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Your Simpsons character
This user matches Lisa Simpson most closely: thoughtful, creative, and a bit overworked but still hyper-passionate about their interests. Like Lisa with her sax and school projects, they pour a lot of energy into creative work and then get exhausted, saying things like “I'll have yall know I haven't written a singular word since I posted ch2, that's how much ch3 tired me out” and “I've be editing and tweaking sound quality and volume on different clips for so long that my laptop has started to quit on me”. They’re analytical and academically inclined, referencing cognitive psychology (“The more I'm in the workplace, the more I see Sparrow et al's Google Effect being proven”), which fits Lisa’s nerdy, research-oriented side. At the same time, they’re deeply emotional and principled about media and ethics, as shown by their reaction to an AI video of their mother: “I GENUINELY don't remember the last time I've been this upset”, echoing Lisa’s strong moral compass. Their intense fandom hyperfixations and eagerness to share them with loved ones—like hyping up Link Click to their wife and parents (“UUUUUU IM SO EXCITED I FINALLY GET TO YAP ABOUT LINK CLICK TO ONE OF MY IRLS”, “PARENTS WATCHED EP1 Summary: They both LOVE the artstyle”)—also mirror Lisa’s earnest, sometimes overenthusiastic attempts to get others into what she loves.

Your MBTI personality Type
They explicitly self‑identify as ISTP in their bio, which is a strong starting point, and their behavior matches it. On the I/E axis, they’re highly online and enthusiastic but not conventionally attention‑seeking; a lot of their joy is in solitary or small‑scale activities like writing and editing, and they talk about things like skiing solo and late‑night trash runs with headphones, which fits an inward‑focused but expressive Introvert. For S/N, they constantly ground their fandom talk in specific scenes and concrete reactions rather than abstract meta (e.g., detailed live‑blogging of their wife’s progress through Link Click and reacting to exact moments like Lu Guang jumping out a window), which leans toward Sensing despite the fandom hyperfixations. On T/F, even when they’re emotional, they frame things in a dry, cutting, or slightly detached way (e.g., calling characters stupid, saying they "need Vein to die," or analyzing workplace behavior with references like the Google Effect), which is consistent with a more impersonal, analytical Thinking style. For J/P, their timeline is full of last‑minute scrambles, procrastination, and flexible workflow—complaining about forgetting chapter summaries, tweaking edits until their laptop dies, and struggling with pacing because they want to just throw in “more plot,” all of which fits the spontaneous, adaptive Perceiving preference. Taken together with the explicit ISTP label in their profile, the best matching type is ISTP.

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18 | she/her | ENG/FR | writer with too many WIPs, Link Click brainrot, and a habit of freezing in doorways when the soundtrack hits at the wrong time.– @i_may_be_a_h0e

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The white rum with cold brew is for the late-night grind and sheer willpower it takes to finish projects and chapters, like when they said “MY ADDITIONAL PROJECT IS DONE WHICH MEANS I CAN WRITE AGAIN LETS GOOOO HEHEHEHEHE I CANT WAIT I MISSED IT YAYAYAYAYY” and when they fought through a 54-minute edit: “Please pray for my laptop and my sanity.”. Lychee liqueur adds a sweet-but-not-too-sweet note for the way they dote on their wife and oomfs, like “AAAAA? AAAAA?!?!?? WIFES COMING BACK IN A WEEK OMG I GET TO SEE HER AND HAVE ANOTHER IRL WRITING SESH WITH HER SOON AAAAAAAA” and their promise that “If I see my oomfs on the tl I WILL interact.”. The yuzu soda is fizzy, sharp energy, capturing the chaotic capslock hype in “WAIT STFU THE HSR SPECIAL PROGRAM WAS TODAY I THOUGHT IT WAS NEXT WEEK WAIT HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON” and the way hyperfixations come roaring back: “Okay so the Haikyuu hyperfixation is steadily coming back so Bokuaka as Shiguang AHAHAA”. A dash of rose syrup is for the genuine softness under the screaming, like keeping a tiny figure safe in their palms: “He's smaller than my palm. I've been cupping him in my hands for hours now.” and the joy of sharing beloved shows with parents: “PARENTS WATCHED EP1 Summary: They both LOVE the artstyle”. Finally, the crushed ice with edible glitter mirrors their sparkling, slightly unhinged fandom brain—equal parts Link Click angst and chaos, like when they declared “I NEED Lu Guang to get a gun in s3” and simultaneously admitted “Im one minor inconvenience away from losing my mind”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong analytical and intellectually curious streak that fits Ravenclaw best. They casually reference cognitive science (Sparrow et al.'s Google Effect) in a work context and observe it being proven in real life, showing interest in how people think: “The more I'm in the workplace, the more I see Sparrow et al's Google Effect being proven”. They also think critically about media structure and pacing in their own writing, worrying about balance between plot and filler: “idk pacingggg i wanna just add the plot and more plot and more plot BUT THATD BE TOO MUCH PLOT AND I NEED FILLER AND UGHHH BUT I DONT LIKE FILLERR”. Their enthusiasm for dissecting story arcs (Link Click, Bridon Arc) and rewatching to understand better further shows a reflective, analysis-oriented mind: “Yeah I definitely need to rewatch the Bridon Arc”. Finally, they exhibit creative drive and joy in producing and refining their own work—editing, rewriting summaries, and being excited to write again: “MY ADDITIONAL PROJECT IS DONE WHICH MEANS I CAN WRITE AGAIN LETS GOOOO… I CANT WAIT I MISSED IT” and “Okay so I'm rereading ch2 for formatting reasons and just making sure everything is comprehensible”. All of this together strongly aligns them with Ravenclaw’s creativity, love of learning, and analytical thinking more than the other houses.

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The best fitting song for them is “Overthink” by DVRST, because it literally soundtracks their life and their whole hyperfixation-brain energy. They describe a very cinematic moment where they go to take the trash out and “the instant I put my hand on the door handle Overthink started playing I kid you not I actually froze and hesitated”, which perfectly matches the anxious, looping mental vibe of the song. Their timeline is full of high-intensity emotional reactions to media and writing, like “MY ADDITIONAL PROJECT IS DONE WHICH MEANS I CAN WRITE AGAIN LETS GOOOO HEHEHEHEHE I CANT WAIT I MISSED IT YAYAYAYAYY” and “Im one minor inconvenience away from losing my mind”, reflecting the kind of emotional turbulence implied by the title Overthink. They also constantly juggle work, writing, and hyperfixations—“I wanna write so badddd🤧🤧 but nOo I have to work…”—which fits the feeling of being trapped in your own head. Overall, Overthink captures both their dramatic, story-driven way of experiencing life and the anxious, introspective undercurrent running through their tweets.

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