Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Posts original music, e.g., "first version of my fourth song" and piano videos.
- Expressive: Regularly shares personal feelings and daily updates with photos.
- Empathetic: Encourages others: "Ask everyone how their day went" and "Take care of yourselves lads."
- Resilient: Keeps creating music and studying despite illness and family stress.
- Self-aware: Acknowledges mental‑health struggles, e.g., "I’m depressed" and "I’m actually lonely."
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Tweets like "I outght to just kill myself" and "I want to kill myself".
- Low self-esteem: Comments about being "unattractive," "stupid," and having a "shitty" body.
- Impulsive posting: Emotional outbursts such as threatening to "throw you into a shredder."
- Poor self-care: Mentions chaotic sleep schedule and dad controlling hygiene.
- Social anxiety: Feels ignored and struggles to join conversations, e.g., "Bro i can’t even join in conversations."
Your Simpsons character
Milhouse Van Houten
The user’s chronic feelings of loneliness, low self‑esteem and constant need for validation mirror Milhouse’s insecure, "lovable loser" persona. Tweets like "I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything." and "Two things that happened today: my pelvis fucking hurts… End my life." show the same desperate yearning for acceptance and suicidal thoughts Milhouse often displays. The user’s self‑deprecating humor and anxiety about being judged, e.g., "I want comfier clothes, but the downside is that i’m gonna be called gay" and "I’m not even a hookup, stop trying to make me sound like i’m worth a damn", echo Milhouse’s frequent worries about being rejected. Their desire to "rebrand to seem more normal" ("Is it bad that i wanna rebrand to seem more normal?…") reflects Milhouse’s perpetual attempts to fit in at school. Overall, the combination of vulnerability, awkward social attempts, and a yearning for belonging aligns best with Milhouse Van Houten.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
The user’s frequent self‑focused, reflective statements such as 'I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything.' and 'Bro i can’t even join in conversations or add a small little thing to it.' show a strong introverted orientation. Most of the content describes concrete, sensory details of daily life—e.g., 'My dad pours water on my face to get me up to do shit…' and 'I have the first version of my fourth song done.'—indicating a preference for Sensing over Intuition. The emotional tone dominates the feed, with posts like 'Two things that happened today… End my life.' and 'I’m depressed.' revealing decisions driven by personal values and feelings, a hallmark of the Feeling function. The account displays a spontaneous, unstructured lifestyle, mentioning a lack of routine ('It’s 2:30pm. I got up an hour ago after falling asleep twice… My sleep schedule just doesn’t exist') and impulsive doom‑scrolling ('I’m back to doomscrolling again. What the fuck is wrong with me?'), which aligns with Perceiving.
Some pickup lines for you
- I heard you just laid down a fresh bass in the studio - mind if I be the catchy hook that gets stuck in your head, just like you're stuck in mine?
- Your new fringe looks like it could start a trend; if I'm the lucky one to see it up close, maybe I can be the reason you finally smile for a selfie.
- Oxford may have given you a nine-hour adventure, but I'd love to take a short trip to your world and discuss why Stranger Things season 5 is the perfect excuse for a cozy binge-watch date.
- You mentioned wanting comfier clothes without the gay label - how about we swap outfits for a day and I'll call you my stylish Kirb while we walk in the rain and chase a rainbow together?
- Your Tellonym asks if anyone wants to date you - let's skip the Q&A and grab a protein bar on the bus, then I'll help you finish that fourth song while we talk about everything you're passionate about.
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Music maker, Oxford student, and self‑titled 'Kirb' who once cracked his shoulder blades trying a new stretch. 🎧📚– @Iamstupidous
Your signature cocktail
Kirb's Cracked Mirror
This cocktail mirrors Kirb's chaotic mix of gloom and fleeting bright moments. The dark rum stands for the heavy, depressive tones in tweets like “I’m actually lonely” and “I outght to just kill myself.” Coffee liqueur captures the late‑night doomscrolling and “I’m not even a hookup, stop trying to make me sound like i’m worth a damn” vibe, while the sharp lemon juice reflects the sour bursts of “Messy asf hair again” and “I think i’m sick.” A splash of simple syrup offers the rare sweet glimpses of self‑care and the blue curaçao nods to the occasional rainbow posts, echoing “Me and a rainbow.”
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The user repeatedly shows loyalty to friends, as in the tweet 'my bro’s been with me since my 2017, 2018, 2019, and the rest of my phases.' They also express a strong desire to care for others, writing 'I’ll ask everyone how their day went from now on. I don’t need replies, i want you to know that i give a shit about you.' Their encouragement of self‑care for the community appears in 'Take care of yourselves lads. I won’t, but you better or else i’m taking you out for a homie coffee or boba date.' They admit feeling lonely and craving connection: 'I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything.' These patterns of loyalty, kindness, and dedication align closely with Hufflepuff values.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The user repeatedly expresses feeling like an outcast ('Damn, i am depressed.', 'I’m actually lonely. Not even relationship wise, I have nobody I can consistently talk to or anything.', 'I want comfier clothes, but the downside is that i’m gonna be called gay irl and on here, AND i’m not even gonna look good in them.', 'I think i’m sick.'), a low sense of self‑worth ('I’m not even a hookup, stop trying to make me sound like i’m worth a damn') and even suicidal thoughts ('Who’s up wondering the easiest way they can kill themselves? Just me? My bad.'). These sentiments match the central theme of Radiohead’s “Creep,” which declares 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo… I don’t belong.' The lyrics about being a misfit and yearning to be noticed echo the user’s tweets about feeling ignored, isolated, and misunderstood, while the song’s melancholy tone mirrors the frequent references to mental‑health struggles.
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