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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of irreverence, trolling, and performative apathy. They constantly mock others and posture as a bit of a menace, like calling people who buy cosmetics in games “retardado” or saying “quem apoia “relacionamento aberto” merece guilhotina.” Their timeline is full of chaotic jokes and edgy takes, such as “as vezes ta tudo bem odiar………..” and “tudo me estressa,” echoing Bart’s cynical, antagonistic attitude toward the world. At the same time, there’s a hint of self-awareness and insecurity beneath the bravado, shown in tweets like “se nn confio nem em mim msm como vou confiar em outra pessoa” and “sei la eu sou uma pessoa ruim. Overall, the mix of rebellion, dark humor, emotional defensiveness, and constant needling of others lines up with Bart more than any other main Simpsons character.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets are observational, sardonic commentary from the sidelines rather than excited social sharing, like the detached self‑assessment in “sei la eu sou uma pessoa ruim” and the self‑mistrust in “se nn confio nem em mim msm como vou confiar em outra pessoa”. Their humor and focus show Intuition (N): they’re preoccupied with patterns, archetypes, and online culture rather than concrete detail, mocking trends and aesthetics in “as vezes da pena de ver esses manos q só copiam estéticas saturadas e fazem disso sua personalidade” and calling out buzzword fads in “manos aprenderam a palavra slop e foid ontem e ja acham q sabem de algo”. They are strongly Thinking (T): their tone is blunt, abrasive, and judgmental rather than conciliatory, e.g. “comprou o novo pacote reaver = retardado” and the harsh stance in “quem apoia ‘relacionamento aberto’ merece guilhotina”. Finally, they seem Perceiving (P): there’s no sign of structured planning or life organization, just reactive, spontaneous takes like “tudo me estressa” and gaming rants such as “essa dlc de lies of p so no arco e flecha nn ta facil pqp”. The combination of withdrawn, hypercritical commentary, abstract cultural focus, and unfiltered logic‑first judgments aligns most closely with INTP rather than a more organized J type or a more harmony‑oriented F type.

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Part-time hater, full-time gamer. Once gatekept a game so hard I forgot to enjoy it. Opinions sharp, jokes sharper.– @ihatedyoudearly

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Overproof dark rum is the heavy base, matching their intense, slightly destructive energy and lines like “tudo me estressa” and “sei la eu sou uma pessoa ruim”. A bitter aperitivo like Campari represents their contemptuous humor and harsh judgments, echoing “quem apoia “relacionamento aberto” merece guilhotina” and “comprou o novo pacote reaver = retardado”. The espresso shot adds jittery focus and late-night gamer vibes, inspired by their gaming tweets such as “essa dlc de lies of p so no arco e flecha nn ta facil pqp”. A smoked salt rim reflects the constant saltiness and edge in posts like “as vezes ta tudo bem odiar………..” and “as vezes da pena de ver esses manos q só copiam estéticas saturadas”. Finally, a tiny dash of simple syrup softens the blow, hinting that under all the hate and “desprezo”, there’s still a barely noticeable touch of sweetness left.

Your Hogwarts House
This user leans strongly Slytherin, with a focus on harsh judgment, contempt, and emotional self‑protection rather than open vulnerability. They repeatedly express disdain and superiority over others, e.g. mocking people who buy cosmetic packs in games as inherently stupid: “comprou o novo pacote reaver = retardado”, and ridiculing people who imitate trends as pathetic and unoriginal: “as vezes da pena de ver esses manos q só copiam estéticas saturadas e fazem disso sua personalidade e ainda acham q estão sendo originais kkkkk”. There is a strong streak of self‑preservation and distrust, such as in “se nn confio nem em mim msm como vou confiar em outra pessoa”, which aligns with Slytherin’s guarded, defensive nature rather than Gryffindor’s openness or Hufflepuff’s trust. Their rhetoric is often extreme and punitive, for example “quem apoia ‘relacionamento aberto’ merece guilhotina” and the violent quote-tweet “um velho desse tinha q ser estuprado”, showing a ruthless, ends‑justify‑the‑means mindset that fits the darker side of Slytherin. While there are flashes of self‑awareness like “sei la eu sou uma pessoa ruim”, they lean into their bitterness and hate as part of their persona, as in “as vezes ta tudo bem odiar………..”, which reinforces a Slytherin identity built around cynicism and emotional armor rather than empathy or intellectual curiosity.

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A song that revolves around resentment, self-conflict, and messy relationships fits this account’s tone almost perfectly. Their handle itself, @ihatedyoudearly, and tweets like “as vezes ta tudo bem odiar………..” mirror the song’s fixation on hate as an emotional baseline. The user openly embraces being difficult or harmful, as in “quem goza gostoso tb inferniza a vida dos outros”, which aligns with the song’s theme of simultaneously caring about and tormenting others. There’s also a strong self-loathing thread, seen in “sei la eu sou uma pessoa ruim” and “se nn confio nem em mim msm como vou confiar em outra pessoa”, echoing the track’s internal tug‑of‑war. Combined with their constant irritation and contempt for others, like “tudo me estressa” and “as vezes da pena de ver esses manos q só copiam estéticas saturadas”, the bitter emotional core of I Hate Everything About You suits them extremely well.

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