Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Openly shares feelings about anxiety, joy and nostalgia, e.g. “a minha barriga esta sendo corroída de dentro pra fora por conta da ansiedade” and “primeiro pensamento do dia: my chemical romance”.
- Loyal-fan: Shows strong dedication to bands and artists, prioritizing shows and merch, e.g. “tava aqui precisando pagar a matricula da facul mas o mcr eh mais importante” and constant MCR/PTV references.
- Affectionate-friend: Expresses care and celebration toward friends, e.g. “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO @hystericalsteve eduardo esta se sentindo emocionado parabéns pelos 21” and “e amanhã que eu e a @hystericalsteve fazemo 1 mês de amizade”.
- Humorous-selfaware: Uses irony and self-deprecating humor, e.g. “meu sobrenome fica engraçado M***a censurado pq fico parecendo Eduardo Merda” and “CONTESTAME EDUARDO, ERES EMO?”.
- Values-identity: Thinks critically about queerness and representation, e.g. “sera q eles ja se amaram romanticamente... mas desistiram da ideia pq eles eram dois HOMENS?” and calling out contradictions in fans, e.g. “vc eh fã da ayesha e do MCR e é transfobica?”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-deprecating: Frequently puts self down about looks and worth, e.g. “o que sobra pra mim que já vou chegar feio ? 😒” and “eu bem viralatinha”.
- Impulsive-spending: Acknowledges difficulty controlling purchases, especially around shows, e.g. “eduardo é muito importante que vc controle essa vontade que vc tem de comprar tudo que ve pela frente em sp...”.
- Work-avoidant: Shows strong dislike for work and desire to escape responsibilities, e.g. “eu odeio trabalhar” and “queria trabalhar só quando precisasse de dinheiro”.
- Stress-prone: Reports intense physical and emotional reactions to stress, e.g. “estou tendo falta de ar e dor de estomago (ainda falta uma semana)” and “to com medo de sla a major ser internada um dia e eu não ter mais com quem conversar barbaridades”.
- Harsh-rageful: Uses aggressive or extreme language when frustrated, e.g. “meu quarto ta FEDIDO se meu gato mijou em alguma coisa eu vou tacar ele da sacada” and “eu vou quebrar uma vassoura nas costas dessa veia”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user reads as an emotionally intense, self-aware, slightly melodramatic but very thoughtful person, which lines up most with Lisa Simpson. They are deeply shaped by music and art as a coping mechanism, echoing Lisa’s attachment to her sax and favorite bands: they say things like “' i wanna know how many people out there in the crowd can say that music saved your life? this song is for you. '” and obsess over My Chemical Romance and Pierce The Veil. There’s also a strong sense of political/ethical awareness and frustration with hypocrisy, e.g. calling out someone being a fan of Ayesha and MCR while being transphobic in “nossa amiga/o mas vc eh fã da ayesha e do MCR e é transfobica? eu não consigo entender”. Their anxiety, sensitivity, and feeling different from family—seen in tweets like “'seus irmaos estao com a vida ganha e vc se preocupando com show emo ' hmm talvez meus irmaos tenham todos mais de 30 anos” and “meus irmãos começaram faculdades e desistiram delas, não quero ser apenas mais um então vamos aguardar um pouco mais”—mirror Lisa’s ongoing tension with expectations at home. Finally, their dramatic, poetic emo tone in “mama, we all go to hell” and “my chemical romance desculpa por tudo” fits Lisa’s tendency to feel everything intensely, intellectualize it, and still remain fiercely devoted to what (and who) they love.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read strongly as an introvert (I) who lives a lot in their head and inner emotional world. They often describe anxiety, exhaustion and being overwhelmed rather than energized by people, like in “a minha barriga esta sendo corroída de dentro pra fora por conta da ansiedade” and the vulnerable moment of “subi pro meu quarto, tirei a roupa e to pelado chorando a 20 minutos”, which is more about private emotional processing than social performance. Their tweets are highly intuitive (N), focused on meanings, identity, and possibilities: they dramatize feelings and narratives around music and self-image, like “meus irmãos começaram faculdades e desistiram delas, não quero ser apenas mais um então vamos aguardar um pouco mais” and the speculative musing in “sera q eles ja se amaram romanticamente a ponto de pensar 'porra poderíamos ser um casal'…”, rather than sticking to concrete facts. They are clearly feeling (F)-oriented, making decisions and evaluations based on emotions and values, not detached logic, as seen in “tava aqui precisando pagar a matricula da facul mas o mcr eh mais importante” and the moral stance in “nossa amiga/o mas vc eh fã da ayesha e do MCR e é transfobica? eu não consigo entender”. Their tone is expressive, self-deprecating, and relational (deep attachment to bands, friends, and idols), such as “eu falo que odeio o gerard umas 3 vezes por dia mas no fim da noite eu fico assistindo videos dele em loop pq eu amo aquele ser humano”. Finally, they come off as perceiving (P) rather than structured: they procrastinate, improvise, and feel disorganized about work, money, and planning, like “eduardo é muito importante que vc controle essa vontade que vc tem de comprar tudo que ve pela frente em sp...” and “queria trabalhar só quando precisasse de dinheiro”, while stressing over packing and logistics in a slightly chaotic way in “2 calças 1 bermuda… isso cabe em uma mochila?”. The combination of introspective angst, idealism, intense emotional connection to music/people, and loose, reactive life-organization fits INFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You keep saying you hate Gerard and then binge his videos every night — if you treat me like you treat your faves, I’m ready to be the next thing you ‘hate’ in public and obsess over in private.
- You’re out here planning outfits, counting powerbanks in the MCR line, and crying over Pierce The Veil… if your dedication to bands is that intense, I can only imagine how dangerous you’d be as someone’s boyfriend.
- You said your anxiety is corroding your stomach and you’re selling kidneys for MCR tickets — let me at least buy you a shrimp risotto with coconut milk so you don’t meet The Black Parade before the show.
- You wanna be a 1,80 tatted emo white boy a la Tony Perry, but I’m into the Eduardo who screams ‘YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON!’ on the timeline and forgets to wash his hair for a week in Gerard’s honor.
- You’re out here mourning Alice, missing Harry, screaming over Frank Iero, and bargaining with God on the TL — I don’t know what the universe wants from you, but I know what I want: you, next to me in the pit on day 5.
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Your new Twitter bio
Eduardo, 20s, professional emo & concert planner. Once chose My Chemical Romance tickets over a college fee and has zero regrets.– @icumblooddddd
Your signature cocktail
Mama, We All Go to the Bar
This cocktail is moody, dramatic, and a little unhinged—just like someone whose bio is “mama, we all go to hell” and who tweets “YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON!”. The purple rain gin nods to their romantic, theatrical side and the tweet “wanted to see you laughing in the purple rain”. An espresso shot channels the anxiety and exhaustion of “a minha barriga esta sendo corroída de dentro pra fora por conta da ansiedade” and “eu odeio trabalhar”. Black cherry liqueur is the emo heart bleeding MCR and PTV devotion from “primeiro pensamento do dia: my chemical romance” and “todo video de show do ptv que eu vejo me arrepia as perna tudo”. The sea salt & lime cordial cuts through with chaotic humor and self‑drag, echoing “meu sobrenome fica engraçado M***a censurado pq fico parecendo Eduardo Merda” and “to si cagando”. Finally, the activated charcoal sugar rim is pure emo aesthetic—dark, dramatic, and a little toxic—matching “CONTESTAME EDUARDO, ERES EMO?” and their constant love–hate with Gerard in “eu falo que odeio o gerard umas 3 vezes por dia mas no fim da noite eu fico assistindo videos dele em loop pq eu amo aquele ser humano”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They are defined by intense loyalty to their favorite bands, friends, and fandoms, which is very Hufflepuff-coded. Their whole timeline revolves around devotion and emotional attachment: they talk about missing artists and moments like “sdd de estar suado do lado de um monte se gente gritando 'BLOD RED MONLAI' com a porra do tony perry na minha frente” and confess that “i wanna know how many people out there in the crowd can say that music saved your life? this song is for you.”. They express deep attachment to specific people, like “que saudade da alice” and the way they celebrate friends: “FELIZ ANIVERSÁRIO @hystericalsteve eduardo esta se sentindo emocionado parabéns pelos 21”. Their willingness to sacrifice convenience and money for shows points to dedication and work ethic, for example “tava aqui precisando pagar a matricula da facul mas o mcr eh mais importante” and taking extra shifts because of a concert: “não acredito que por causa desse ridículo eu vou ter que ficar fazendo hora extra até julho”. Even when they joke harshly, there’s a strong throughline of caring about fairness and community, as when they call out hypocrisy: “nossa amiga/o mas vc eh fã da ayesha e do MCR e é transfobica? eu não consigo entender”. This mix of ride-or-die loyalty, emotional sincerity, and willingness to grind for what (and who) they love fits Hufflepuff better than the more individualistic ambition of Slytherin or the cerebral focus of Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
The best song match is “Famous Last Words” because it fuses emo drama, stubborn resilience, and undying love for MCR, all of which define them. They literally begin their days with the band, saying “primeiro pensamento do dia: my chemical romance” and repeatedly apologizing to or forgiving the band like a toxic soulmate, as in “my chemical romance desculpa por tudo” and “my chemical romance eu te perdoo tá”. The song’s chorus (“I am not afraid to keep on living / I am not afraid to walk this world alone”) fits their anxious but persistent vibe, visible when they push through stress over work and money for shows, like “tava aqui precisando pagar a matricula da facul mas o mcr eh mais importante” and “estou tendo falta de ar e dor de estomago (ainda falta uma semana)”. Their bio, “mama, we all go to hell”, and tweets like “YOUR MEMORY WILL CARRY ON!” show they orbit The Black Parade’s themes of pain, theatricality, and survival. Among all MCR songs, Famous Last Words best sums up their blend of melodramatic suffering, emo identity, and refusal to let go of the music that keeps them going.
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