Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-aware: Openly reflects on mental health and feedback from friends, e.g. discussing feeling like they should be in a mental hospital and not being able to tell their parents in “Sometimes I feel like I should be in a mental hospital…”.
- Loyal-friend: Expresses affection and concern for friends and online circles, e.g. loving their oomfs in their bio and celebrating a friend returning after years in “MY FRIEND WHO'S BEEN OFFLINE FOR 2 YEARS JUST CAME BACK ONLINE”.
- Observant-critic: Picks up small details and critiques media/tech thoughtfully, like recognizing Windows 7 from a corner of an image in “The fact that I can just tell from the corner on the first one that it's from Windows 7” and criticizing corporate media changes in “Companies and corporations got so high off of their marketing…”.
- Nostalgic-enthusiast: Shows deep, detailed memories about older shows, movies, and tech, like recalling specific Mickey Christmas specials in “I remember watching the one where they got snowed in on Netflix/YouTube RELIGIOUSLY…” and feeling strongly about the death of Flash in “Literally NOBODY was celebrating the death of Flash”.
- Protective-minded: Calls out cruelty or predatory behavior, e.g. condemning a predator in “I mean he lwk deserves it for being a predator” and criticizing putting a cat in a bag as “weird, unnecessary, and cruel” in “Why are we bagging the cat????”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses insults and slurs like “retards” in “What retards” and “you hoes” in “You hoes look like little girls”, which can alienate others.
- Sexual-boundaries: Engages with explicit and niche sexual content despite being 14, e.g. discussing a Mark x reader “fluffy lemon fic” and ageplay in “I highkey should've just screenshotted my OTHER favorite ao3 Mark x reader fluffy lemon fic…” and asking for more porn of a character in “Aaron Winkleman needs more porn…”.
- Self-destructive-talk: Uses extreme phrasing about themselves, like “I'm gonna eradicate myself” while crying over looking for themselves in “I'm gonna eradicate myself WHY am I crying over trying to look for me dawg”, which suggests harmful self-talk when distressed.
- Conflict-prone: Leans into aggressive online drama, e.g. calling someone a “lolibro grifter” in “Rev you're a lolibro grifter you can't be talking abt 'larp' shit” and saying they’re a “plague” on a fandom in “I am a genuine plague on the The Eltingville Club fandom and I don't plan to stop”.
- Risky-privacy: Shares sensitive inner conflicts about being a “secret proshipper” and fears of friends finding the account in “The worst thing abt being a secret proshipper…”, which could expose them to targeted harassment given their age and topics they engage with.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user matches Bart Simpson most closely: loud, irreverent, and constantly dunking on everything around them with a mix of crudeness and creativity. Their chaotic sense of humor and willingness to insult or mock others, like calling people out with lines such as “You hoes look like little girls” and “What retards”, echoes Bart’s rebellious, boundary-pushing attitude. They also show a hyper-online, fandom-obsessed side, obsessing over obscure media and pornified characters like “Aaron Winkleman needs more porn than a singular image like SERIOUSLY MAN?????? ONLY ONE IMAGE???????”, which fits Bart’s fixation on pop culture, pranks, and taboo topics. At the same time, they occasionally drop unexpectedly vulnerable or intense emotional posts, such as “Sometimes I feel like I should be in a mental hospital…”, mirroring the moments where Bart’s bravado cracks and you see a kid underneath all the attitude. The mix of edgy jokes, transgressive interests, and flashes of insecurity line up far more with Bart than with more earnest or rule-following characters like Lisa or Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they talk more about online fandoms, AO3 fics, and their own inner experiences than about IRL social events, and even describe being a “secret proshipper” and fearing discovery by friends, e.g. “The worst thing abt being a secret proshipper is that one of my anti friends are on here and they could find my account and tell my anti friends…”. Their style points to Intuition (N): they latch onto niche references and patterns, like “How fast I caught this pattern” and spin thoughts from media, fandom discourse, and symbolism rather than focusing mainly on real‑world practicalities. They come across as strongly Feeling (F): they react emotionally and value‑driven, defending others and expressing moral stances, e.g. “Trans women are women who are you to judge…” and “She doesn't even have a muffin top, the fuck you mean fat?”, and they’re open about mental health struggles like “Sometimes I feel like I should be in a mental hospital…”. Their tone is blunt and profane, but the content is largely about feelings, fairness, and comfort. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P): they frequently mention procrastination or lack of structure, like “One day I will not be lazy enough to deck the fuck out of my phone and will make it look cool” and “I still need to fix together my unfinished server ngl”, and they follow impulses in fandom and creation: “I'm gonna start creating random ocs for people to bid robux on bc I'm tired of not doing it”. Taken together—intense internal emotional life, value‑heavy rants, abstract/fandom‑centric focus, and a spontaneous, somewhat chaotic lifestyle—INFP is the closest match.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said Osugaki is peak, but if we queued up all your comfort shows, cursed commercials, and that Mickey snowed‑in special, I’d still pick ‘watching them with you’ as the true peak content.
- If Jerry Stokes really has an Animal Crossing fantasy island, I hope he’s got room for one more villager—because I’m ready to move in with my 404 f/os and let you rant about The Eltingville Club while we fish.
- You’re out here clocking Windows 7 corners from a single screenshot and remembering Leapster ads and Chipmunks intros—can I be the new cozy memory you replay when you’re sitting in front of the heater?
- You complain about your gimmicks being dead, but you literally caught a pattern in TAWOG confessions, threatened Bill Dickey world domination twice, and still had time to drag that Donald Trump Cricket Green—my gimmick is simple: liking you is canon, no matter what the fandom says.
- You said being awake while sick makes you feel like AM, and sometimes you feel like you belong in a mental hospital; I can’t fix everything, but I can absolutely be the friend who brings pizza rolls, cats that settle on your hair, and zero judgment when you vent for a whole 1/?
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Cartoons, cursed media deep dives & unsolicited nostalgia. Once recognized a Windows 7 corner from a single pixel. 14 | Art, fandoms, random brain static.– @iateyourlegos
Your signature cocktail
Yellow Liquid Mental Hospital Fizz
This chaotic fizz starts with bright lemon for the ever-present joke of "Evey's still drinking the yellow liquid" and their username’s unhinged energy, tying into the surreal bio and location. A hit of spiced rum (or spiced tea) brings the sharp bite of their callouts and fandom drama, like calling someone a "lolibro grifter" in “Rev you're a lolibro grifter you can't be talking abt 'larp' shit” and dragging predators in “I mean he lwk deserves it for being a predator”. Cherry syrup adds sweetness for how much they still love their oomfs and gush about comfort media in “My mom will occasionally put this on for my little brother, very calming indeed” and nostalgic cartoons in “There is a certain warmth my body produced when watching this show.....prolly bc I used to watch it a lot while in front of a heater”. The splash of milk over cracked ice nods directly to their oddly cozy take in “Milk with those little sheets of ice that form in the jug >>>>>>>”, turning something mundane into a hyper-specific comfort. Finally, the fizzy pop-rocks rim captures their explosive, over-the-top online presence, from screaming about fanfiction in “I highkey should've just screenshotted my OTHER favorite ao3 Mark x reader fluffy lemon fic...” to proudly being “a genuine plague on the The Eltingville Club fandom” in “I am a genuine plague on the The Eltingville Club fandom and I don't plan to stop”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user shows a lot of boldness and willingness to say exactly what they think, even when it’s confrontational or unpopular, which aligns strongly with Gryffindor’s blunt courage and impulsiveness. They repeatedly call out people they see as harmful or creepy, like in “I mean he lwk deserves it for being a predator” and “Rev you're a lolibro grifter you can't be talking abt 'larp' shit”, showing a readiness to publicly stand against behavior they find wrong. Their timeline is full of unfiltered, emotionally charged reactions such as “MY GIMMICKS ARE STILL DEAD HOW THE FUCK DO I GET FAMOUS ENOUGH TO WARRANT CONSTANT GIMMICKS” and “I'm gonna eradicate myself WHY am I crying over trying to look for me dawg 🥀🥀🥀”, which reflects classic Gryffindor impulse and intensity more than calculated Slytherin strategy or Ravenclaw detachment. They also show a protective streak toward marginalized groups, like in “Trans women are women who are you to judge...”, and irritation at cruelty such as “Why are we bagging the cat???? It's weird, unnecessary, and cruel”, which reads as moral outrage rather than calm analysis. While they have niche fandom interests and some introspection, their defining traits are fiery, reactive, and values-driven, which best fits Gryffindor over the other houses.
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Your song
Teenagers - My Chemical Romance
The chaotic, sharp-edged teen energy of Teenagers fits them almost perfectly. Their bio openly says they’re 14, and they constantly swing between dark humor and vulnerability, like when they admit “Sometimes I feel like I should be in a mental hospital…”. The song’s theme of pushing back against judgment and moral policing mirrors their stance in tweets like “Trans women are women who are you to judge…” and their frustration over fandom drama and proship/anti tensions in “The worst thing abt being a secret proshipper…”. Their irreverent, combative tone in posts such as “What retards” and “Rev you're a lolibro grifter you can't be talking abt 'larp' shit” echoes the song’s sneering, confrontational attitude toward hypocritical adults and social expectations. Overall, Teenagers captures their mix of angst, gallows humor, and defiant self-awareness.
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