Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty observer: Turns everyday stuff into sharp jokes and images, like calling a sling “a rare aesthetic” and “a wounded pigeon” in “acho braço quebrado tão chique…”.
- Culturally literate: Shows range of references (Plato’s cave, Freud, generational discourse, rap/trap leaks, cloud rap, After Effects) in tweets like “a punheta tá pro sexo como as sombras projetadas na parede pra caverna de platão”.
- Self-aware thinker: Reflects on his own behavior and mental patterns, e.g. “hiperracionalização + abuso agressivo de substância + uso irrestrito de redes sociais > relacionamentos codependentes”.
- Community-oriented: Talks about energizing group chats, Discord, and friends, like “movimento o grupo do zap can't stop” and celebrating passing coffee to a coworker in “já fiz minha boa ação do milênio (passei um café pro cepuc)”.
- Creative enthusiast: Clearly passionate about creating and editing, calling himself “destined” to work keyframes in After Effects in “fui literalmente destinado a mexer em keyframe do afitere fects o dia todo” and saying few things give him as much excitement as editing in “poucas coisas me dão tanto tesão quanto mexer em duas três parada no after effects”.
Weaknesses:
- Substance overuse: Repeated focus on heavy weed and substances, like “hiperracionalização + abuso agressivo de substância + uso irrestrito de redes sociais” and jokes about smoking enhancing everything in “eu superestimo demais o 'pico criativo' que eu tenho quando chego em casa e fumo um”.
- Emotional volatility: Swings between excitement and despair, from all-caps sexual outbursts like “AAAAAAAAAAAAA MEU TICO TA DUROOOOOOOOOOO” to dark posts like “suicidio do nada acabou sendo uma opção muito apetitosa”.
- Self-deprecating isolation: Frames his existence as small and unnoticed, e.g. “eu existo pra no maximo 35 pessoas” and “deus sabe que eu seria muito poderoso se meus tweets tivessem mais alcance”.
- Harsh expression: Uses aggressive or explicit language even when making points, like “vai ter hobbies que não são glorificação do consumo sem sentido, se liga” and the extremely graphic sex advice rant in this tweet.
- Digital overreliance: Admits to spamming online activity and tying identity to social media, like “tomo 2/3 de um copinho de café envio 56 tweets em diferentes dms… can't stop” and “culpo o elon musk… por tirar a capacidade dos meus seguidores de ver o quanto eu carrego a fy deles com meus likes”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
They match Bart Simpson most closely: irreverent, hyper-online, and always half-joking, half-philosophical. Like Bart’s chaotic but oddly insightful energy, this user jumps from horny shitpost to pseudo-philosophy, e.g. comparing masturbation to Plato’s cave in “a punheta tá pro sexo como as sombras projetadas na parede pra caverna de platão”. Their timeline is full of juvenile-but-clever humor and trolling takes, like “po, mas colecionar funko tbm é sacanagemkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk vai ter hobbies que não são glorificação do consumo sem sentido, se liga”, which fits Bart’s instinct to mock mainstream tastes. There’s also a self-aware, performative edge—tweeting “deus sabe que eu seria muito poderoso se meus tweets tivessem mais alcance”—that feels like Bart knowing he’s the main character of his own cartoon. Finally, beneath the jokes there’s real angst and darkness, like in “suicidio do nada acabou sendo uma opção muito apetitosa”, echoing Bart’s occasional episodes where his clowning masks genuine emotional struggle.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
Introversion vs. Extroversion: They actively curate online discourse with social energy, e.g., “lavem os olhos e ouvidos (e dedos?) com jogos de verdade” and “fumo 1 basiado e me certifico de não deixar NENHUM story não curtido”, reflecting outward-facing engagement → E. Sensing vs. Intuition: Consistent abstraction, satire, and meta-commentary—see “irony poisoning foi tão longe que legitimamente meu melhor elogio... é 'um lacre'” and “e se um pensador... tipo o freud, fosse na verdade um falso cientista...”—point to pattern-seeking N. Thinking vs. Feeling: Evaluations lean analytical/snarky rather than empathetic, e.g., “a punheta tá pro sexo como as sombras... da caverna de platão” and “po, mas colecionar funko tbm é sacanagem... vai ter hobbies...”, signaling T. Judging vs. Perceiving: Their spontaneity (“envio 56 tweets... can't stop” link) and improvisational tone (e.g., “tomo 2/3 de um copinho de café... can't stop”) show flexible, reactive P. Taken together, the pattern of high-octane social riffing, conceptual play, logic-first critiques, and impulsive flow fits ENTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If a broken arm is peak fashion, let me be your sling so we can turn Alvorada’s ER into the Vogue runway you tweeted about.
- You said megabonk vanished from the quebrada—how about we revive it with a co-op run and I promise not to leave the tipóia scoreboard looking empty?
- Since two-thirds of a coffee sends you into DM overdrive, imagine what a full cup and a stroll through Montserrat’s ‘casa do design’ could do for us.
- Your After Effects grind clearly forged character on those 4-hour bus rides; let me be the plug-in that makes the keyframes of your day render a little smoother.
- If playing real games cleanses the senses, I’ll bring the Steam library and you bring the playlist you swear isn’t trash—deal?
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Your new Twitter bio
22 • Alvorada. Motion & sound nerd who once broke a bong before a rank game and turned it into a video edit. Rap, games, research, repeat.– @i_sell_potatoes
Your signature cocktail
Menace Mode Neblina Highball
This cocktail runs on hyperactive DMs and caffeine, just like when they said they drink a bit of coffee and suddenly “envio 56 tweets em diferentes dms” “tomo 2/3 de um copinho de café envio 56 tweets em diferentes dms respondo alguns random movimento o grupo do zap can't stop 🔥🔥🔥”, so the base is cachaça infused with toasted coffee beans for that wired, chaotic energy. The cloudy apple juice mirrors the vibe of “de manhã neblina, de noite o lixo queimado” “de manhã neblina, de noite o lixo queimado”, giving the drink a hazy, periferia-weather look. A splash of purple grape soda nods to their love for weird, internety aesthetics and purple-coded substances “purple stuff uh” and their cloud-rap/megafunk tastes “me ve 25kg de cloud rap, 12,5kg de megafunk SC e 50kg de ice”. The dash of smoked salt brings in that slightly bitter, burnt-edge humor of someone que “exist[o] pra no maximo 35 pessoas” “eu existo pra no maximo 35 pessoas”, living on a bus route and a timeline full of irony poisoning “irony poisoning foi tão longe que legitimamente meu melhor elogio para a contribuição das pesquisas dos colegas é 'um lacre'”. Finally, the lime peel garnish adds a sharp, playful twist, the same way they treat After Effects and memes as high art “poucas coisas me dão tanto tesão quanto mexer em duas três parada no after effects pqp 🔥💦🤪” and declare themselves a lovable menace in the bio.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a very strong mix of curiosity, irony-soaked intellect, and creative analysis that leans heavily Ravenclaw. They constantly turn daily life into mini-thought experiments or philosophical bits, like comparing masturbation to Plato’s cave in “a punheta tá pro sexo como as sombras projetadas na parede pra caverna de platão” and joking about inventing the lore around Freud in “e se um pensador super conhecido, tipo sla, o freud...”. There’s also meta-awareness of media and technical craft, such as critiquing mixing in “percebe que o áudio da obra que gosta desde a infância não é mixado de maneira coesa e consistente” and nerding out over After Effects keyframes in “fui literalmente destinado a mexer em keyframe do afitere fects o dia todo”. They frame themselves as someone who loves ideas and roles more than concrete outcomes, e.g. “meu legado para o mundo vai ser um apanhado de comentários engraçadinhos em alguns posts” and feeling pulled in many intellectually coded directions in “algoritmo do twitter não consegue decidir se eu quero transicionar, programar um jogo, jogar pokemon competitivamente, abrir um negócio, debater, criar arte, ser hater, amar as coisas, fazer acadêmia ou música...”. Even their shitposts tend to be clever, layered comments on culture, like using ‘irony poisoning’ and academic jargon in “irony poisoning foi tão longe que legitimamente meu melhor elogio para a contribuição das pesquisas dos colegas é 'um lacre'”. This constant reflective, analytical, and creative engagement with everything around them fits Ravenclaw far better than the more straightforward ambition of Slytherin or the earnestness of Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
All Girls Are the Same - Juice WRLD
A Juice WRLD track fits them perfectly, and All Girls Are the Same captures their mix of irony-poisoned humor, overthinking, and emotional chaos. They literally say they want to dedicate academic work to Juice WRLD’s underground scene: “se parece que ninguém tem minhas costas, eu sei que a cena de leaks e unreleased do juice wrld têm, vou escrever minha tese de tcc pra esses caras 🙏9️⃣9️⃣9️⃣”, which shows how deeply they identify with his universe. Their timeline is full of self-aware burnout and substance use jokes, like “hiperracionalização + abuso agressivo de substância + uso irrestrito de redes sociais > relacionamentos codependentes”, mirroring Juice’s themes of numbing pain and messy relationships. The dark humor and suicidal ideation in tweets such as “suicidio do nada acabou sendo uma opção muito apetitosa” align with the song’s depressive, fatalistic tone. At the same time, their chaotic, hyperactive posting energy — “tomo 2/3 de um copinho de café envio 56 tweets em diferentes dms… can't stop 🔥🔥🔥” — matches Juice WRLD’s stream-of-consciousness style and emotional oversharing.
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