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Your Simpsons character
Cristal resembles Lisa Simpson during her rebellious phases, particularly when Lisa grapples with her emotions and identity. Lisa, known for her intelligence and sensitivity, sometimes lashes out or seeks unconventional ways to express herself when overwhelmed. Cristal's open struggles with mental health and self-harm ('I wish I could just kms already. I hate bpd') mirror Lisa's moments of emotional turmoil. Both characters have a strong sense of self but struggle with societal expectations and personal demons. They both seek validation and understanding, albeit in different ways.

Your MBTI personality Type
Cristal likely identifies as an INFP (Introverted, Intuitive, Feeling, Perceiving). Her introverted nature is evident in her reliance on online communities for connection and self-expression, as seen in her search for 'MOOTS' ('I NEED MOOTS. MOOT ME, GUYS'). Her intuitive side is shown in her interest in abstract concepts like yaoi and her creative outlets like drawing on her scars ('I loveeee drawing on my scars'). The 'Feeling' aspect is strong, given her intense emotions and empathy, as demonstrated by her declarations of love and her struggles with mental health ('I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I NEED HIM' and 'I wish I could just kms already. I hate bpd'). Finally, her perceiving nature is shown in her openness to new experiences and her flexible approach to life.

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Jirai enthusiast | Obsessed with yaoi & vkei | Navigating BPD & ED | Drawing on my scars is my therapy | DNI weirdos (you know who you are) | Boyfriend-obsessed– @hyp3rs3xualg1rl

Your signature cocktail
The 'Razor's Edge' cocktail represents Cristal's complex and often contradictory nature. Absinthe, known for its potent and sometimes hallucinogenic effects, mirrors her intense emotions and struggles with mental health. Cranberry juice adds a touch of sweetness and tartness, representing her vulnerability and desire for connection. Lime juice provides a sharp and acidic contrast, reflecting her self-destructive tendencies. Simple syrup balances the flavors, symbolizing her attempts to find stability and equilibrium. Edible glitter adds a touch of sparkle and whimsy, representing her creative spirit and her desire to find beauty in the darkness.

Your Hogwarts House
Cristal's Slytherin tendencies are evident in her determination to achieve her desires, even if through unconventional means. Her focus on self-preservation and intense emotions, as shown in tweets like 'I fucking hate him. He ruined my life', aligns with Slytherin's ambition and resourcefulness. While she expresses vulnerability, her actions, such as cutting herself and seeking specific outcomes like weight loss ('MANIFESTING LOWER BMI'), suggest a cunning and self-serving nature. Her strong feelings, both positive and negative, drive her actions, fitting Slytherin's emotional intensity. She is not afraid to express her desires and pursue them relentlessly.

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While seemingly upbeat, 'Teenage Dream' captures the intensity and longing for idealized love that Cristal expresses. Her tweets about her boyfriend ('I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I NEED HIM') reflect the song's theme of wanting a perfect, all-consuming relationship. The song's nostalgic and wistful tone aligns with Cristal's longing for connection and her tendency to romanticize her relationships. The song's underlying vulnerability and desire for acceptance also resonate with Cristal's open struggles with mental health and self-image.

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