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Hyperbolic Discounter's critical and somewhat cynical view of the world, combined with his dry and dark sense of humor, align him with Comic Book Guy from The Simpsons. Both characters have a penchant for sarcasm and irony and are well-read, often referencing historical and philosophical figures. Hyperbolic Discounter's tweet, 'I am now an anarchist' after visiting a government office, reflects a similar humor style to Comic Book Guy's famous line, 'Worst. Episode. Ever.'

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Investor & market observer with a penchant for classic rock and blues. Cynic by nature, traveler by choice. Do the work. There is no rescue party. 📈🎸🌍– @HyperbolicDisco

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Hyperbolic Discounter's well-read nature, critical thinking, and appreciation for knowledge place him in Ravenclaw. His tweets often reference historical and philosophical figures, and he frequently questions and critiques political and economic policies, demonstrating his intellectual curiosity and analytical mindset. For example, he references Stephen Kotkin: 'A gem from Stephen Kotkin, historian extraordinaire, on agitprop and the definition of terms.'

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This song, which critiques the pursuit of wealth and the impact of money on society, resonates with Hyperbolic Discounter's interest in finance and his critical view of economic policies. His tweets about market trends and skepticism towards government actions align with the song's themes. For example, he tweets, 'Maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but soon enough a cold rain will fall on the US Treasury.'

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