
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
They most closely match Lisa Simpson, who is smart, emotionally intense, and very online-core if she had Twitter. Like Lisa, they’re self-aware and a bit dramatic about social dynamics, saying things like “im probBly on thin ice for so many oomfs im gonna cry” and “im never talking to anyone AGAIN”, which mirrors Lisa’s frequent meltdowns over friends and fitting in. Their sensitivity and mental health references, such as “when i wanna kms so i just watch a silent voice” and “molly mcgee encouraged me to not kill myself”, echo Lisa’s tendency to feel things deeply and look for meaning/comfort in media. They’re also passionate and a little obsessive about their interests, like repeatedly reassuring themselves that “chuuya is safe”, which fits Lisa’s intense fandom-style devotion (e.g., to jazz, causes, or books). Finally, their mix of social anxiety, dark humor, and affection for their online circle—“i love my oomfs i love my oomfs…”—feels very Lisa: earnest, overthinking, but genuinely caring.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: there are lots of emotionally intense, inward-looking posts and mentions of wanting to withdraw, like “im never talking to anyone AGAIN” and “im never talking to anyone ever again”, plus anxiety about people finding their AO3, as in “oml im so cooked my friends gonna find my ao3 account 💔💔💔”. They read as intuitive (N) due to their focus on fandoms, symbolism, and dramatic exaggeration rather than practical details—e.g. the hyperfixation on fictional characters and arcs like “PLZ ASAGIRI CHUUYA IS SAFE RIGHT” and the playful, conceptual joke structure of “straight = BLOCKED ... Chuuya bsd = 𝒟ℳ 𝓂ℯ.. Monika ddlc = 𝒟ℳ 𝓂ℯ..”. Their decision-making is strongly feeling (F)-driven: they openly center emotions and relationships, for example “i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs...”, their reaction to media as a coping mechanism in “when i wanna kms so i just watch a silent voice”, and concern about content warnings in “DO PPL NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT CONTENT WARNINGS ON POST I DONY WANNA SEE UR FRESH SH GET OUT”. Finally, they look more perceiving (P) than judging: their timeline feels chaotic and spur-of-the-moment, from impulsive, half-coherent posts like “MY HUMB I ON HLP M PL IM KINPP THIS SIN HOP M” to scattered moods such as “sighs in sadness i guess” and “sometimes i do smth so weird that i gotta sit there for a sec and think ab what i js did” with little sign of structured planning. Taken together, an introspective, emotionally intense, fandom-and-possibility-focused, spontaneous style best fits INFP.

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Anime enjoyer, AO3 lurker, professional overthinker. Once said “bless you” to a stranger and got told to shut up—still recovering from that.– @i_likekitkats

Your signature cocktail
The Closeted Chaos Kat-tini starts with white rum spiked with chili-infused vodka to capture their mix of unhinged humor and sharp, sudden intensity, inspired by posts like “MY HUMB I ON HLP M PL IM KINPP THIS SIN HOP M” and “close those legs before i whip it out”. Blue curaçao gives it a loud, anime-core color for their BSD/Miku obsession, echoing “ITS CHUUYAS BDAY APWOWOOOOOOWJ AYYAUSH” and “ITS MIKU DAY SJDHWJVXJX”. A layer of cherry blossom syrup adds soft sweetness for the way they gush over oomfs and fictional comfort characters, like “i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs...” and “molly mcgee encouraged me to not kill myself”. It’s topped with sparkling yuzu soda for their jittery, meme-y energy and chaotic school life, nodding to “i hate school sm it makes me mad why is it wednesday and not fridau” and “guys i havent showered since last year😂😂😂 get it lol 😂 am i muted”. Finally, an activated charcoal sugar rim represents the darker, suicidal ideation that keeps bleeding into their timeline, like “i wanna end it” and coping posts like “when i wanna kms so i just watch a silent voice”, turning the darkness into something pretty and a little bit dramatic around the edges.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong attachment to their online friends and community, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. For example, they gush about their mutuals with almost comical intensity in “i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i love my oomfs i l”, showing deep loyalty and affection. Their playful, self-deprecating humor like “guys i havent showered since last year😂😂😂 get it lol 😂 am i muted” reflects a down-to-earth, non-grandiose personality rather than ambition or a desire to stand out. They care about others’ well-being and boundaries, as seen in “DO PPL NOT KNOW HOW TO PUT CONTENT WARNINGS ON POST I DONY WANNA SEE UR FRESH SH GET OUT”, which suggests a concern for safety and consideration in their space. Even when they joke about blocking or being mad at oomfs, like in “i get really mad when oomfs follow someone im about to block”, it comes from a protective, emotional loyalty rather than calculated aggression. Overall, the combination of strong friend-focus, concern for comfort and safety, and a generally earnest, emotional tone aligns most closely with Hufflepuff.

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A well-suited song for them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, because it captures that mix of dark humor, angst, and chaotic social energy they show online. They joke about mental health and suicidal thoughts in a way that’s raw but also self-aware, like when they say “when i wanna kms so i just watch a silent voice” and “molly mcgee encouraged me to not kill myself”. The song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed and alienated fits with posts such as “im never talking to anyone AGAIN” and “im probBly on thin ice for so many oomfs im gonna cry”. Their chaotic, slightly unhinged humor also mirrors the song’s rebellious edge, seen in “i kinda hate twitter”, and the over-the-top way they talk about blocking and fandom drama in “straight = BLOCKED ... Chuuya bsd = 𝒟ℳ 𝓂ℯ.. Monika ddlc = 𝒟ℳ 𝓂ℯ..”. Overall, Teenagers fits their blend of teen frustration, dark jokes, and loud, dramatic online persona.

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