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Your Simpsons character
Like Krusty, Magnus exhibits a chaotic blend of self-loathing, health struggles, and a cynical outlook on their career. They frequently oscillate between extreme habits and despair, tweeting, “goddd i wanna die man fuck my big ass stupid fucking chungus life”, mirroring Krusty’s own weary nihilism behind the scenes. Their experience with the military and mental health parallels Krusty’s dissatisfaction with show business, as seen when they state, “nothing works i hate the military and i hate my life”. Furthermore, Magnus's reliance on substances like “diet soda and zyns” and their humor regarding physical ailments captures the essence of the Simpsons’ most famously burned-out entertainer.

Your MBTI personality Type
Magnus demonstrates Extroversion through a high volume of social outreach and a constant desire for interaction, seen in tweets like “talk 2 me ouuuuuu talk 2 me”. Their Intuition is reflected in their preoccupation with future possibilities and identity archetypes, such as listing diverse fictional characters they identify with across different platforms. They lean toward Feeling, often prioritizing emotional expression and personal values over cold logic, exemplified by their empathetic defense of platonic cuddling as a friendly gesture. Finally, their Perceiving nature is highly evident in their struggle with structure and deadlines, admitted when they procrastinated on 15 essays and graduation attire, reflecting a spontaneous and somewhat disorganized lifestyle.

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US Navy veteran and 2025 graduate with a passion for gaming and digital culture. Ask me about the time I watched Monsters vs. Aliens over 100 times.– @iheartnishikl

Your signature cocktail
This experimental, bitter-sweet concoction captures Magnus's chaotic transition from high school to the military. The diet soda base honors their new year's resolution that “all i need is diet soda and zyns,” while the strong gin reflects the harsh reality of their service, as they noted “i hate the military and i hate my life.” The tart fruit represents their specific cravings, like how “kiwi are like the sour patch kids of fruit,” balancing a drink for someone who is “18yo” and navigating a “big ass stupid fucking chungus life.”

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Magnus demonstrates a classic Slytherin focus on self-preservation and personal ambition, particularly regarding their military career and body image. They display resourcefulness and a "by any means necessary" attitude toward reaching the Navy's physical standards, stating, “9 more pounds to lose until i’m no longer overweight by navy standards so they’ll get off my ass”. Their blunt, often provocative honesty—seen in tweets like “i wanna be an asshole without the repercussions”—highlights a disregard for conventional niceties in favor of their own desires. Furthermore, their pragmatic, survivalist outlook on global events, such as “im dying in the military gg guys”, reflects the darker, more fatalistic side of the house of the serpent.

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The song reflects the overwhelming pressure and internal struggle Magnus faces while navigating a high-stakes military career and a severe mental health crisis. They explicitly mention the toll of their environment, tweeting, “being suicidal already and choosing the career with the highest suicide rate wasn’t really a good idea” and “i hate the military and i hate my life”. The lyrics of Numb mirror their feeling of being trapped and losing their sense of self to institutional expectations, especially after being “diagnosed with bipolar 2 possibly being disqualified from navy”. Ultimately, the track captures the exhaustion of someone who has “went to the mental hospital that shit don’t work nothing works” and is struggling to stay afloat.

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