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This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, chaotic, and funny but with surprisingly specific passions. They constantly swing between crude humor and over-the-top edginess, like “We should kill all babies!”, “Kill all avatar fans please God they all just Got to go (except karma)”, or “My balls itch”, which fits Bart’s provocateur streak. At the same time, they’re hyper-fixated on niche interests—especially Transformers and Acid Storm—sharing things like “Acidstorm transformers is beautiful and i love them” and asking for help finding official art in “hey everyone i need your help please dm me any and all acidstorm images you have”, mirroring Bart’s obsessive fandoms (like Radioactive Man). Their mix of juvenile sex jokes (“Transformers thunderblast is hot and makes me cum”, “I am yoinking my penis rn”) and ironic internet nihilism (“They should make a phone that explodes and kills you if it runs out of battery”) also feels very Bart-coded in an online era. Underneath the snark, there’s a sincere, nerdy core—genuine enthusiasm for designs, figures, and art—that matches Bart’s soft spot for the things he really loves.

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They lean Introvert over Extrovert: they talk about niche interests and online/media consumption more than real-life socializing, and even mention possibly retiring the account and moving to Discord in a low-key way: “Probably going to retire this account from the mortal coil for whom it may concern you can find me on discord”. Their interests and humor strongly suggest Intuition: they riff on cross‑media connections and conceptual jokes, like comparing sound effects and building a playful "connected universe" theory in “Fun fact: the gun firing sounds blackarachnia makes in beast wars are the same sounds that the smg from half life makes, connected universe?”, and making meta references such as “fun fact: velociraptor was actually called Doki Doki Panic in japan”. Their tone is blunt, analytical, and often detachedly sardonic, pointing to Thinking over Feeling, as in their criticism of argument culture: “I dont understand why whenever people get in arguments on Twitter 9/10 times their retort thats supposed to make them look good is just saying 'I am a racist Pedophile'” and media takes like “james gunn fans acting like they and Snyder fans aren't two cheeks of the same butt”. They also show lots of improvisational, impulsive posting and little evidence of planning or structure, which fits Perceiving: from sudden hyperbolic outbursts like “Rage is consuming me” to whimsical design questions such as “How do I give a car former big boobs without having the front of the car be the entire chest?”. Taken together—introverted, niche‑obsessed, abstractly playful, analytical, and spontaneous—their online persona best matches INTP.

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Basel-based artist + mecha nerd. Frequently thinking about Acid Storm, Ultrakill, and coffee. Once woke up just to sketch G‑Man so I ‘wouldn’t get rusty.’– @i_flys

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This drink starts with absinthe as a nod to their intense, unfiltered energy and fixation on Acidstorm, like when they declare that “Acidstorm transformers is beautiful and i love them” “Acidstorm transformers is beautiful and i love them”. The electric green melon liqueur mirrors the neon seeker aesthetic and their plea for official Acidstorm art from multiple games “hey everyone i need your help please dm me any and all acidstorm images you have/ you can find anything as long as they are offical I would really appriciate if you can find me anything from:Transformers: Frontiers Transformers: Bumblebee Overdrive Transformers: Heavy Metal”. Cold brew coffee represents their recurring appreciation of a “Damn fine cup of coffee” “Damn fine cup of coffee” and late-night, slightly melancholic vibe in “'round midnight” from their bio. A dash of chili tincture reflects their chaotic horny shitposting, from “Transformers thunderblast is hot and makes me cum” “Transformers thunderblast is hot and makes me cum” to “The mindflyer from ultrakill is hot and it makes me cum #boner” “The mindflyer from ultrakill is hot and it makes me cum #boner”. Finally, topping it with tonic and lime keeps it sharp, weird, and a bit bitter, capturing their mix of sardonic takes like “FACT: comic book fans deserve less” “FACT: comic book fans deserve less” and joking apocalyptic energy in lines such as “They should make a phone that explodes and kills you if it runs out of battery” “They should make a phone that explodes and kills you if it runs out of battery”.

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Their tweets show sharp-edged humor, a willingness to go for the throat, and a strong sense of self that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They frequently use violent or extreme hyperbole in a way that signals comfort with aggression and power language, e.g. “Kill all avatar fans please God they all just Got to go (except karma)” and “We should kill all babies!”, which, while obviously joking, reflects a performatively ruthless persona. Sexual bravado and shock tactics like “Transformers thunderblast is hot and makes me cum” and “The mindflyer from ultrakill is hot and it makes me cum #boner” also underline a comfort with transgression and attention-grabbing intensity. They show possessive devotion and almost obsessive focus, especially toward Acidstorm, with posts like “Acidstorm transformers is beautiful and i love them” and the request for help gathering official art in “hey everyone i need your help please dm me any and all acidstorm images you have…”, hinting at ambition and fixation rather than casual fandom. Finally, their taste for dark, fatalistic jokes—such as “They should make a phone that explodes and kills you if it runs out of battery” and “I will find a way out.”—suggests a self-preservational, world-weary edge more in line with Slytherin cynicism than the idealism of Gryffindor or the earnestness of Hufflepuff.

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Their timeline blends irreverent humor, horny chaos, and sincere niche obsession in a very teenage, countercultural way, which fits the restless energy of Smells Like Teen Spirit. They’re intensely fixated on specific fandoms and designs, like Transformers and Acidstorm, openly gushing with posts such as “Acidstorm transformers is beautiful and i love them” and “Big fan of siege acidstorm, acidstorm means alot to me and it was really cathartic finally having a figure of them after being obsessed with them for the better part of a year”. At the same time, they lean hard into absurd, vulgar, and confrontational jokes, like “We should kill all babies!” and “My balls itch”, echoing the song’s anarchic, fed‑up vibe. Their mix of dark humor, online burnout (“I hope twitter becomes the next my space”) and emotional intensity (“There will be pain, and then there will be darkness.”) lines up with the song’s themes of disaffected youth and chaotic self-expression. Overall, their persona feels like the digital-age version of that messy, loud, and emotionally raw teen spirit the song captures.

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