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Bart Simpson is the classic mischievous, profanity‑spouting teen who thrives on chaotic memes and sports‑obsessed rants, just like @I_Had_3_Pugs. The user’s repeated 'hey @Minecraft what the fuck does this mean' and 'SHE HAS A KID?' tweets show a rebellious, attention‑seeking style similar to Bart’s 'I didn’t do it!' attitude. Their frequent profanity‑laden reactions to sports events – 'what a save holy shit' and 'how the fuck did the leafs not score' – echo Bart’s blunt, unfiltered commentary. The user also posts provocative, borderline offensive jokes such as 'evan bouchard is a mossad agent' and 'if any of the mentioned say owners tagged they support the NSDAP', which aligns with Bart’s tendency to push boundaries and provoke adults. Overall, the combination of teenage age, meme culture, sports fanaticism, and irreverent humor fits Bart Simpson best.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent tagging of other accounts and rapid, real‑time reactions (e.g., 'hey @Minecraft what the fuck does this mean …') show a strong preference for Extraversion. Their tweets focus on concrete details like scores and game moments ('saskatchewan 29 montreal 26 …') indicating Sensing. The commentary often takes a blunt, analytical tone ('evan bouchard is a mossad agent …', 'varsho when you ask him to do ANYTHING in a big spot …') which aligns with Thinking. Finally, the spontaneous, unplanned posting style—repeating memes, reacting to live events such as 'over a two year span ive had to see …'—reflects a Perceiving preference. Thus the profile matches ESTP.

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16‑yr sports analyst & stats nerd | JDM car fan | Proud pug dad – once tried trading a pug for a playoff ticket | From the middle of nowhere– @I_Had_3_Pugs

Your signature cocktail
The "Pug's Power Play" is a high‑octane mix that mirrors the user's love for fast JDM cars and intense sports moments. A splash of Canadian whisky and maple syrup pays homage to the flags in their bio – 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇩🇪 – and the #LetsGoOilers hype, just like they shout "mcdavid making skinner look like fresh meat 😭😭" in their tweets. The bright citrusy yuzu sake adds a turbocharged twist that reflects the JDM car enthusiast vibe, echoing the "hey @Minecraft what the fuck does this mean" meme‑filled moments they repeatedly post. A fizz of ginger beer gives the drink a punchy, chaotic energy, reminiscent of their "varsho when you ask him to do ANYTHING in a big spot" reaction and the constant stream of "😭😭" exclamations. Finally, a dash of black licorice liqueur hides a secret Mossad agent twist, nodding to the tweet "evan bouchard is a mossad agent".

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly shows ambition and a desire to control outcomes, for example saying "few things 1) this is gonna hurt me more than the oilers cup losses combined. 2) extend bichette now 3) execute daulton varsho". They also fantasize about high‑impact trades, as in "BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first round pick". Their strategic commentary, such as "hot take only put defensive specialists into the game in the 9th when you have the lead and not thr 7th", shows a cunning approach. This focus on personal influence, ambition, and resourceful planning aligns best with Slytherin. Additionally, the user's willingness to provoke and push controversial ideas, like "if any of the mentioned say owners tagged they support the NSDAP", reflects the Slytherin trait of bold, sometimes ruthless tactics.

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I_Had_3_Pugs’s timeline reads like a nonstop meme‑filled sports broadcast, with frantic posts such as 'hey @Minecraft what the fuck does this mean' and 'this game is in the 18th inning' showing a love for gaming and endless competition. The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth is a classic internet‑meme anthem that matches that chaotic, self‑aware vibe. Its line ‘Hey now, you’re an all‑star, get your game on’ mirrors the user’s constant shout‑outs to their favorite teams (‘how the fuck did the leafs not score’) and their frustration over sports outcomes (‘over a two year span ive had to see: the oilers get their ass kicked’). The upbeat, catchy chorus fits a 16‑year‑old who tags #LetsGoOilers, #ChiefsKingdom and a JDM car culture, all while dropping emojis and profanity. In short, the song’s playful yet defiant energy captures the user’s mix of hype, meme humor, and sports‑obsessed passion.

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