Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful humor: Frequently makes light, creative jokes about Liam and Noel, e.g. calling Liam a 'cunty diva' while clearly adoring him in “hes such a cunty diva and he KNOWS IT how does one become this self assured”.
- Loyal fandom: Displays intense, long-term dedication to Oasis and the Gallaghers, like yearning for a reunion in “I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE WHY DOES HE LOVE TO PLAY WITH OUR FEELINGS are we ever going to see liam and noel together again...”.
- Observant eye: Notices small stylistic and behavioral details, such as Liam’s eyebrows and fashion eras in “we yearn for liam fashionista gallagher...where did she go...” and “everytime i walk into Marks & Spencer i think about this iconic jumper from there that Liam wore at glastonbury '94”.
- Expressive warmth: Openly shares affection and tenderness, like feeling maternal toward Liam in “awww god he makes me feel so maternal 😭” and calling him 'my lord and saviour' in “Liam girlie for LIFE like thats my lord and saviour right there x”.
- Community spirit: Talks as part of a shared fandom, using 'we' and collective feelings, like in “the oasis fandom is so blessed to have him hes so...kind x” and imagining everyone sobbing together in “we ALL will be sobbing when noel inevitably mentions liam in his acceptance speech”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional overinvestment: Their mood appears strongly tied to Liam’s online behavior, like feeling 'betrayed' when he doesn’t post in “we havent seen Liam in so long i feel BETRAYED he said he'd post a little photo on here again but for some reason hes still being SHY”.
- Self-deprecating negativity: Describes themselves and their situation harshly, such as being 'jobless' while waiting for Liam’s tweets in “hello i am jobless and waiting for liam gallagher to tweet” and calling their Christmas haul 'lousy' in “the lousy christmas haul of a broke person whose only personality trait is being an oasis fan”.
- Conflict teasing: Imagines mildly antagonistic interactions, like planning to make Liam self‑conscious in “one day im going to meet Liam and i plan to lie to him about something being stuck in between his teeth just to make him feel self conscious”.
- Rumination tendency: Admits to constant, almost obsessive thinking about Liam, as in “i can NEVER stop thinking about Liam Gallagher its genuinely embarrassing that this scruffy little guy never leaves my mind”.
- Harsh language: Uses strong insults even affectionately, such as calling Liam a 'cunt' in “honestly cant tell if hes being bashful or if hes really just a cunt who doesn't deserve my love & appreciation”, which could be misread outside fandom context.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The best match is Lisa Simpson: an intense, hyper-specific fangirl whose whole personality orbits the things she loves. Like Lisa with jazz or political causes, this user builds their identity around Oasis and especially Liam Gallagher, calling him “my lord and saviour” in “Liam girlie for LIFE like thats my lord and saviour right there x” and overanalyzing his every move in “thinking about how liam started using emojis again…why is he losing his whimsy”. There’s a very Lisa-ish mix of irony, sincerity, and overthinking: they can roast him as a “literal menace to society” in “funny how liam talks about BEHAVING when hes a literal menace to society LMFAO” while still clearly adoring him. The dramatic emotional swings also fit Lisa—being devastated about never seeing Oasis in “i didn't get to see Oasis and they might never tour again” but also turning it into self-aware comedy. Even their playful scheming, like wanting to psych Liam out in “one day im going to meet Liam and i plan to lie to him about something being stuck in between his teeth”, feels like Lisa’s blend of mischief and brainy intensity rather than Bart’s pure chaos.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: their timeline is highly interactive and performative, constantly addressing the fandom as a collective and imagining social encounters, like when they joke about meeting Liam and “teach him how to wink properly why is he so extra” or plotting to “lie to him about something being stuck in between his teeth just to make him feel self conscious”. Their focus is clearly Intuitive, centering on possibilities, hypotheticals, and patterns rather than concrete facts—e.g., fantasizing about Oasis reunions and scenarios like “now whenever Liam doesnt tweet i just assume he's in the studio with Noel” and turning a simple non-tweet into a whole narrative about his life. Their style is strongly Feeling: posts are driven by emotional reactions, affection and playful teasing instead of logical analysis, such as “I just know a hug from Liam would solve all my problems” and the dramatic yearning in “i didn't get to see Oasis and they might never tour again”. Finally, they appear Perceiving: spontaneous, flexible, and somewhat chaotic, not structured—frequently reacting to Liam’s sudden tweets in the moment like “leave it to liam gallagher to disappear, come back to use odd insults ... and then disappear again” and admitting to being jobless and just “waiting for liam gallagher to tweet” rather than focusing on a fixed plan. Together this emotional expressiveness, imaginative shipping of scenarios, and improv-style humour fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep praying for Liam and Noel to get back together, but have you considered manifesting something even more iconic: you, me, and a Marks & Spencer trip where we recreate that Glastonbury ’94 jumper moment?
- If Liam’s Twitter is your only proof he’s alive, then consider this my Liam-style check-in: I’m alive, I’m well, and I’m fully prepared to let you lie about something in my teeth if it means I get to see you up close.
- You call yourself jobless and waiting for Liam to tweet, but I think you’re underselling your full-time role as CEO of ‘Liam is too pretty, Noel is evil, and I’m losing my mind about it’ – may I apply to be your overworked, underpaid co-worker?
- You said a hug from Liam would solve all your problems, but until that happens, I volunteer as the stand-in: I can’t promise Gallagher-level eyebrows, but I can offer Gallagher-level devotion and at least 50% less chaos.
- Since you’re the triangle player for the SILLY BILLYS, maybe we should start a side project: I’ll bring the bad puns, you bring the caterpillar-eyebrow discourse, and together we can make a band even Liam would disappear from Twitter to secretly stan.
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Your new Twitter bio
Unemployed tea-spiller, part-time Oasis historian. Once blamed Liam Gallagher for my bad day and somehow felt better about it.– @icey_melted
Your signature cocktail
Spicy Icey Gallagher Fizz
Chili-infused gin stands in for the fiery, unhinged devotion that has you calling Liam a “cunty diva” while still worshipping him, as in “hes such a cunty diva and he KNOWS IT how does one become this self assured”. Earl Grey tea syrup nods to your very British chaos and the time you suffered for your fandom in “made tea. spilled hot water all over my lap. thank you liam gallagher for making my day worse ❤️”. Cloudy lemonade keeps it sharp yet sweet, like pining over the brothers in “i didn't get to see Oasis and they might never tour again” while still manifesting their reunion. A blue curaçao rinse is for the late-night, slightly feral timeline stalking in “hello i am jobless and waiting for liam gallagher to tweet”, adding a neon Britpop glow. Finally, edible silver glitter reflects your glam, overdramatic stan energy when you say “Liam girlie for LIFE like thats my lord and saviour right there x”, turning the whole drink into a shimmering shrine to your Spicy Icey persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their defining trait is intense, almost comical loyalty to Liam (and Noel) Gallagher, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. They openly frame their daily life around him, e.g. saying they are “jobless and waiting for liam gallagher to tweet” and that “the oasis fandom is so blessed to have him hes so...kind x” while quoting him being sweet to fans (tweet). Even when he ignores them or teases fans, they remain devoted and affectionate, joking that “leave it to liam gallagher to disappear…while we're just dying to interact with him WHY DOES HE HATE HIS LOYAL FOLLOWERS” (tweet) and that they’ll be “sobbing when noel inevitably mentions liam” at an award show (tweet). There’s also a kind, almost nurturing streak in lines like “awww god he makes me feel so maternal” (tweet) and “I just know a hug from Liam would solve all my problems” (tweet), showing emotional warmth more than ambition or ego. While they have wit and a bit of chaotic humor (e.g. plotting to lie to Liam about something in his teeth: “one day im going to meet Liam and i plan to lie to him…just to make him feel self conscious”), their core pattern is steadfast, affectionate fandom and an appreciation for kindness, which aligns most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Songbird - Oasis
The song that best suits @icey_melted is Songbird by Oasis, Liam Gallagher’s tender ode to devotion and slightly delusional optimism. Their entire account orbits around Liam with a mix of sincerity and unhinged affection, like when they say “Liam girlie for LIFE like thats my lord and saviour right there x” and “I can NEVER stop thinking about Liam Gallagher its genuinely embarrassing that this scruffy little guy never leaves my mind”. Songbird is simple, obsessive, and warm – mirroring how they gush “sometimes i just stare at Liam in awe” and treat every new photo like a minor miracle, as in “look at this beautiful boy oh gosh hes not real”. Even their yearning over Liam and Noel’s relationship, like “are we ever going to see liam and noel together again...”, fits the song’s hopeful, hearts-on-sleeve tone. Under all the jokes and chaos, their account reads like a long love letter to Liam Gallagher, which is exactly what Songbird feels like.
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