Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Uses self-deprecating and observational jokes, like reacting to the kebab shop incident in “boss in my local kebab place deadass pressed the burger down with his bare hands only ate the chips feeling devastated”.
- Reflective: Shows introspection about life and future, e.g. “ive realised that maybe i just want to have my own cafe when im old instead of being rich anyways heres a tree i saw” and “my brain jumping back and forth from 4am existential thought to 4am depressive thought in bed”.
- Consistent: Commits to long-running challenges like the daily ‘day X’ posts, reflecting follow-through in “day 30 but honestly it was rather anticlimactic… 9.9/10 might js push in december again”.
- Affectionate: Expresses care for friends and followers, like “blue circle of joy ( to that 1 moot i appreciate you don't leave please 😭🙏)” and “Happy new years my goats ‼️ remember to eat your grapes if you do whatever that is”.
- Self-aware: Recognises own patterns and flaws, such as betting habits in “generational wealth on the line for some but i've learnt my lesson from sports betting i think...” and social habits in “yo being an extrovert lowk expensive... yeah ima stay on my own”.
Weaknesses:
- Sleep-deprived: Frequently posts about being awake late and struggling with sleep, like “sleep might be a concept atp i aint even notice its 4am” and “i wish i had the ability to genuinely just pass out when i lay down in a bed”.
- Pessimistic: Often anticipates negative outcomes, especially with football, e.g. “ladies and gentlemen i predict a 3 1 loss” and “i really do wanna believe in my team but these guys js got sumn in them to fuck up when it matters 😭🙏”.
- Socially-avoidant: Shows reluctance toward social interaction, like “how it feels when someone idk sits next to me in a lecture and they seem like they wanna talk ( i dont )” and preferring solitude in “yeah ima stay on my own”.
- Risk-prone: Engages in riskier habits like sports betting and heavy drinking, seen in “generational wealth on the line for some but i've learnt my lesson from sports betting i think...” and “drinking and waking up to no drunk texts no headache and no embarrassing moments has to be a top 3 feeling”.
- Overthinking: Tends to ruminate on issues, from late-night thoughts in “my brain jumping back and forth from 4am existential thought to 4am depressive thought in bed” to stressing over exams and downloads in “last minute assignment due on monday and the program i need to download for it is genuinely gonna take 3 hours calls are being made it's gonna be close”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user aligns most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and low‑key soft underneath the clowning. Like Bart, they’re always cracking jokes about minor life disasters, whether it’s “boss in my local kebab place deadass pressed the burger down with his bare hands only ate the chips feeling devastated” or “voice broke 3 times in gym load the gun”. They show classic Bart-style mischief and unseriousness in posts like “yo if you still stink in this 0 degree weather its entirely a hygiene skill issue on your behalf” and “dry texters that expect replies pmo like im not responding to 'oh' 😭”. At the same time, there’s a hidden sentimental side, visible when they say “blue circle of joy ( to that 1 moot i appreciate you don't leave please 😭🙏)” and “merry christmas and i hope you ALL got what you wished for”. The late-night insomnia, self-deprecating humor, and tendency to turn every inconvenience into a bit, like “sleep might be a concept atp i aint even notice its 4am”, all fit Bart’s chaotic yet oddly endearing energy more than any other main character.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They read as clearly introverted (I): they enjoy their own company and quiet environments, e.g. “when i go out of the city for christmas and i can actually sleep without hearing sirens or people screaming”, complain about strangers trying to talk in lectures “they seem like they wanna talk ( i dont )”, and often mention late-night solo activities like “im beginning to like this thing it keeps me company during late night meals”. Their humour and focus lean toward intuition (N): they riff on concepts and hypotheticals instead of just raw details, e.g. “generational wealth on the line for some but i've learnt my lesson from sports betting i think...” and the existential posts like “my brain jumping back and forth from 4am existential thought to 4am depressive thought in bed”. They favour a detached, analytical, slightly ruthless humour characteristic of thinking (T) over feeling, such as “if you still stink in this 0 degree weather its entirely a hygiene skill issue on your behalf” and calling out dry texters “like im not responding to 'oh'”. Finally, their lifestyle is very perceiving (P): they tweet about staying up until 4am (“sleep might be a concept atp i aint even notice its 4am”), last-minute assignments (“last minute assignment due on monday and the program i need to download for it is genuinely gonna take 3 hours”), and generally rolling with whatever happens rather than sticking to strict plans. Taken together—introverted, conceptual, analytical, and spontaneous—INTP is the best fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said sleep might be a concept at 4am — if you ever wanna test that theory, we can be nocturnal together: you rant about your club bottling it, I bring snacks and pretend Tesco meal deals never fell off.
- As a fellow Jing Yuan enjoyer, I’m just saying… if we both picked him, maybe we’ve already got that 50/50 luck on lock. Next banner we pull for is us getting drinks that actually hit this time.
- You surviving brown uni water, invisible ice, and a kebab guy pressing burgers with his bare hands tells me you’ve got elite durability. Let me take you out somewhere that doesn’t try to speedrun your demise.
- You tweeting about wanting your own café when you’re older is kinda perfect, because I already see the vision: you run the place, I’m the regular who ‘forgets’ to pay in full so I can make it up to you in dates.
- For someone who claims they’re not cut out for ‘ts’, you made it through that whole day-30 challenge and still hit leg day knowing you wouldn’t walk tomorrow — if you can commit to that, I promise I’m way easier to keep up with than your gym routine.
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21 • UK | Uni, gym, FPL & late-night thoughts | Once watched a kebab guy press a burger with his bare hands and now I only trust the chips– @icrywhenisneeze
Your signature cocktail
The Nocturnal FPL Spiral
This cocktail runs on insomnia and late-night overthinking, powered by an espresso-infused vodka base for all those “sleep might be a concept atp i aint even notice its 4am” moments. Blackberry liqueur brings a dark, moody sweetness that matches the self-aware melancholy of “my brain jumping back and forth from 4am existential thought to 4am depressive thought in bed”. Cloudy lemonade adds a sharp, slightly chaotic brightness for their sarcastic, jokey takes like “tesco meal deals fell off but no ones ready for the conversation” and calling out hygiene “skill issues” in the cold “this cold uk air been assaulting my nostrils a bit too much 💔”. A dash of salted caramel syrup balances sweet and bitter like their mix of optimism and pain supporting that cursed football club in “i really do wanna believe in my team but these guys js got sumn in them to fuck up when it matters 😭🙏” and the whole FPL simulation saga in “ts what i mean about fpl being a simulation cause who thinks let me have a back 5 of everton and burnley and lemme captain Schade”. The silver glitter over crushed ice nods to their little life-aesthetic moments like “anyways heres a tree i saw” and the dream of one day owning a cosy cafe, turning all that chaotic student energy and sports-induced heartbreak into something quietly pretty and oddly comforting.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They consistently come off as down‑to‑earth, loyal, and quietly hard‑working rather than glory‑seeking or hyper‑ambitious. There’s a soft, appreciative tone toward the people around them, like when they thank a single mutual with “blue circle of joy ( to that 1 moot i appreciate you don't leave please 😭🙏)” and wish everyone well with “merry christmas and i hope you ALL got what you wished for”. Their willingness to grind through things, from gym and late‑night meals (“im beginning to like this thing it keeps me company during late night meals”) to exam stress (“day 27 but im also studying because its dawned on me how these end of semester exams might cook me”), shows steady perseverance rather than showy ambition. Even their joking about sports betting lessons in “generational wealth on the line for some but i've learnt my lesson from sports betting i think...” and their gentle self‑deprecation in posts like “yo being an extrovert lowk expensive... yeah ima stay on my own” suggest someone who values comfort, stability, and their small circle over chasing status. Overall, the warmth, humility, and quiet consistency across their timeline align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
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night changes - One Direction
A well-suited song for them is "night changes" by One Direction, because so many of their posts sit in that late-night, half-joking, half-existential space while life keeps moving around them. They talk about insomnia and 4 a.m. thoughts, like in “sleep might be a concept atp i aint even notice its 4am” and “my brain jumping back and forth from 4am existential thought to 4am depressive thought in bed”, echoing the song’s theme of quiet, reflective nights. Their mix of humour and low-key melancholy, such as “even worse when they're your age but have their life together like damn” and “ive realised that maybe i just want to have my own cafe when im old instead of being rich anyways heres a tree i saw”, fits the song’s bittersweet acceptance that time and people change. They’re also constantly juggling football heartbreak, uni stress, and gym grind—seen in posts like “generational wealth on the line for some but i've learnt my lesson from sports betting i think...” and “day 27 but im also studying because its dawned on me how these end of semester exams might cook me”—which mirrors the track’s feeling of growing up, messing up, and still pushing on. Overall, their timeline feels like watching someone navigate young adulthood in real time, which is exactly what night changes captures.
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