Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate friend: Frequently expresses love and care for friends, e.g. “eu amo amar vocês 🤍” and “meus amores 🤍”.
- Humorous self-deprecating: Uses humor about themself to entertain others, like “quando eu sou tão twink que até me confundem com uma menina de verdade AKAKAKSKSKS” and “acho que eu quebrei minha xota”.
- Creative expressive: Shows artistic and expressive side in drawing and captions such as bio “as vezes eu desenho” and “silêncio que sente. #artisfeeling”.
- Socially engaged: Interacts actively with fandom and social topics, e.g. defending idols in “ao invés de hate elas deviam receber aplausos…” and commenting on politics in “corinthiano de direita é a maior piada…”.
- Open self-disclosure: Shares personal facts and vulnerabilities, such as “fatos inúteis sobre mim!” and health/reading in “minha psiquiatra disse que eu preciso treinar o hábito de leitura…”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses very aggressive phrasing toward others, e.g. “não soca as coisas no cu dos outros sendo que o cu mais culpado é o seu nessa porra” and “vai toma no cu ainda bem que eu não quero ser designer gráfico”.
- Impulsive hostility: Reactively threatens blocking or lashing out, like “vou desativar e dar block em todos vcs vão ver” and “desativei pra não ter risco de eu xingar algumas pessoas 💔”.
- Self-destructive talk: Makes frequent suicidal or violent comments about self, such as “um dia eu vou conseguir me matar de verdade vcs vão ver” and “eu vou postar uma foto com uma faca enfiada na minha garganta”.
- Conflict-prone: Often involved in drama or calling people out, e.g. “foi chorar sobre mim pra amiguinha KKKKKKKKKKKK” and “compradores sensíveis deveriam ser abominados”.
- Emotional volatility: Tweets swing quickly between love and irritation, like affectionate posts “eu amo amar vocês 🤍” contrasted with exhaustion in “tô cansado delas” and “as vezes eu penso em desinstalar meu Twitter pra não ter que ver nenhuma delas na minha tml”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Their mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and constant joking reads very much like Bart. They’re dramatic and often flirt with dark, self-destructive humor, like when they say “um dia eu vou conseguir me matar de verdade vcs vão ver” and “eu vou postar uma foto com uma faca enfiada na minha garganta”, which mirrors Bart’s tendency to lean into shock value and emotional outbursts. They act wild and irreverent in social situations, threatening to “vou desativar e dar block em todos vcs vão ver” and calling people out with lines like “compradores sensíveis deveriam ser abominados”. At the same time, there’s a clear soft side under the chaos: they gush about friends and idols with posts like “eu amo amar vocês 🤍” and “meus amores 🤍”, just as Bart hides a loyal, affectionate core under his prankster persona. Their childish, mischievous tone, frequent complaints about life, and dramatic reactions to everything fit Bart’s energy far better than the more responsible or reserved Simpsons characters.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
They read as more introverted than extroverted: even though they’re very online and have many friends, a lot of tweets center on internal states, irritations, and threats to withdraw like “vou desativar e dar block em todos vcs vão ver” and “as vezes eu penso em desinstalar meu Twitter pra não ter que ver nenhuma delas na minha tml”, which is typical of an I who gets overstimulated by social drama. Their “facts about me” tweet explicitly lists ISFP as their MBTI: “fatos inúteis sobre mim! ... mbti isfp”, and the rest of their behavior fits that: very feelings-driven, aesthetic, and spontaneous. They show strong Sensing via concrete, sensory details and everyday experiences rather than abstract theorizing, e.g. talking about food and bodily sensations like “meudeus acho que laranja com shoyu é uma das melhores coisas desse mundo”, “minha gata subiu no meu aquário e pegou meu peixe..”, and health quirks like “odeio ser intolerante a cafeína, glúten e lactose queria ser um ser humano normal”. Their priorities are clearly Feeling-oriented: they’re emotive, affectionate, and reactive to interpersonal issues, as in “eu amo amar vocês 🤍” and their defense of idols expressing themselves: “ao invés de hate elas deviam receber aplausos…”, and they often respond with emotional outbursts instead of detached logic, e.g. “alguém precisa SUMIR com esse menino do mundo”. Finally, they look very Perceiving rather than Judging: their timeline is chaotic, impulsive, and in-the-moment—joking about sudden mood shifts and lack of planning like “já que não posso usar droga nem beber, vou tomar banho e dormir pra ver se melhora” and dramatic, spur-of-the-moment declarations such as “um dia eu vou conseguir me matar de verdade vcs vão ver”, all of which align strongly with an ISFP’s spontaneous, emotionally intense style.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you were the ‘mesa’ in that Mother’s Day presentation, can I be the twink who pulls up a chair next to you? Because I’m ready to sit at your table of chaos and strogonoff invites.
- You said you’d ‘eu vou conseguir me matar de verdade vcs vão ver’—how about we trade that in for ‘um dia eu vou conseguir beijar alguém de verdade’ and I volunteer as the test subject?
- Your psychiatrist told you to read more, right? I’m no Helena on a setlist, but I could absolutely be the main character in your next chapter—starting with a plot twist where your crush actually likes ‘meio twink’.
- They call you Tétano because of that volleyball story, but real talk: with your art, your Cortis stan energy, and orange-with-shoyu chaos, I already caught feelings—no vaccine for that one.
- You’re intolerant to caffeine, gluten, and lactose, can’t buy your fake crocs, and still inviting people over for strogonoff and calling your dog ‘bobão alegre’… I don’t want new moots, I just want to be the next name on your Twitter família tree.
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Your new Twitter bio
Guilherme • 1.63m Aries, ISFP • part-time artist, full-time twink in chaos • once got the nickname ‘Tétano’ from a volleyball net incident– @hyeonpaulistaa
Your signature cocktail
Tétano Twink Tantrum
This drink starts with cachaça infused with orange peel for the chaotic, dramatic Aries energy that wants to “go deactivate and block everyone” while still hosting people for strogonoff at home, like in “oi amores venham comer meu strogonoff aqui em casa”. The base gets topped with sparkling pink lemonade to match the cute twink / sometimes-mistaken-for-a-girl vibe and their favorite color, tying into “fatos inúteis sobre mim! ... cor fav rosa” and the meme of being confused for a girl in “quando eu sou tão twink que até me confundem com uma menina de verdade”. A tiny dash of soy sauce nods to the cursed but iconic combo in “meudeus acho que laranja com shoyu é uma das melhores coisas desse mundo”, giving the cocktail a weird, salty depth that shouldn’t work but absolutely does. Green grape juice adds a sweet, soft layer under all the screaming, referencing their favorite fruit in “fruta fav uva verde” and the softer “eu amo amar vocês 🤍” side in “eu amo amar vocês 🤍”. Finally, a smoked sea salt rim represents the constant rage-tweets and threats like “eu vou postar uma foto com uma faca enfiada na minha garganta” and “sou louco mesmo fodase”, giving every sip a sharp, dramatic bite worthy of Tétano.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
They show a very Gryffindor mix of impulsiveness, blunt honesty, and willingness to confront people directly. For example, they publicly call someone out with zero hesitation in “meu anjo se vc tem algum problema com as meninas, só tu resolver com elas, não soca as coisas no cu dos outros sendo que o cu mais culpado é o seu nessa porra”, which is classic bold, confrontational courage. They talk flippantly about self‑destructive impulses in “um dia eu vou conseguir me matar de verdade vcs vão ver” and “eu vou postar uma foto com uma faca enfiada na minha garganta”, reflecting the dramatic, reckless edge often associated with Gryffindors. Their strong opinions and readiness to defend what they see as right also stand out, like when they scold a fan for causing unnecessary conflict in “isso mana, faz fanwar desnecessário mesmo pra atrair hate pro cortis, sendo que o fandom desse grupo nem atacava o cortis, faz favor”. Even when joking, they frame themselves in intense emotional terms, e.g. “sou louco mesmo fodase” and “não dá eu sou muito emotivo com certos assuntos”, which fits Gryffindor’s passionate, feelings-first nature more than the more calculating Slytherin or detached Ravenclaw vibe.
Your movie
Your song
Dumb Dumb - Somi
A well‑suited song for them is "Dumb Dumb" by Somi, because it mixes chaotic humor, self‑deprecation, and dramatic feelings in the same way their timeline does. They joke about their own messiness and impulsiveness, like when they say "sou louco mesmo fodase" and threaten to "vou desativar e dar block em todos vcs vão ver", which fits the song’s over‑the‑top, emotionally dramatic energy. At the same time, there’s a lot of affection and clingy love for friends and crushes, as seen in tweets like "eu amo amar vocês 🤍" and wondering "será que minha crush de tml gosta dos meio twink", just like the song’s playful, slightly insecure romantic vibe. Their constant memes, inside jokes, and exaggerated reactions ("PARÇA QUE PORRA FOI ESSA", "quero moots novos") match the upbeat, loud, and dramatic teen energy of Dumb Dumb. Overall, the song’s combination of chaos, humor, and dramatic love fits their online persona almost perfectly.
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