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Your Simpsons character
They’re very online and snarky, but underneath the memes there’s a clear thoughtful and political streak, which fits Lisa best. Like Lisa going from sax solos to activism, they bounce from horny or chaotic jokes like “Cause I be on that new Shit. Bananas, In My Asshole.” to sincerely political posts like “Create a safe space for Israeli lgbtq at risk youth”. They show strong opinions about culture and ethics, e.g. critiquing minimalism as capitalist in “Minimalism = a product of capitalism, and it’s been obvious for quite a while now.”, which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to overanalyze media and systems. There’s also a personal vulnerability and seriousness beneath the jokes, like when they say “I was subjected to 2.5 years of physical and verbal abuse when I was sent to a Chinese boarding school after my parents decided NA was making me too whitewashed”, evoking Lisa’s struggles with family and identity. The mix of nerdy/artsy taste (Bjork, Joanna Newsom), moral outrage, and being surrounded by people who don’t always ‘get’ them is quintessentially Lisa Simpson.

Your MBTI personality Type
They read as an Extrovert (E): they constantly interact with online communities, group chats, and classmates, and frame themselves in relation to stan Twitter and friends, e.g. “BREAKING NEWS: TATE MCRAE, THE QUEEN OF ISRAEL HAS TAKEN OVER 4 GROUPCHATS” and “JOANNA NEWSOM IS BEING DISCUSSED AMONG OOMFS WE ALL CHEERED”. Their humor is highly associative and metaphorical, showing Intuition (N) over concrete detail: they spin memes and abstract takes like “the mitski to Lana del Rey to björk to Joanna newsom pipeline is real but each step takes away like 30% of the people so you don’t hear about us joannanators” and broad social commentary in “Minimalism = a product of capitalism, and it’s been obvious for quite a while now.”. Their judgments are heavily value- and empathy-based, showing Feeling (F): they care about bullying and marginalized groups, as in “Create a safe space for Israeli lgbtq at risk youth” and “You mean your fans????? Your gay, black and trans fans?????”, and they critique people for being cruel or performative rather than just illogical, e.g. “people like this just say random cold takes like this and watch the engagement pour in”. Finally, their spontaneity, mood swings, and chaotic, stream-of-consciousness posting style point to Perceiving (P): they joke about being overwhelmed and unstructured (“I need to kill someone or else I’ll go crazy.”; “I am a squirt chungus of 15 years and here’s my daily routine”) and react in the moment to whatever crosses their feed rather than following any planned or curated persona. Overall, the highly social, imaginative, emotionally expressive, and spontaneous tone fits ENFP best.

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Band kid, Björk-to-Joanna pipeline survivor, part-time stan critic. Once skipped lunch for 1.5 days and still had opinions on your fave’s flop.– @ihurdiwuscancel

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Your Hogwarts House
They’re sharp, status‑aware, and very comfortable with confrontation, which leans strongly Slytherin. They repeatedly frame things in terms of winning, losing, and domination, e.g. celebrating an artist’s flop in “Tayble tanked once again 2 misses in a row WOOHOOO” and mocking parasocial fans as “you stupid horny girls” in “Heated rivalry fans r so cringe… its an ACT…”. Their instinct is often ruthless and punitive: “If I saw her irl I would’ve kick her over no shade” and the elaborate, cruel dismissal in “Well that’s not gonna happen… You’re just a sad little cuck who will have nothing happen for you.”. Even when discussing politics or identity, it’s through the lens of sides and power, like calling someone “the queen of Israel” taking over chats in “BREAKING NEWS: TATE MCRAE, THE QUEEN OF ISRAEL HAS TAKEN OVER 4 GROUPCHATS”. The mix of ambition, contempt for perceived weakness, and cutting, strategic humor (e.g. turning every discourse into a bit, as in “Stan twitter gimmick accounts… baby no one knows you you are Israel”) fits Slytherin’s resourceful, confrontational archetype far better than the other houses.

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The best fit for them is Sapokanikan because they’re openly a hardcore Joanna Newsom fan and even call themselves “HEAD BONNIENATOR,” cheering when “JOANNA NEWSOM IS BEING DISCUSSED AMONG OOMFS WE ALL CHEERED”. Their timeline mixes abrasive, chaotic stan humor with sudden, sharp seriousness, similar to how Sapokanikan jumps from jokey asides to heavy reflections; you see this contrast when they go from “Sombr” memes like “Sombr ain’t ended” to heavy real-life disclosures like “I was subjected to 2.5 years of physical and verbal abuse when I was sent to a Chinese boarding school…”. They’re constantly commenting on online performance and fake depth, dragging “angstslop” and viral-quote music in “I mean it when I say I’m different from the angstslop media alien stage obsessed laufey girls.” and “saw that one tweet about how singers need to stop making music out of viral Pinterest quotes and it’s the only thing I think about when seeing s*mbr now”, which aligns with Newsom’s dense, anti-basic lyricism. Like the song’s blend of history, irony, and emotional gut punches, they clown around with hyperbolic threats and stan jokes—“I need to kill someone or else I’ll go crazy.”—while still caring deeply about things like anti-bullying and identity, making Sapokanikan feel like the truest musical mirror of their persona.

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