Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Enthusiastically celebrates interests like Robin Buckley, Rovickie, Pokémon, and Stranger Things, e.g. “I love robin buckley” and “Give me Robin in fortnite and my life is yours”.
- Humorous wit: Uses playful, absurd humor, like “Anyone can feed their child a chicken breast I dont think people can feed their kids minecraft chests though” and “Sex update in 2027 Sources Me”.
- Loyal friend: Shows affection toward people and pets, posting “Me, my dog, and my mentally unstable aunt :)” and excitedly sharing new friendships like “Mable made a new friend”.
- Socially aware: Calls out sexism and homophobia and supports women and LGBTQ+ people, e.g. “Just say your sexist ” and “Because lesbians actually respect women and treat them like humans”.
- Creative thinker: Enjoys fanfic, roleplay, and imaginative takes, such as “this fanfic shit is easy” and theorizing that “the entire show was a game of MONOPOLY”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequently uses insults and aggressive phrasing, like “Grok is a mother fucking liar” and “Bro WE can all tell its ai😭”.
- Impulsive posting: Quickly reacts with strong takes and threats to “crash out,” e.g. “I finna crash out My step dad lost my memory card for my 3DS” and instant dismissals like “Im sorry this is a shit idea”.
- Self-deprecating: Talks down about self and account, such as “Im getting bored of this account” and expecting to be forgotten: “come back and see that ive been forgotten”.
- Confrontational tone: Engages in combative replies and cancel rhetoric, like “Cancel this clanker” and “Hate ts country”.
- Obsessive fandom: Focuses intensely on a few characters/ships, e.g. needing documents of Rovickie art to cope “for the sole purpose of putting rovickie art i see in it and scrolling theough it when i get sad” and “crashing the plane cuz no robin” “Crashing the plane cuz no robin”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lori most closely matches Lisa Simpson: smart, outspoken, emotionally intense, and very online about her interests and politics. Like Lisa, she’s passionately obsessed with specific media and female characters, especially Robin Buckley and Rovickie, shown in posts like “I love robin buckley” and “I have document for the sole purpose of putting rovickie art i see in it and scrolling theough it when i get sad”. She’s socially aware and critical, calling out sexism in “Just say your sexist ” and homophobia in “Atp just say your homophobic (Not op)”, which fits Lisa’s activist streak. Lori also mixes political frustration with humor, like “The white house endorsed a rapist guys” and “Hate ts country”, echoing Lisa’s tendency to rant about injustice while still being a kid. Finally, her self-aware intensity and nerdiness about Pokémon, Stranger Things, and Lord of the Rings—plus lines like “Herwo welcome to my twitter Im lori, a 13 (14 in 2 months) year old tismtastic lesbiab”—feel very much like a modern, queer, extremely online version of Lisa Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E): they actively seek interaction, want to ‘ratio krampus’ and join discords, and share lots of personal bits (shiny hunts, family, school, etc.), plus they openly introduce themself and invite engagement: “Herwo welcome to my twitter Im lori… Dms are always open… Hope we can be friens”. Their interests and humor show Intuition (N)—they jump into hypotheticals and fandom analysis rather than concrete daily-life detail, like speculating about plot logic and fan theories: “Genuinely dont understand how people believe vickie snitched when the military SAW the gang go into the upside down…” and joking that an asteroid means “Deoxys is in that astroid thays coming towards earth..”. Their values-heavy, empathy-focused tone points to Feeling (F): they call out sexism and homophobia and frame arguments around respect and harm, e.g. “Just say your sexist ”, “Because lesbians actually respect women and treat them like humans Unlike MOST (not all) men who see women as sex objects”, and “Atp just say your homophobic… what are you gonna do? Not watch the last episode because gay people are in it?”. Finally, they look very Perceiving (P): their timeline feels spontaneous and reactive (memes, sudden rants, impulsive desires like “How do i convince my parents to buy me $60 worth of funko pops of the same character”), and even their attempt at planning content is half-jokey and loosely structured: “Trying to make a weeks worth of posts so i can leave for 2 weeks and come back and see that ive been forgotten”. The mix of energetic social posting, idea-heavy fandom takes, strong emotional convictions, and casual, in-the-moment tweeting fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- If the upside down is just a big game of Monopoly like you said, can I be the token that moves around the board with you, because I’m already invested in all your Robin Buckley properties.
- You’ve got a whole document of Rovickie art to scroll through when you’re sad, but if you ever need DLC, I come with free emotional support, bad Stranger Things takes slander, and complimentary Scoops Ahoy dates.
- You said you’re a ‘tismtastic lesbian’ who wants girl MC + girl rival so you can yuri them—plot twist: I’m here auditioning for the rival role, because I’d like our route to be canon, not just fanfic.
- You’re willing to crash the plane over no Robin in Fortnite, threaten Grok ‘out back,’ and boycott more Kanto, but still gush over your dog and mentally unstable aunt—anyone with that combo of chaos and heart is exactly my type.
- You’re counting days to Legends ZA, hunting shiny Latias and Terrakion, and ranking megas—meanwhile I’m over here hoping the rarest thing you catch is feelings… preferably super‑effective ones, no Kanto remakes required.
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
Lori | 14 | Lesbian nerd powered by Stranger Things, LOTR & Pokémon. Once made a whole doc just to scroll Rovickie art when sad. Opinions may be loud.– @Idk_Yet_Dude
Your signature cocktail
Rovickie Rubber Room Fizz
The Strawberry ice cream–infused vodka is a nod to Scoops Ahoy and their Robin obsession, tying directly to “I love Stranger Things season 5 Robin Buckley enjoyer Scoops ahoy is the best ice cream brand I love #Rockie/#rovickie” in their bio and the gleeful “I love robin buckley”. Electric blue curaçao captures their loud, online chaos energy, like “Grok is a mother fucking liar” and “Sex update in 2027 Sources Me”. The sparkling cherry yuzu soda keeps the drink bright and sweet, matching their hyperposting style and bits such as “Groudon go spinnspin” and “Spageti”. A dash of bitters represents the sharp, no-filter commentary at people and franchises, from “Im sorry this is a shit idea We dont need kanto again for the 6 or 7th time” to “Just say your sexist ”. Finally, whipped cream and rainbow sprinkles on top celebrate their proudly queer, yuri-loving side, echoing “They should allow me to choose the girl main character and get the girl rival so i can yuri them” and their intro post “Herwo welcome to my twitter Im lori, a 13 (14 in 2 months) year old tismtastic lesbiab… #Rovickie enthusiast”. This cocktail is bright, a little unhinged, and unapologetically fruity—just like their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Lori shows a strong Gryffindor-style tendency to openly confront what she sees as injustice or bigotry, even when it’s socially risky. For example, she bluntly calls out sexism in a quote tweet: “Just say your sexist ” and challenges homophobic reactions to Stranger Things: “Atp just say your homophobic (Not op) Also if byler does happen you’ve already watched the whole show so wtf are you gonna do? Not watch the last episode because gay people are in it?”. She also speaks up about politics and power, criticizing institutions without hesitation, as in “The white house endorsed a rapist guys” and “And why is he still president?”. Her impulsive, dramatic humor—like “Crashing the plane cuz no robin” and “Grok gonna get shot out back”—also fits Gryffindor’s flair for bold, sometimes reckless expression. While she has Hufflepuff-like loyalty to her fandoms (keeping a whole document of comfort art: “I have document for the sole purpose of putting rovickie art i see in it and scrolling theough it when i get sad”), the dominant traits are courageous outspokenness and a readiness to charge into arguments, which are quintessentially Gryffindor.
Your movie
Your song
Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko
A well-suited song for Lori is Girls Like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko because it centers openly sapphic feelings and teen intensity, which matches how she describes herself as a “tismtastic lesbiab” and a #Rovickie enthusiast in “Herwo welcome to my twitter Im lori, a 13 (14 in 2 months) year old tismtastic lesbiab…”. The song’s mix of vulnerability and confidence fits her passionate way of talking about Robin and Vickie, like when she says “Because lesbians actually respect women and treat them like humans Unlike MOST (not all) men who see women as sex objects”. Its theme of loving girls and wanting that normalized echoes her constant praise of lesbian ships and yuri, for example “They should allow me to choose the girl main character and get the girl rival so i can yuri them”. The emotional intensity in the lyrics parallels how dramatically and enthusiastically she posts, like “I love robin buckley” and “SHES SO BEAUTIFUL OMG”. Overall, the song’s unapologetic queer teen energy mirrors Lori’s own online presence almost perfectly.
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