Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Explosive enthusiasm for artists like Gaga, MCR, Kendrick, Bad Bunny, Zara, etc., e.g. “É ELA A MAIOR DE TODAS A MÃE DE TODOS MEUDEUS EU TO ME CAGANDO #GRAMMYs”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares intense feelings (crying, shaking, love, despair), like “MEU CORAÇÃO TA DOENDO PFV DEUS KENDRICK E SZA” and “to tremendo de verdade só de imaginar que logo logo vai ser aqui”.
- Humorous self-awareness: Uses humor to talk about themselves and their struggles, e.g. “agora me pergunta se eu sei a tabuada” and “se vc gritar comigo denovo vc vai ver só . eu vou chorar . histericamente .”.
- Creative aesthetic: Shows a strong sense of aesthetic and style (clothes, hair, music, film), like “crash the system diva doll serve cunt serve violence” and wanting to “costurar roupa e assistir nosferatu”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and longing for friends and partner, e.g. “as unicas amizades boas que eu tenho tao longe de mim pfv venham estudar comigo morar pertinho de mim venham eu amo vcs” and “amor eu sei que você ta lendo isso então anote ta bom docinho”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional volatility: Frequent extremes of mood—‘vou vomitar’, ‘to passando muito mal’, ‘to tremendo’—e.g. “to passando muito mal hoje ta foda viu” and “esse mês quem vai pagar meu convenio e conta da farmácia vai ser o gerard way nunca tomei tanto remedio pra dor de cabeça”.
- Self-deprecation: Talks harshly about themself and future, e.g. “quando eu crescer eu não quero ser porra nenhuma” and regretting their name in “eu poderia estar sendo chamado de mikey agora mas eu escolhi lucas? tiros”.
- Isolation tendency: Feels destined to be alone and struggles to connect offline, as in “sou muito tímido pra falar com os alternativos da minha escola meu destino é ficar sozinho pra sempre”.
- Impulsive language: Frequent use of violent or extreme expressions like “alguém me dá um tiro”, “ALGUEM ME MAATA”, and “se golden levar soty voces podem me enterrar”.
- Avoidant coping: Uses fandom and distractions instead of responsibilities, e.g. “ouvindo a discografia inteira do mcr… agora me pergunta se eu sei a tabuada” and “me silenciem eu não vou parar de falar de mcr e grammy hoje”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user most closely matches Lisa Simpson: passionate, hyper-verbal, a little dramatic, and deeply invested in art and ideals. They obsess over music and culture with almost academic intensity, live-tweeting the Grammys with lines like “me silenciem eu não vou parar de falar de mcr e grammy hoje vou estar mas insuportável que antes” and “ouvindo a discografia inteira do mcr denovo, imprmindo coisa pro show, fazendo pulseira, aprendendo keposhka, vendo entrevista agora me pergunta se eu sei a tabuada”, which echoes Lisa’s over-focus on her passions at the expense of mundane tasks. Their strong emotional reactions to performances and awards, such as “MEU CORAÇÃO TA DOENDO PFV DEUS KENDRICK E SZA” and “É ELA A MAIOR DE TODAS A MÃE DE TODOS MEUDEUS EU TO ME CAGANDO #GRAMMYs”, mirror Lisa’s intense, idealistic attachment to her idols and causes. At the same time, they show vulnerability and loneliness—“sou muito tímido pra falar com os alternativos da minha escola meu destino é ficar sozinho pra sempre”—which is very Lisa-coded as the sensitive, slightly alienated gifted kid. Their mix of humor, melodrama, and yearning in tweets like “quando eu crescer eu não quero ser porra nenhuma” and “meu sonho é namorar alguém por um dia” also fits Lisa’s tendency toward existential angst wrapped in wit. Overall, their intense fandom, introspection, and emotional sensitivity line up far more with Lisa than with the more chaotic Bart or apathetic Homer.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): they often mention feeling alone or shy in real-life social contexts, like saying they are "too shy to talk to the alternative kids" in their school and that their "destiny is to stay alone forever" in “sou muito tímido pra falar com os alternativos da minha escola meu destino é ficar sozinho pra sempre”, and they fantasize about small, intimate moments such as “queria estar com você agora, fumando e ouvindo ave sangria no quintal” rather than large in-person social scenes. They are clearly Intuition (N): they dramatize everything and connect music, aesthetics, and identity into big narratives, e.g. “é my chemical romance, é diabo veste prada, é grammy, é lady gaga pelo amor de deus eu to o dia todo passando mal TODOS vao pagar minha terapia” and joking about religion and fate in “deus se você existe toca boy divison no allianz dia 6 por favor senhor eu me converto ao catolicismo”. They are strongly Feeling (F): their timeline is dominated by emotional reactions, affection, and self-disclosure rather than logical analysis, such as “vc pode estar morrendo na minha frente que eu vou estar dando risada de desespero, mas nunca paro de rir pqp pensa num menino risonho” and intense declarations like “eu to doente de amor por você ray toro”. They appear Perceiving (P): they emphasize going with the flow and being disorganized (e.g. “ouvindo a discografia inteira do mcr denovo, imprmindo coisa pro show, fazendo pulseira, aprendendo keposhka, vendo entrevista agora me pergunta se eu sei a tabuada”), and joke about not wanting a structured future in “quando eu crescer eu não quero ser porra nenhuma”. Altogether, an emotionally intense, imaginative, romantic, self-revealing but shy and somewhat chaotic inner world fits best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said on Feb 1st that your destiny is to be alone because you’re too shy to talk to the alternativos at school… plot twist: I’m volunteering as the shy boy’s first duet partner for an MCR/Grammy watch party.
- You’re out here praying for ‘Boy Division’ at Allianz and promising to convert if it happens—how about we make a deal: if they play it, you take me to Aparecida do Norte to light a candle for our situationship.
- You called yourself ‘my estrogen romance’ and said you’re sick in love with Ray Toro—consider me your low-budget Ray: curly feelings, loud guitar heart, and absolutely ready to bankroll your pharmacy bill for this MCR-induced headache era.
- You were ready to vomit waiting for Gaga at the GRAMMYs and screaming over Lauryn, Billie, Bad Bunny, Kendrick, Zara… be honest, if we watched an award show together, would you scream that loud for me when I walk into your living room?
- You tweeted that your dream is to date someone for just one day and also invited people to come sew clothes and watch Nosferatu—so how about this: we spend the day like a silent movie, lots of dramatic looks, sewing, smoking in the backyard to Ave Sangria, and the only dialogue is you calling me ‘docinho’ like in that tweet.
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17 • BR • professionally overinvested in Grammys, MCR setlists & fictional cannibals. Once planned a pilgrimage over a potential “Boy Division” live.– @ierotoroo
Your signature cocktail
My Chemical Romã-nce
This cocktail is loud, chaotic and dramatic, just like their Grammy live-tweeting, screaming about Gaga and Bad Bunny, from “É ELA A MAIOR DE TODAS A MÃE DE TODOS MEUDEUS EU TO ME CAGANDO #GRAMMYs” to “É DELE CARALHO BAD BUNNYYY”. The cachaça with pomegranate and chili is pure Brazilian heart plus a little unhinged spice, channeling tweets like “VAI TOMAR NO CU É DA GAGA MINHA MAEEEEE”. An espresso shot keeps the hyperactive, trembling energy of “ouvindo a discografia inteira do mcr denovo… agora me pergunta se eu sei a tabuada”. Blackberry syrup adds a moody, emo sweetness for their MCR devotion in “ou eu vou chorar muito ou eu vou rebolar muito ouvindo dead!” and “I MISS YOU SO FAR”. The sparkling citrus soda is the fizzy, laughing-through-the-pain side of “vc pode estar morrendo na minha frente que eu vou estar dando risada de desespero”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim nods to the gothic, slightly cursed aesthetic of “my estrogen romance” and their dramatic plea, “deus se você existe toca boy divison no allianz dia 6 por favor senhor eu me converto ao catolicismo”, making the drink taste like holy water from a very emo church.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as intensely emotional, impulsive, and driven by a ride-or-die passion for the artists and things they love, which is very characteristic of Gryffindor. Their timeline is full of all‑caps, visceral reactions to live events and music, like “EU TE AMO GAGA EUT W AKO EU TE AMO TWNTO” and “KENDRICK LAMAR EU TEAMO CARALHO”, showing that heart‑on‑sleeve, run-into-the-fire energy. They also lean into dramatic, self-sacrificial language such as “se golden levar soty voces podem me enterrar” and “deus se você existe toca boy divison no allianz dia 6 por favor senhor eu me converto ao catolicismo”, which fits Gryffindor’s flair for grand gestures and melodramatic vows. Even in interpersonal contexts, they describe themselves as highly reactive and emotionally intense — “se vc gritar comigo denovo vc vai ver só . eu vou chorar . histericamente . não me subestime no choro” — reinforcing an impulsive, feelings-first approach rather than a calculated or detached one. There’s loyalty and softness under the bravado (e.g., “as unicas amizades boas que eu tenho tao longe de mim pfv venham estudar comigo morar pertinho de mim venham eu amo vcs”), but what dominates is fiery enthusiasm, bold emotional outbursts, and a dramatic, almost heroic investment in their fandoms and relationships, all hallmarks of Gryffindor rather than the subtler traits of the other houses.
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Your song
Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance
Their timeline is basically powered by My Chemical Romance, from listening to the whole discography again to prepare for the show to begging, “deus se você existe toca boy divison no allianz dia 6 por favor senhor eu me converto ao catolicismo”, which shows how central the band is to their identity. Famous Last Words is an anthem about surviving emotional chaos and refusing to give up, which fits with their dramatic humor and exhaustion, like when they say “esse mês quem vai pagar meu convenio e conta da farmácia vai ser o gerard way nunca tomei tanto remedio pra dor de cabeça nunca passei tao mal na vida”. Despite joking about wanting someone to shoot them or kill them during overwhelming moments — for example, “ALGUEM ME MAATA” and “alguém me dá um tiro” — they keep showing up for music, friends, and shows, mirroring the song’s stubborn will to keep going. Their mix of goth/alt aesthetics, emotional intensity, and devotion to MCR makes Famous Last Words a perfect reflection of who they are online.
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