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This account most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and darkly funny, but also very online and self-aware. The user makes deliberately provocative, transgressive jokes like wanting “mein kampf but bedazzled edition” and celebrating “NEW PREGGO HIMMLER IN MY STRAWPAGE HELLL YEAAAHHHH”, which fits Bart’s habit of pushing boundaries for shock and humor. Their horny, unfiltered side shows in posts about having written “a very very filthy fic... i dont think i have left any dignity after that”, echoing Bart’s complete lack of shame. At the same time, they’re socially playful and a bit dramatic, as in “'socially gay, professionally serious' 💀 only exact way to describe him”, which feels like something Bart would latch onto and repeat. Even their casual irreverence toward serious topics and fandoms, like reminiscing about “2020 2021 era of reichblr...”, fits Bart’s edgy, rule-breaking persona much more than the more earnest or responsible main characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: most tweets are about niche interests (Reich-era history, fic writing, fandom in-jokes) rather than social events, and they reference having deleted an old Tumblr and Luftwaffe posts, suggesting a tendency to retreat and curate their presence (“yeah i was more active in tumblr but then i decided to delete my account…”, “i was havin a hard time and deleted all my luftwaffe posts... sad”). They seem Intuitive (N): their interests are conceptual and historical rather than grounded in everyday sensory life, like nostalgic meta about “reichblr” (“i think i miss 2020 2021 era of reichblr...”) and a surreal wish for a ““mein kampf but bedazzled edition”,” showing playful abstraction and re-framing of ideas. Their tone is Feeling (F): they focus on emotional reactions, embarrassment, and attachment to characters and drawings (“i wrote a very very filthy fic... i dont think i have left any dignity after that”, “hbd to this fantastic drawing of himmler”), and even their social commentary is value-laden rather than purely logical (“but yall had no problem when turks came to germany for building up you guys country after the war, no?”). They come off as Perceiving (P) rather than Judging: they write on impulse and adjust later (“okay i decided it, i will upload it by chapters. first one. (im just writing it by myself btw, dont mind me please)”), admit being stuck and casually seeking help with German (“how can i improve my german?? because im literally stuck in b1 level rn for months”), and generally post in a spontaneous, stream-of-consciousness way. Putting this together—introspective, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous—INFP is the best overall fit.

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History nerd with a law‑era Himmler brainrot, ex-Reichblr, current AO3 culprit. Once bedazzled Mein Kampf in my head and never recovered.– @idonteatpilots

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The overproof spiced rum matches their chaotic, high-energy thirst posts and filthy fic confidence, like when they admitted “i wrote a very very filthy fic... i dont think i have left any dignity after that”. Black cherry liqueur brings a dark, sweet intensity that fits their Himmler/luftwaffe fixation and nostalgia for old fandom days, as in “i think i miss 2020 2021 era of reichblr...”. The sour cherry shrub adds a sharp, acidic bite for their blunt, occasionally cutting commentary, like “dude u need some manners...” and “but yall had no problem when turks came to germany for building up you guys country after the war, no?”. Edible silver glitter nods to their desire for a flashy aesthetic, echoing “i want mein kampf but bedazzled edition. you get what i mean?” and the anime-girl persona in “tucks hair behind and gives off anime girl look with 67cm big eyes”. Finally, tonic water keeps it bubbly and irreverent, mirroring their playful fandom chatter like “sometimes i forget that once i made a fucking flood about aces having period and what they would use tampons or pads💀” and their gleeful proclamation “I HAVE NEW PREGGO HIMMLER IN MY STRAWPAGE HELLL YEAAAHHHH”. This cocktail is strong, darkly sweet, a bit sour, and unapologetically extra—just like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong mix of curiosity, niche intellectual interests, and creative expression that leans heavily Ravenclaw. Their interest in improving their German and direct request for learning advice in “yo fellow germans (or people learned german) i have a question how can i improve my german??because im literally stuck in b1 level rn for months” highlights a genuine love of learning and frustration at being stuck, which is very characteristic of Ravenclaw’s desire for intellectual growth. Their involvement in detailed historical and fandom analysis, like the law-school-era characterization in “i never expected to him having law school era. welcome lawyer erich” and joking meta about pilots and periods in “sometimes i forget that once i made a fucking flood about aces having period and what they would use tampons or pads💀”, shows playful, analytical creativity. They also write and serialize their own fic, as seen in “okay i decided it, i will upload it by chapters. first one. (im just writing it by myself btw, dont mind me please)”, which demonstrates imaginative worldbuilding and a writer’s mindset—another Ravenclaw hallmark. While there is some Slytherin-style edge and niche obsession (e.g., “i want mein kampf but bedazzled edition. you get what i mean?”), their dominant traits are curiosity, creative thinking, and a desire to learn and discuss, which fit Ravenclaw best.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance, with its mix of dark humor, rebellion, and morbid fascination. They jokingly glorify and sexualize Nazi figures and aesthetics in a way that’s deliberately shocking and transgressive, like when they say “I HAVE NEW PREGGO HIMMLER IN MY STRAWPAGE HELLL YEAAAHHHH” and “i want mein kampf but bedazzled edition. you get what i mean?”. That blend of edgy, taboo subject matter with a playful, unserious tone mirrors the song’s sarcastic take on fear, violence, and youth culture. Their self‑aware filthiness and fandom intensity, like “i wrote a very very filthy fic... i dont think i have left any dignity after that”, also align with the song’s chaotic, defiant energy. Even their nostalgia for niche online subcultures, as in “i think i miss 2020 2021 era of reichblr...”, fits the teenage-style longing and identity performance that Teenagers captures so well.

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