Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for games, music, and sports, e.g. “Shinobi eh um JOGASSO”, “EU TE AMO CRUZEIRO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”, and praise for bands and players.
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses irony and exaggeration for comedic effect, like “Meu professor tacou um podcast feito por IA pra dar aula no lugar dele” and “o GSW é o time do sexo”.
- Cultural engagement: Engages with films, books, and exhibitions, e.g. buying a book on Amazon “pra comprar um livro q eu queria a mt tempo” and wanting to see the Yoshitaka Amano exhibition “queria ir na exposição do Yoshitaka Amano”.
- Loyal supporter: Shows loyalty to teams and orgs like Cruzeiro, Vivo Keyd, LOUD, and FlyQuest, e.g. “EU TE AMO CRUZEIRO”, “eu sou Flyquest meu pai amado.”, and frequent CBLOL commentary.
- Expressive enthusiasm: Openly expresses strong feelings—love, hype, joy—such as repeated “EU TE AMO”, being “hypado” for a Terno Rei show “Show do terno rei sexta feira estou hypado”, and excitement about events like FLL “é sempre muito foda participar”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses aggressive phrasing like “vou me matar”, “tem que render e matar esse juiz mlk”, and “O PALMEIRAS EH UMA MERDA”, which can come off as overly hostile.
- Emotional volatility: Swings quickly between love and frustration, e.g. intense joy with “EU TE AMO CRUZEIRO” and despair in “Vontadinha de morrer da braba”.
- Negativity bias: Often focuses on what’s bad or disappointing: “comecei o ano... vendo um dos piores filmes da minha vida”, “o cover de given up ... é uma das piores coisas q eu ja ouvi”, and repeated rage at players and teams.
- Impulsive reactions: Posts immediate strong takes during games, like blaming Route or Shini—“Cara o Route perdeu o jogo SOZINHO”, “Mlk o Shini é MUITO ruim”—which can seem unfair or heated.
- Self-deprecating tone: Uses extreme self-directed negativity, e.g. “vou me matar” and “Vontadinha de morrer da braba”, which can concern others and normalize harmful phrasing.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and constantly reacting loudly to whatever he loves or hates. Like Bart yelling at the TV, he rants about games and sports with a mix of humor and rage, e.g. “O PALMEIRAS EH UMA MERDA” and “tem que render e matar esse juiz mlk”. His gaming and esports obsession, seen in posts like “é o league” and “a furia vai PIPOCAR pra pain cara”, mirrors Bart’s hyperactive, competitive side. The edgy, dark-humor persona from his bio “Menestrel das trevas e professor da Universidade Episcopal de Satanás” and tweets like “vou me matar” fit Bart’s rebellious, provocative attitude. At the same time, his bursts of affection, such as “EU TE AMO CRUZEIRO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and repeated “EU TE AMO”, show an emotional, loyal core hiding under all the chaos, just like Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: most tweets are about solo media consumption (games, music, films) and internal reactions rather than socializing, like the personal, almost diary-style lament “comecei o ano de 2026 vendo um dos piores filmes da minha vida Matthew Vaughn eu te odeio profundamente” and the self-deprecating mood in “Vontadinha de morrer da braba”. Their bio and many posts show a preference for imagery, aesthetics, and emotional vibe over concrete detail, pointing to Intuition: the dramatic persona in “Menestrel das trevas”, poetic lines like “Feito rosa de sal topázio, és minha flecha de cravo”, and lyrical references such as “O brilho cego de paixão e fé, faca amolada” all suggest an abstract, symbolic focus. They fit Feeling more than Thinking despite heavy sarcasm and swearing; their reactions center on passion, loyalty, and emotional highs/lows in music, films, and teams, as in “Essa banda eh muito foda vai tomar no cu”, “Nomadland é um dos melhores filmes da história”, and repeated, emphatic affection like “EU TE AMO CRUZEIRO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their timeline is full of in-the-moment emotional reactions to games and events (“Mlk o Shini é MUITO ruim KKKKKKKKK”, “a furia vai PIPOCAR pra pain cara”), occasional chaos and frustration with life or systems (“Sigaa poderia nao cair de MEIA EM MEIA HORA nessa porra ne”), and very little evidence of structured planning or a need for control. Taken together—introspective media nerd, poetic/lyrical language, intense emotional attachment to art and teams, and a spontaneous, reactive lifestyle—the overall profile aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- Menestrel das trevas da Universidade Episcopal de Satanás, if you can teach darkness, you can probably teach me how you did 22k gold in Baldur’s Gate 3 AND still stole my heart in one turn.
- You started 2026 watching one of the worst Matthew Vaughn movies of your life… let me take you to Nomadland and a Terno Rei show so your year finally has the cinema and soundtrack it deserves.
- You yelling ‘EU TE AMO CRUZEIRO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAA’ and ‘a Rayssa Leal é muito foda’ convinced me you love clutch plays — so what do I have to do to be your 126‑damage‑in‑one‑turn moment?
- You drag Route, Shini, LOUD, FURIA, judge, Palmeiras, até a linha 7900… but still stop everything to praise Mike Shinoda, Terno Rei and shoegaze bangers. I don’t want to be perfect, I just want to be on your ‘ele é muito foda’ tier list.
- Every time you tweet ‘vou me matar’ or ‘vontadinha de morrer da braba’, I remember you also say ‘EU TE AMO’ to bands, games and your team — let me be the reason your end‑of‑day plot twist is ‘vou viver mais um pouco pra ver essa pessoa de novo’.
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Teacher by day, screaming at Cruzeiro, CBLOL drafts & bad movie trailers by night. Once started a year with a film so bad I learned what true hatred is.– @iangabrld
Your signature cocktail
Menestrel da Trevas High Roll
This drink starts with bold cachaça and coffee, a nod to their late‑night gamer energy and metal/shoegaze vibe, screaming through posts like “Shinobi eh um JOGASSO” and “morte ao baldurs gate 3”. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark sweetness for the dramatic romantic streak in lines like “Feito rosa de sal topázio, és minha flecha de cravo” and repeated declarations of “EU TE AMO”. The IPA reduction adds a bitter, hoppy punch for rage‑tweets at football and esports, such as “O PALMEIRAS EH UMA MERDA” and “Cara o Route perdeu o jogo SOZINHO KKKKKKKKKKKKK”. Lime juice cuts through with sharp acidity, reflecting their quick humor and self‑deprecation in posts like “Meu professor tacou um podcast feito por IA pra dar aula no lugar dele”. The activated charcoal salt rim is pure Universidade Episcopal de Satanás aesthetic, matching the bio and the occult vibes of lines like “O verme passeia na lua cheia”. Strong, slightly bitter, unexpectedly sweet, and visually dark: it’s the perfect tribute to a loud, cursed‑timeline football enjoyer, metalhead, and gaming addict.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Ian’s timeline is full of high-emotion, impulsive, and confrontational reactions, which are very characteristic of Gryffindor. He frequently expresses intense, almost theatrical passion about football and esports, for example raging at a missed goal with “Como que toma esse gol mlk COMO QUE TOMA ESSE GOL” and declaring “O PALMEIRAS EH UMA MERDA”, showing a bold, unfiltered temperament. His love for his teams and idols comes out in explosive declarations like “EU TE AMO CRUZEIRO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and multiple emphatic “EU TE AMO” posts, reflecting fierce loyalty expressed in a dramatic way. Even in everyday life he frames annoyance in extreme, almost heroic terms, such as “Mlk q chuva desgraçada vo puxar a falta tatica hoje” and “Eu desejo a ruina da linha 7900”, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency toward big, emotional gestures rather than quiet pragmatism. While there’s some dark humor and self-deprecation like “vou me matar”, it comes off more as melodramatic flair than cold Slytherin calculation or studious Ravenclaw introspection, reinforcing Gryffindor as the best fit.
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Given Up - Linkin Park
The best fit is “Given Up” by Linkin Park, mixing aggression, exhaustion, and dark humor much like Ian’s timeline. They constantly bounce between intense passion and frustration, from football rants like “tem que render e matar esse juiz mlk” and “O PALMEIRAS EH UMA MERDA” to esports meltdowns such as “Cara o Route perdeu o jogo SOZINHO KKKKKKKKKKKKK”. The song’s theme of feeling overwhelmed matches posts like “Vontadinha de morrer da braba” and “vou me matar”, which are delivered in the same exaggerated, half-ironic tone. At the same time, their love for heavy music and metalcore vibes shows in tweets like “Paleface Swiss The Gallow” and “Essa banda eh muito foda vai tomar no cu”. Even their jab that “o cover de given up do Alex Terrible é uma das piores coisas q eu ja ouvi na vida” reinforces how central the original song is in their musical universe. Combined with the dramatic bio “Menestrel das trevas”, Given Up’s raw, desperate energy perfectly mirrors their dark, loud, and hyperbolic online persona.
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