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Like the rebellious Springfield bully, @icumglitterglue projects a gritty, street-smart persona centered on substance use and defiance of authority. The user frequently references drug culture, such as being “so high at my choir rehearsal i made myself cry” and celebrating when they “TAUGHT MYSELF TO BLOW O'S”. Their aesthetic is rooted in the darker corners of the internet, similar to Jimbo's rough exterior, often tweeting about wanting to “snort coke” or finding “easy access” to college parties. Despite the tough 'bad kid' act, there is an underlying desire for social validation, much like Jimbo's occasional sensitivity, seen in their search for “moots” and preoccupation with their “irls”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Bella exhibits Introversion through her preference for digital 'moots' over 'fake' real-life friends and her description of her account as a “journal”. Her Sensing trait is evident in her heavy focus on physical sensations, aesthetic details like her “black coffee” and “greasy” bangs, and her preoccupation with body image. She leads with Feeling, using her platform to vent raw emotions about her “ex bsf” or her desire to be “cute,” often prioritizing personal values over objective logic. Finally, her Perceiving side is shown through her impulsive drug use, admitted “laziness,” and spontaneous lifestyle, such as being too “stoned” to remember what she was doing.

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Indiana-based creative with a passion for niche perfumery and oatmeal aesthetics. When I'm not overanalyzing James Franco’s filmography, I’m mastering the art of the perfect coffee brew.– @icumglitterglue

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This cocktail is a chaotic, experimental blend that mirrors a user who treats “twitter like a journal.” The bitter lemon captures their unapologetic edge when they admit “i hate bitches,” while the dark glitter aesthetic matches their claim that “sometimes i forget i dyed my hair black.” It’s a high-energy drink for someone who can “shake my ass really good to radiohead” but also needs something strong because the “weed makes me not care.” Serving this chilled is essential, as they are clearly on a quest for “easy access” to a good time.

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Bella exhibits strong Slytherin traits through her blatant self-interest and desire for social status, tweeting “iwant to be one if those accounts that has like 1.4K followers. genuinely imagine like 1.4k people knowing you exist”. She displays a competitive streak and finds satisfaction in being superior to others, noting “i had to share this because idk i like the fact that im doing better than people i hate”. Her resourcefulness is often directed toward her own aesthetic goals or personal gain, whether looking for a “sugar daddy to buy me stuff” or admitting she only cares about her looks “to have a chance with this man”. Ultimately, her focus on curated social circles and her “unstoppable” ambitions for her physical image align her most closely with the house of ambition and cunning.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user’s self-described '5teen' identity, which is heavily defined by the intersections of eating disorder culture, substance use, and a desire for a glamorous yet self-destructive youth. Her fixation on weight loss and body image, seen when she tweets “if i had no arm fat id be unstoppable” or “I want to get skinnier faster... but im soo lazy”, mirrors the song's themes of physical insecurity and the 'idle' lifestyle. The track’s blend of cynicism and youthful longing aligns with her habit of treating “twitter like a journal” to document everything from being “stoned” to her struggles with antidepressants and social isolation. Ultimately, the song captures the exact aesthetic of the #edtwt and #shtwt communities she actively seeks to join.

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