Ieatmennnn
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Honest: He's open about his sexuality and struggles, as seen in 'GET THESE FUCKINGH BIG BOOBA MEN OFF MY TL IM NOT GAY GHAHAGGAHEGHEJJJAKH (i am gay)' and 'Whats wrong?' man idk anymore i just feel shit'.
- Humorous: He uses sarcasm and self-deprecating humor in tweets like 'I Need coucaiinea and to jump out a windo' and 'How do people think kids are cute theyre literally the ugliest little shita ever and that includes little me too'.
- Open-minded: He's interested in various topics, including anime, music, and even glowsticks, as seen in 'If i had a nickel for every picture of madoka magica smoking weed id have two nickels,which isnt a lot but its weird that i have two.' and 'Hlowsfi k tasye kinda liked vodka if u bite them enuf'.
- Active: He's open about his struggles, like in 'Whats wrong?' man idk anymore i just feel shit' and 'the transmasc urge to fucking die'.
- Creative: He's interested in art, as seen in 'why do people who make cool things have to be assholes 'hey look at my cool art also btw im into MINORS and ANIMALS and im also a ZIONIST''.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: He admits to impulsive behavior in tweets like 'I Need coucaiinea and to jump out a windo' and 'FUCK I CRAKWD THE SGLOWSTICK TOO MUCH AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I GAVE A RADIOACTIVE MONSTER A HANJOB'.
- Overthinking: He expresses anxiety about social interactions in 'my mind is so weird wdym im autistic and monotone but as soon as someone elses tone isnt right i panic'.
- Insecure: He shows insecurity in 'why do random people keep following me who are you all' and 'the transmasc urge to fucking die'.
- Procrastination: He admits to procrastinating in 'Currently sharpening and sorting all of my colored pencils because i do not have a life'.
- Attention-seeking: He seems to crave attention in tweets like 'Ive tweeted like 15 times today can you tell i have no life' and 'if you follow me back or i follow u back on anything i will go through your entire account for 2 hours and interact way too much'.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
Waffle's mischievous and somewhat rebellious personality resembles Nelson Muntz. He's often sarcastic and makes jokes at others' expense, as seen in 'How do people think kids are cute theyre literally the ugliest little shita ever and that includes little me too'. He's also known for his impulsive actions, like 'FUCK I CRAKWD THE SGLOWSTICK TOO MUCH AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I GAVE A RADIOACTIVE MONSTER A HANJOB', which echoes Nelson's tendency to get into trouble. While Nelson can be mean, he's also shown to have a softer side, which aligns with Waffle's genuine desire for connection and friendship, as seen in 'shtwt dni? pls i dont bite i swear im nice im funny i wont stab u dont be shy imnl really cool'.
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Some pickup lines for you
- You must be a glowstick, because you're so bright and I want to bite you.
- I'm not sure what's more chaotic, my Twitter feed or my feelings for you.
- If you were a cheeseburger, I'd eat you up in a heartbeat.
- Is your name Madoka Magica? Because I'd love to see you smoking weed.
- I'm not a radioactive monster, but I'd love to give you a glowstick-induced hanjob.
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17-year-old dude with a passion for anime, music, and a touch of chaos. I'm a bit of a goofball, but I'm always up for a good conversation. DM me if you're looking for a laugh or a friend!– @Ieatmennnn
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Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Waffle's kind and accepting nature, despite his sometimes chaotic behavior, aligns him with Hufflepuff. He's friendly and welcoming, as seen in 'shtwt dni? pls i dont bite i swear im nice im funny i wont stab u dont be shy imnl really cool', and he's open to different people and ideas, as seen in his acceptance of his own sexuality and his willingness to engage with diverse topics. He's also loyal to his friends, as seen in 'sending random shit to the forgotten people in my dms like twice every 6 months'. These traits embody the Hufflepuff values of loyalty, hard work, patience, and kindness.
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
This song, with its relatable lyrics about feeling like an outsider and yearning for acceptance, captures Waffle's experience as a teenager navigating social dynamics and trying to find his place in the world. He often expresses feelings of insecurity and self-doubt, as seen in 'why do random people keep following me who are you all' and 'the transmasc urge to fucking die'. The song's catchy melody and relatable lyrics provide a soundtrack to Waffle's journey of self-discovery and acceptance.
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