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Your Simpsons character
The user’s constant use of profanity, crude humor, and impulsive, often xenophobic statements mirrors Homer Simpson’s simplistic, angry, and occasionally bigoted worldview, as seen in tweets like "FUCK i can't believe i saw peace 0.05 seconds before i saw ass" and "damn i didnt think it was possible to hate this waste of space turd world piece of shit any more than i already did". Homer’s well‑known obsession with food is echoed by the user’s frequent posts about meals, for example "beef, egg, any wild growing fruit or berry, any wild caught game animal or fish". The user’s habit of sharing shallow meme‑style content without nuance, such as repeatedly posting "new map of who is white just dropped", parallels Homer’s tendency to spread simple, sensational ideas on social media. Self‑deprecating remarks about wasting time, like "doing this has basically wasted my life", reflect Homer’s occasional moments of self‑awareness about his own stupidity. Overall, the blend of vulgar outbursts, simplistic moral judgments, and a focus on immediate gratification aligns most closely with Homer Simpson among the main Simpsons characters.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user displays an extroverted communication style, engaging with others through provocative and sarcastic tweets, such as 'damn i didnt think it was possible to hate this waste of space turd world piece of shit any more than i already did.' They have a preference for intuition, often referencing abstract concepts and societal critiques like 'the reason the chinese will develop realistic humanoid robots before the rest of the world is their famed complete lack of empathy.' Decision-making appears to be rooted in thinking as they frequently analyze situations critically, for example stating, 'no, the problem with the wire is that it was GOOD propaganda.' Lastly, they show a perceptive lifestyle, showcasing spontaneity and adaptability in remarks like 'now please add the ability to be alerted before a planned livestream goes live, this is crucial for @SpaceX webcasts!'

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Meme curator, random rants & occasional philosophy. Once tried catching fish with a spoon—still looking for that perfect bait.– @igelblork

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The drink captures the raw, primal energy of the user’s favorite meals – "beef, egg, any wild growing fruit or berry, any wild caught game animal or fish". It also reflects their love of shock and contrast, echoing the tweet "FUCK i can't believe i saw peace 0.05 seconds before i saw ass". The bitter edge of the cocktail mirrors the self‑critical "this is my unrealistic beauty standard for women" mindset, while the layered flavors echo the philosophical "the duality of man". Finally, the finish is smooth and hopeful, just like the user’s claim that "everything's gonna work out just fine".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets repeatedly display a ruthless desire for personal advantage and a disdain for others, which matches Slytherin’s emphasis on ambition and cunning. For example, they claim 'I would choose 200 elephants over 17 million Zimbabweans every single time', showing a willingness to prioritize self‑interest over humanity. They also mock rivals with lines like 'by not filling his company with bugman striver indians like yourself', indicating a strategic contempt for competition. Their repeated assertions of superiority, such as 'the Chinese believe they are the only ones that matter … cannot be reasoned with', reinforce a scheming worldview typical of Slytherins. These patterns of self‑serving ambition, manipulative language, and lack of moral restraint point clearly toward Slytherin.

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The user's timeline is filled with raw anger, profanity, and a defiant stance toward perceived authority, which aligns perfectly with the confrontational spirit of Rage Against the Machine's "Killing in the Name". They frequently unleash profanity and hostility, as in the tweet 'FUCK i can't believe i saw peace 0.05 seconds before i saw ass' and the line 'by not filling his company with bugman striver indians like yourself'. Their hateful conspiratorial commentary, like 'the reason the chinese will develop realistic humanoid robots before the rest of the world is their famed complete lack of empathy', mirrors the song’s critique of oppressive power structures. The repeated chant in the song, 'Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me', captures the user's repeated refusal to submit, evident in posts such as 'the WE LOVE NGGERS WAY MORE PARTY ...' and 'the imperial presidency, implemented on caesar's birthday'. Overall, the aggressive, rebellious, and unapologetically offensive tone of the user's posts makes "Killing in the Name" the most fitting anthem.

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