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Your Simpsons character
This user reads as a very intense, hyper-specific fangirl who also gets genuinely emotional and principled about the things she loves, which maps most closely to Lisa Simpson. Like Lisa obsessing over her favorite bands or causes, she fixates deeply on My Chemical Romance and Gerard Way, saying “all i do on here is cry about gerard way” and “sometimes when i think about her it brings tears to my eyes i love you gerard”. Lisa’s combination of sincerity and over-the-top reaction matches tweets like “if i think about gerard way for too long i cry” and “holy shig my chemical romance tonight im gonna be sick”. She also has a moral/defensive streak that feels very Lisa-coded, jumping to protect her faves in tweets like “Can we leave gerard way alone” and “DONT EVER DISS ON MY GIRL”. Even when she’s snarky or dramatic, it comes from a place of earnest passion, much like Lisa’s melodramatic devotion to her interests and ethics.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert: they constantly seek interaction and shared hype with others, asking questions like “guys wherre are you watching rn i feel like i can’t find a good stream” and “I NEED ACTIVE MUTUALS SO BAD!!!!!!!! mcr twitter…. Hi……”, and openly broadcasting their excitement and emotions to their mutuals. Their focus is strongly Intuitive, centering on emotional resonance, symbolism, and possibilities rather than concrete details, like dramatizing setlist changes in “HOLY SHIT OUR LADU OF SORROWDS” and fantasizing about fanfic culture in “ts how it feels to have been an mcr fan for years and not EVER have read unholyverse or a splitting of the mind.”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, prioritizing emotional bonds and values over detached analysis, defending their faves with tweets like “Can we leave gerard way alone” and “DONT EVER DISS ON MY GIRL”, and frequently expressing intense affection such as “sometimes when i think about her it brings tears to my eyes i love you gerard😭😭😭”. Their style is highly Perceiving: spontaneous, reactive, and in-the-moment rather than planned or structured, as seen in rapid-fire live reactions like “VAMPIRES???????????????????????” and “a DAGER A DAGER HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”, and impulsive emotional swings such as “i have a stomach ache thinking about tonight and its not even MY show”. Taken together—the outward focus on community, intense emotionality, imaginative fangirling, and go-with-the-flow chaos—ENFP best fits their online personality.

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Live-tweeting MCR meltdowns since the stadium Wi‑Fi went out. Nashville-based show recaps, setlist tracking & occasional concert crisis management.– @iheartrard

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This drink is loud, chaotic, and dramatic, just like them live-tweeting tour streams while screaming about setlists and knives, e.g. “a DAGER A DAGER HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT” and “GERARD PLAYING DEAD HOLLLYYY”. Black cherry bourbon gives it an emo, black-parade heart while nodding to their ride-or-die devotion in posts like “god i lov my chemical romance”. Blood orange liqueur adds a bright, theatrical stab of color, echoing the melodrama of “CAB SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME THE VIDEO OF GERARD STABBING THE PATIENT IMMEDIATELY”. Activated charcoal syrup makes the drink pitch-black and over-the-top, channeling the all-caps meltdown energy of “HOLY SHIT OUR LADU OF SORROWDS”. Spicy ginger beer captures their sharp, slightly unhinged sense of humor and willingness to fight for their faves, like “DONT EVER DISS ON MY GIRL”. Finally, edible silver glitter mirrors the glittery, genderfucky adoration in “tell me that’s not a beautiful woman”, making the whole thing look like something you’d cry over at an MCR show and then tweet in all caps about.

Your Hogwarts House
This user is extremely emotionally intense and impulsive in how they express themself, which points strongly to Gryffindor. Their timeline is full of all-caps, in-the-moment reactions that feel like charging straight into battle, such as “HOLY SHIT OUR LADU OF SORROWDS” and “A DAGER A DAGER HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT”, mirroring the house’s dramatic, adrenaline-fueled energy. They also show a clear ‘protector’ streak, leaping to defend Gerard Way and Hayley Williams with the same ferocity a Gryffindor might defend a friend: “Can we leave gerard way alone” and “hayley williams slander will NEVER get past me. over my dead body ho.”. Even their humor has a confrontational, ride-or-die edge, like “my tweets only get attention when i talk about beating the shit out of frank iero. Okay.💓❤️🙂”, which reads more as chaotic bravado than calculated malice. Combined with how loudly and publicly they wear their love and feelings for the band—“i love you my chemical romance”, “sometimes when i think about her it brings tears to my eyes i love you gerard😭😭😭”—they fit the archetype of the loud, passionate, sometimes reckless Gryffindor far better than the subtler energies of the other houses.

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The song I’m Not Okay (I Promise) fits them perfectly because their whole account is an intense, emotional love letter to My Chemical Romance and especially Gerard Way, from “god i lov my chemical romance” to “i love you my chemical romance.” Their dramatic, all‑caps live reactions like “THE 'IS IT NOT OK?' INTRO INTO IM NOT OKAY HAHA OKKK SMOOTH” show they already have a special attachment to this song and its chaotic energy. The song’s themes of emotional overload and barely-contained meltdown mirror tweets such as “if i think about gerard way for too long i cry” and “I miss gerard way.” Their timeline swings between excitement and despair—“everything SUCKS but mcr tour starts #TOMORROW .”—which matches the song’s mix of angst and catharsis. Overall, their personality reads like the living embodiment of shouting that chorus back at the stage every night of tour.

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