minha intuição diz q tem algo MUITO errado so n sei oq” rather than concrete data. They seem strongly Feeling: their posts center on emotional pain, rejection, and love (e.g. “ME SINTO TAO TRISTE LARGADO JOGADO E ABANDONADO” and “GRITANDO E NAO CONSIGO PARAR DE GRITAR PARA O MUNDO O QUANTO TI AM0O”), and conflicts are framed in terms of hurt, betrayal, or affection rather than logic. Lastly, they look more Perceiving than Judging: their lifestyle tweets show spontaneity, drugs, and going with the moment (e.g. “ROTINADe CASADO ... FUMAMOS MACONHA E CADA UM VE SEU TWITTER” and “ketamina e um vinho duvidoso 🥴#drugtwt”), with little sense of structured planning or long‑term organization. Taken together—the intense inner emotional world, surreal humor, idealized love, and chaotic, go‑with‑the‑flow lifestyle—this points most strongly to INFP.

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Film nerd, heavy makeup enthusiast & reformed Coca‑Zero addict. Once burned nuggets during a panic attack and still called it character development.– @hyenasephemeras

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This cocktail is strong, chaotic, and slightly unhinged, just like their timeline where “Esquizos Just Wanna Have Fun .” “Esquizos Just Wanna Have Fun .” A smoky mezcal shot stands in for the constant weed and drug references, like “unicas substancias permitidas bebida moderada ketamina um cigarrinho e verde👽” “unicas substancias permitidas bebida moderada ketamina um cigarrinho e verde👽” and “FUMAR MACONHA” “FUMAR MACONHA”. The dry bitter amaro represents their depressive spirals and desire to disappear, as in “eu so quero sumir minha vida nunca esteve tao miseravel” “eu so quero sumir minha vida nunca esteve tao miseravel” and “me mata me mata viola meu cadaver e me descarta em uma vala e esquece a minha existencia por favor” “me mata me mata viola meu cadaver e me descarta em uma vala e esquece a minha existencia por favor”. The sparkling rosé wine is for the ironic glamour and romantic domestic life, echoing “Gosto Muito De Ser Casado , 😀” “Gosto Muito De Ser Casado , 😀” and their love of a “coquetel alcoolico” “CANTINHO ,😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 ilove coquetel alcoolico”. Cold brew coffee concentrate captures the sleepless anxiety and overthinking nights like “eu to tao mal eu nap consigo nem dormir em paz que meu cérebro foi remoer toda a dor que ja senti” “eu to tao mal eu nap consigo nem dormir em paz que meu cérebro foi remoer toda a dor que ja senti e cada coisinha que me machucou”. Finally, a dash of edible glitter gives it the camp, dramatic flair of someone who will tweet “VOU FAZER COCO NA MAQUINA DE LAVAR” “VOU FAZER COCO NA MAQUINA DE LAVAR” and proudly declare “SCROBBLER E CINEFILO.👽TRANSTORNO DIVERTIDO DE IDENTIDADE.” in their bio.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show sharp-edged self‑assertion and a willingness to attack or block others when crossed, which aligns with Slytherin’s resourcefulness and self‑preservation. For example, they revel in conflict and control with tweets like “EU AMO BLOQUEAR CONTAS DENUNCIAR POSTS Q NAO GOSTEI XINGAR PESSOAS AMO;;” and the threatening tone of “Vou Te Comer Invejoso”. Their dark humor around self‑destruction and transgression, such as “VOU FAZER COCO NA MAQUINA DE LAVAR” and “ah q se fda eu desistoNAO tem como viver”, suggests a survival instinct that manifests as cynicism rather than open vulnerability. They also exhibit pride in their identity and defiance of judgment, as seen in “AI MAS NAO PODE MULHER TRANS PERIFERICA COM TOURETTE FUMAR WINSTON HÁA MEU BEM EU FAÇO OQ EU QUISR;!”, which reflects the classic Slytherin refusal to be constrained by others’ norms. While there is affection and loyalty toward their partner, like “Meu Marido É Muito Lindo E Gostoso Mds Passo Mal”, the dominant pattern is a fiercely defensive, confrontational, and self‑protective stance that fits Slytherin more than the other houses.

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A well‑suited song for @hyenasephemeras is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it blends dark humor, self‑destruction, and a yearning for a different life in the same way their timeline does. They oscillate between irony and genuine pain, joking about self-harm in posts like “hahahah abrindo meus pulsos” while also confessing, “eu so quero sumir minha vida nunca esteve tao miseravel”, which mirrors the song’s themes of wanting to disappear and romanticizing suffering. The song’s fixation on wasted youth and depression fits tweets such as “eu so quero chorar a noite toda minha vida e tao miserável” and “é enlouquecedor acordar todos os dias”. At the same time, their chaotic, hedonistic side appears in posts like “ketamina e um vinho duvidoso 🥴#drugtwt” and “unicas substancias permitidas bebida moderada ketamina um cigarrinho e verde👽”, which matches the song’s reckless, nihilistic energy. Even their self-aware, morbid glamor — like “QUANDO EU ACHO Q SOU A NAMORADA FEMME FATALE CULT MISTERIOSA E PERFORMATICA MAS EU SOU SO INSANO CHATO E DEPRESSIVO” — feels like it could be a direct lyric from Teen Idle.

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