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The user’s chronic feelings of loneliness, low self‑esteem and constant need for validation mirror Milhouse’s insecure, "lovable loser" persona. Tweets like "I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything." and "Two things that happened today: my pelvis fucking hurts… End my life." show the same desperate yearning for acceptance and suicidal thoughts Milhouse often displays. The user’s self‑deprecating humor and anxiety about being judged, e.g., "I want comfier clothes, but the downside is that i’m gonna be called gay" and "I’m not even a hookup, stop trying to make me sound like i’m worth a damn", echo Milhouse’s frequent worries about being rejected. Their desire to "rebrand to seem more normal" ("Is it bad that i wanna rebrand to seem more normal?…") reflects Milhouse’s perpetual attempts to fit in at school. Overall, the combination of vulnerability, awkward social attempts, and a yearning for belonging aligns best with Milhouse Van Houten.

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The user’s frequent self‑focused, reflective statements such as 'I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything.' and 'Bro i can’t even join in conversations or add a small little thing to it.' show a strong introverted orientation. Most of the content describes concrete, sensory details of daily life—e.g., 'My dad pours water on my face to get me up to do shit…' and 'I have the first version of my fourth song done.'—indicating a preference for Sensing over Intuition. The emotional tone dominates the feed, with posts like 'Two things that happened today… End my life.' and 'I’m depressed.' revealing decisions driven by personal values and feelings, a hallmark of the Feeling function. The account displays a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle, mentioning a lack of routine ('It’s 2:30pm. I got up an hour ago after falling asleep twice… My sleep schedule just doesn’t exist') and impulsive doom‑scrolling ('I’m back to doomscrolling again. What the fuck is wrong with me?'), which aligns with Perceiving.

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Music maker, Oxford student, and self‑titled 'Kirb' who once cracked his shoulder blades trying a new stretch. 🎧📚– @Iamstupidous

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This cocktail mirrors Kirb's chaotic mix of gloom and fleeting bright moments. The dark rum stands for the heavy, depressive tones in tweets like “I’m actually lonely” and “I outght to just kill myself.” Coffee liqueur captures the late‑night doomscrolling and “I’m not even a hookup, stop trying to make me sound like i’m worth a damn” vibe, while the sharp lemon juice reflects the sour bursts of “Messy asf hair again” and “I think i’m sick.” A splash of simple syrup offers the rare sweet glimpses of self‑care and the blue curaçao nods to the occasional rainbow posts, echoing “Me and a rainbow.”

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The user repeatedly shows loyalty to friends, as in the tweet 'my bro’s been with me since my 2017, 2018, 2019, and the rest of my phases.' They also express a strong desire to care for others, writing 'I’ll ask everyone how their day went from now on. I don’t need replies, i want you to know that i give a shit about you.' Their encouragement of self‑care for the community appears in 'Take care of yourselves lads. I won’t, but you better or else i’m taking you out for a homie coffee or boba date.' They admit feeling lonely and craving connection: 'I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything.' These patterns of loyalty, kindness, and dedication align closely with Hufflepuff values.

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The user repeatedly expresses feeling like an outcast ('Damn, i am depressed.', 'I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything.', 'I want comfier clothes, but the downside is that i’m gonna be called gay irl and on here, AND i’m not even gonna look good in them.', 'I think i’m sick.'), a low sense of self‑worth ('I’m not even a hookup, stop trying to make me sound like i’m worth a damn') and even suicidal thoughts ('Who’s up wondering the easiest way they can kill themselves? Just me? My bad.'). These sentiments match the central theme of Radiohead’s “Creep,” which declares 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… I don’t belong.' The lyrics about being a misfit and yearning to be noticed echo the user’s tweets about feeling ignored, isolated, and misunderstood, while the song’s melancholy tone mirrors the frequent references to mental‑health struggles.

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