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Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, ichorthewolf displays a desperate, high-energy need for social validation, frequently lamenting their lack of 'moots' and followers. They share a similar sense of dramatic insecurity, tweeting “MY MOOTS HATE ME I CAN FEEL IT” and “EVERYTIME A COOL PERSON DOESNT FOLLOW ME BACK A SNOW LEOPARD DIES”. Much like Milhouse is hyper-fixated on The Itchy & Scratchy Show or Radioactive Man, this user is consumed by niche fandoms, even admitting “hyperfixtation fucking me upso bad im hyperventilating and Sobbjng”. Both share a chaotic, awkward charm while navigating online spaces where they feel constantly overlooked, such as when they ask “Like 4 people interact w my tweets but are discordians scarier or twitterlings”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Ichor exhibits Introversion (I) through a self-professed struggle with social interaction, admitting that “to anyof my moots who have tried to dm im SORRY i give up sometimes its hard”. Their Intuition (N) is highlighted by an intense focus on fictional narratives and abstract 'hyperfixations' rather than reality, often “schizzing over an insta bio” to find deeper meaning. The Feeling (F) preference is dominant, as their timeline is driven by raw emotional outbursts such as “im gonna vomit i love wilbur soot😭😭😭Pleease” and a deep personal connection to their interests. Finally, they show Perceiving (P) traits through a lack of structure and self-correction, noting “iNEED to make my strawpage peak but im so lazy” and frequently redoing their profile layout on a whim.

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Content curator specializing in DSMP lore, Wilbur Soot analysis, and the nuances of internet subcultures. Former Poppy fan turned hyperfixation expert.– @ichorthewolf

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail is a volatile, experimental blend reflecting a "hyperfixtation fucking me upso bad" and the chaotic energy of someone who is "dsmpmaxxing". The strong tequila base is a direct nod to your lunchables that "smells like tequila silver SO STRONGLY", while the bitter notes capture the feeling when "MY MOOTS HATE ME I CAN FEEL IT". It’s served in a messy, maximalist glass because, like your Twitter feed, you "iNEED to make my strawpage peak but im so lazy". It's a drink for someone who is "so starved" for content that they'll mix anything together for the aesthetic.

Your Hogwarts House
Ichor exhibits a strong sense of self-preservation and social exclusivity, frequently expressing a desire for social status through a higher follower count as seen when they plead, “10 MORE FOLLOWERS PLS🥹”. Their resourcefulness and intensity regarding their interests are evident in their deep-dives, such as “watching every lvjy concert posted on youtube”. There is also a distinct 'us vs. them' mentality typical of Slytherin house, shown when they state, “one person is weird to me now EVERYONE has to die”. This ambition for social growth and their fierce, protective loyalty to niche community labels makes them a quintessential Slytherin.

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Given that Ichor is self-described as being “horribly fixtated” on the band Lovejoy and its lead singer, Wilbur Soot, a song from their discography is the most fitting choice. One Day captures the frantic, online-centric energy of a user who admits to “schizzing over an insta bio” and feels “starved” for content. The song's themes of social anxiety and navigating digital spaces mirror Ichor's frequent stress over “making friends on twitter” and their fear that “MY MOOTS HATE ME I CAN FEEL IT”. Ultimately, the track reflects the chaotic, hyper-fixated lifestyle of someone who claims to “miss disc duo every day” while constantly refreshing their feed for updates.

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