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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, hyper-verbal, a little dramatic, and deeply obsessed with her favorite media and causes. They constantly champion artists they love in a very earnest, almost studious way, like hyping Maisie Peters with “.@maisiehpeters song of the year and the year just started ugh” and gushing over Wicked with “10/10 movie🩷💚 @wickedmovie”. Like Lisa’s blend of sincerity and ranting, they oscillate between heartfelt excitement and overthinking everything, as seen in “all my friends in love and i’m the one they call for a third wheeling” and the self-conscious “actually nvm i looked chopped”. Their political/values side occasionally slips out (e.g. “HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN @KamalaHarris”), very in line with Lisa’s social-awareness streak. Overall, they’re expressive, emotionally intense about art and fairness (see the awards discourse in “grammys actually gunna be a flop this year” and “manchild snubbed holy shit”), and a bit of an over-invested, lovable nerd about their interests—classic Lisa energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extraverted: they constantly engage oomfs, want people on their priv, and post lots of photos and RECAPs, e.g. “any oomfs want my priv” and “RECAPPPPPPPPPPP [4 pictures]”, showing high social energy and a desire to share experiences. Their interests and language show Intuition over Sensing; they love conceptual/media talk and eras/mashups, like “we don’t talk about how the black dog x haunted is one of the most devastating eras mashups ever”, and make big-picture comments about fandoms and charts rather than concrete detail. They are clearly Feeling: their tweets are emotionally charged and value-driven, like “hey so maybe we just don’t actually😁” and “GET AWAY FROM HER.”, prioritizing loyalty, care, and emotional reactions over detached analysis. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging; they frequently describe themselves as bored, chaotic, or reacting in the moment—“lazy sunday [picture]” and “twitter work right for one second challenge level impossible”—and their posting style is spontaneous and reactive (live reactions to songs, awards, news) rather than orderly or structured. Altogether, a highly expressive, fandom-driven, emotionally open, and spontaneous presence best fits ENFP.

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Pop culture analyst in a Swiftie world. Once got 0.5s of my dress in a movie & peaked. Weekly recap enthusiast, part-time third wheel, full-time opinion.– @ibytaerm

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This cocktail is loud, sparkly, and a little chaotic—perfect for someone who tweets things like “all my friends in love and i’m the one they call for a third wheeling” and proudly puts it in their bio. Raspberry vodka brings the bright, slightly unhinged stan energy of “holy shit holy shit holy shit” and “OMG AHFKWJFJWKFAN”. Elderflower liqueur is the soft, emotional, eras-core side that cries over mashups like “the black dog x haunted is one of the most devastating eras mashups ever” and gets wrecked by movie moments like “10/10 movie🩷💚 @wickedmovie”. Sparkling pink lemonade keeps it playful and sweet for their #RECAP spam and selfies like “wrapped!” and “lazy sunday”. A blue curaçao float is the streak of drama when they go off with “grammys actually gunna be a flop this year” or “no cus fuck this it’s a good song but fucking 2024 are we serious?????”. The edible glitter and cotton-candy garnish nod to their pop-girl devotion—tagging @taylorswift13, stanning @maisiehpeters as “song of the year and the year just started”, and living for being a little bit extra in every timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows strong Hufflepuff traits: loyalty, warmth, and a focus on community and friendships over self-image. They frequently hype up and celebrate others — for example cheering artists and figures like Maisie Peters and Taylor Swift in tweets such as “.@maisiehpeters song of the year and the year just started ugh” and “so life is complete @taylornation13 @taylorswift13”, and even wishing public figures a happy birthday in “HAPPY BIRTHDAY QUEEN @KamalaHarris”. Their bio, “i’m the one they call for a third wheeling”, and tweet “all my friends in love and i’m the one they call for a third wheeling” show a willingness to be the supportive friend rather than the main character, a very Hufflepuff kind of loyal companionship. They also invite closer connection and shared spaces with oomfs, as in “any oomfs want my priv”, which emphasizes inclusivity and trust. While they can be blunt or ranty about pop culture moments, the dominant pattern is celebrating others’ wins, nurturing fandom communities, and being the reliable friend — all core Hufflepuff qualities rather than the ambition-driven focus of Slytherin or the hero-complex boldness of Gryffindor.

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The song that best suits them is “our song” by Taylor Swift, especially because they literally frame their identity around it and similar heartbreak anthems in their bio: “our song x ciwyw & the black dog x haunted”. They’re clearly a committed Swiftie, from freaking out over Taylor Nation interactions like “so life is complete @taylornation13 @taylorswift13” to celebrating merch wins like “red cardigan is secured”. Their timeline blends intense pop‑girlie fandom with a very online, dramatic sense of humor—see “all my friends in love and i’m the one they call for a third wheeling” and “so we’re all gay”—which fits the playful, nostalgic, story‑driven vibe of our song. The way they live for recaps and eras, like “one……year………. ” and multiple “RECAPPPPPPPPPPP” posts, mirrors how our song is about turning everyday moments into a personal anthem. Overall, our song captures their Swiftie heart, their romantic‑but‑ironic outlook, and their tendency to make memories into a shared, shouted‑about online “song” with their oomfs.

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