Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate fan: Shows intense, sustained enthusiasm for MCR, e.g. planning setlists, live reactions, and tattoos related to the band like “fazer tatuagem 4/? relacionada ao mcr another one thank youuu” and emotional reactions to shows such as “porra mano olha esse show vai tomar no CU AQUI É LATAM CARALHO”.
- Affectionate partner: Openly expresses love and admiration for their girlfriend in multiple tweets like “minha namorada linda 💘💘💘 te amo princesa amorrr da mia vida” and “vejam que linda minha namorada… eu a amo mais que tudo”.
- Humorous storyteller: Uses vivid, self-deprecating humor and colorful metaphors, for example “ontem comeram meu cu com sal grosso e areia e hoje jogaram limão e molho de pimenta 👍 obg mcr” and describing horror-movie fear as “trancar o cu” in this request for recommendations.
- Self-aware vulnerable: Openly acknowledges mental health struggles and feelings, e.g. “queria estar brincando sobre ter entrado atrasada na reunião… porque eu tava… chorando no banheiro do trabalho” and difficulty crying due to meds in “preciso chorar… impraticável com o combo antidepressivo + estabilizador de humor + anticoncepcional”.
- Playful creative: Turns fandom into creative small projects and rituals, like making “tweets físicos” on paper during a live in “vou ter que fazer tweets físicos… e depois do show sepa divido com vocês” and customizing a Labubu for Mikey in “tô me mijando de rir com o labubu personalizado do mikey”.
Weaknesses:
- Emotional overwhelm: Frequently describes being on the edge of emotional overload, e.g. “gente não vai dar eu não dou conta eu meio que preciso morrer tipo nesse minuto” and “gente. puta merda. não tô bem.”.
- Parasitic attachment: Acknowledges intense parasocial feelings, like being genuinely upset that Gerard will never meet their cat in “me parte o coração… fico mal de verdade com isso tchau”, and strong “ciúme de fav” in “gente orem por mim eu sinto muito ciúme de fav”.
- Academic avoidance: Openly goes to an exam without studying, prioritizing fandom instead, as in “indo fazer prova amanhã… sem estudar porra nenhuma e mente ocupada única e exclusivamente por mcr”.
- Work stress: Shows difficulty balancing work and wellbeing, e.g. needing Monster to cope at work in “todo mundo me viu tomar 2 por dia… brindamos” and crying before a mental health meeting in “tava… chorando no banheiro do trabalho”.
- Intense language: Relies heavily on very graphic, aggressive expressions which can be off-putting, such as “comeram meu cu com sal grosso e areia” and wishing for a sleep paralysis demon scenario in “queria que meu demônio da paralisia do sono fosse o gerard em cima de mim me esfaqueando”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They match Lisa Simpson best: emotional, highly introspective, and very intense about the things they love. Like Lisa with her sax and causes, this user orbits almost entirely around My Chemical Romance, joking about going to an exam with their “mind occupied única e exclusivamente por mcr” “indo fazer prova amanhã mais uma vez de coração puríssimo, sem estudar porra nenhuma e mente ocupada única e exclusivamente por mcr bjsss”. They are self-aware and open about mental health and medication, mirroring Lisa’s reflective nature and vulnerability, for example when they say they entered a mental health lecture late because they were crying in the bathroom at work “queria estar brincando sobre ter entrado atrasada na reunião pra palestra sobre atenção saúde mental porque eu tava atenção chorando no banheiro do trabalho.” and when they describe struggling to cry due to antidepressants and mood stabilizers “combo antidepressivo + estabilizador de humor + anticoncepcional”. There’s also a strong streak of tenderness and idealism in how they talk about their partner “vejam que linda minha namorada… eu a amo mais que tudo ❤️🌹💌” and their cat waiting while they smoke “fecho as portas da varanda pq não fumo perto dele e ele fica me esperando 💔”, very Lisa-core compassion. Finally, the dramatic, articulate fangirling and moral concern (e.g., calling out dangerous show behavior like fireworks “que porra de ideia é essa de levar sinalizador e fogos de artifício pro show do mcr”) fits Lisa’s combination of big feelings, sharp language, and a strong sense of what’s right.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted than introverted: they constantly live-tweet emotional reactions to shows, work, and friends, openly share vulnerable moments like “chorando no banheiro do trabalho”, and joke loudly with their timeline using vivid, attention-grabbing language such as “QUEM ME QUOTOU COM PRIV BOTA O PAU NA MESA”, which suggests energizing through external interaction. Their style is strongly Intuitive: they leap into hyperbolic imagery and symbolism instead of plain description, e.g. “vou optar por ficar quietinha ao contrário da minha cabeça tá uma putaria ops gritaria***” and the dramatic, almost poetic phrasing in “what a dark mess of chemicals we have become”, focusing on vibe and metaphor rather than concrete facts. They’re clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotions, relationships, and devotion—see their overflowing affection in “vejam que linda minha namorada… eu a amo mais que tudo” and intense parasocial attachment in “me parte o coração… gerard amaria muito o edgar”, with almost no interest in dispassionate logic. Finally, they appear more Perceiving than judging: they often wing things (e.g. “indo fazer prova… sem estudar porra nenhuma”), stay up late and run on Monster at work in a chaotic way (“todo mundo me viu tomar 2 por dia… brindamos”), and improvise solutions like their ‘tweets físicos’ plan for watching a live on mobile (“vou ter que fazer tweets físicos… e depois do show sepa divido com vocês”), all pointing to a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle. Altogether, their expressive, imaginative, emotionally intense, and spontaneous online presence best fits ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If you’re going to avenge your ghost with every breath you take, at least let me be the dramatic soundtrack—consider this my application to be your personal MCR B-side.
- You said the last horror that really scared you was *Sinister* when you were 13—how about we fix that with a double feature: scary movie + me sitting way too close on the couch? Pure terror, zero jump scares, lots of hand-holding.
- Your boss letting you skip work hours for the MCR shows was iconic, but imagine the power move of telling her you also need time off to recover from meeting the absolute love of your life at the concert. (Spoiler: it’s me, sorry, I don’t make the rules.)
- You, going to a test with a mind occupied ‘única e exclusivamente por MCR’; me, offering to quiz you on setlists, lyrics, and the exact moment each member fell to their knees in LatAm—study date, but make it unhinged and academically useless.
- You said you get genuinely sad thinking Gerard will never meet Edgar; I can’t get that out of my head either. Maybe we can’t fix that, but we *can* arrange for Edgar to meet the disaster who’s been half in love with you just from your timeline. That’s at least one crossover episode granted.
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Your new Twitter bio
25 • he/she • promoted emo professional. Once walked into a mental health talk late because I was crying in the bathroom over MCR setlists.– @ieroverture
Your signature cocktail
Blue-Haired Deathwish Daiquiri
This drink is strong, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like someone who says “chorando na pracinha na frente da igreja… porque to pensando na possibilidade de ouvir deathwish ao vivo”. The cachaça with chili and black pepper is for the way they constantly get their ass metaphorically kicked by MCR, as in “ontem comeram meu cu com sal grosso e areia e hoje jogaram limão e molho de pimenta 👍 obg mcr”. The red wine reduction nods to their wish to share a drink with Ray, like “boa noite, ray toro 🌹 aceitas tomar este vinho toro comigo hoje? 🍷” and “é que eu queria convidá lo para apreciar um bom chopp de vinho comigo depois do show…….. aceitas?”. Blue curaçao reflects their iconic hair and confidence, as in “ngl tava com receio… mas tá TODO MUNDO elogiando a cor… azul é MINHA COR tem que aceitar” and “oi gebte adivinha quem tá de cabelo azul”. The cherry cola brings in emo sweetness and nostalgia, matching their My Chemical Romance obsession and tattoo saga in “fazendo minha tatuagem 4/? relacionada ao mcr another one thank youuu”. Finally, fresh lime juice cuts through everything like their humor and emotional honesty, from “queria estar brincando sobre ter entrado atrasada… chorando no banheiro do trabalho” to the vulnerable devotion of “vejam que linda minha namorada… eu a amo mais que tudo ❤️🌹💌”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Their strongest throughline is loyalty and devotion to people and things they love, which is quintessentially Hufflepuff. They’re intensely committed to My Chemical Romance, to the point of structuring their life around the band and its shows, from negotiating work time off to attend (“há dias ensaiando o pedido pra minha chefe me liberar pros shows”) to being emotionally wrecked by setlists and performances (“chorando na pracinha... pensando na possibilidade de ouvir deathwish ao vivo”). Their tenderness and loyalty to their partner and friends also stand out: they gush about their girlfriend repeatedly (“vejam que linda minha namorada… eu a amo mais que tudo”), celebrate her happiness (“eu amo ver meu amor ser enchido de amor”), and miss a friend’s everyday presence online (“saudade da minha irmã zi tyvncunt e dos bom dia dela nessa rede”). At work, they show a solid, responsible side, worrying about colleagues’ reactions in a conservative environment yet still showing up as themselves (“aqui infelizmente é um ambiente conservador... mas tá TODO MUNDO elogiando”) and even laughing with coworkers over mutual exhaustion and energy drinks (“começo a rir da cara um do outro e brindamos”). While they have flashes of boldness and dark humor that could hint at Gryffindor or Slytherin, the dominant traits are steadfast affection, emotional honesty, and dedication to relationships and fandom—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
Your movie
Your song
I'm Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance
Their entire personality on Twitter orbits My Chemical Romance, from going to multiple Brazil shows ("indo fazer prova amanhã mais uma vez de coração puríssimo, sem estudar porra nenhuma e mente ocupada única e exclusivamente por mcr bjsss") to planning life and work around concerts ("há dias ensaiando o pedido pra minha chefe me liberar pros shows"). Emotionally, they live in that chaotic mix of humor, breakdown, and devotion that I'm Not Okay (I Promise) captures—like crying in the bathroom before a mental health talk ("queria estar brincando sobre ter entrado atrasada na reunião pra palestra sobre atenção saúde mental porque eu tava atenção chorando no banheiro do trabalho.") and struggling to cry through meds ("preciso chorar tipo pra Agora e queria muito conseguir mas tá impraticável com o combo antidepressivo + estabilizador de humor + anticoncepcional"). The song’s theme of being emotionally overloaded but turning it into dramatic, darkly funny theatrics fits their tone when they say things like "chorando na pracinha na frente da igreja favor respeitar to passando por uma batalha espiritual fortíssima (… ) é porque to pensando na possibilidade de ouvir deathwish ao vivo". Even their bio—"i will avenge my ghost with every breath i take"—and their intense parasocial attachment ("me parte o coração, gente. gerard amaria muito o edgar e eles se dariam TÃO bem… fico mal de verdade com isso tchau") echo the theatrical angst and ride-or-die loyalty that define this song.
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