Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectually Eclectic: He engages with classical music like “Schubert Fantasia”, literature by Hölderlin and Goethe, and world cinema at Zawya.
- Linguistic Ambition: He is actively learning German, using AI to “learn grammar” and preparing for the “telc German exam”.
- Cultural Awareness: He possesses a deep connection to his Sudanese roots, highlighting the “massacre in al fashir” to spread awareness.
- Critical Thinker: He questions modern trends, such as the “shittiest development” of AI-generated images and the loss of internet authenticity.
- Physically Disciplined: He maintains a fitness routine, including a “100kg bench” press and regular cardio sessions.
Weaknesses:
- Cynical Outlook: He often expresses extreme negativity, such as “Just Nuke this country brah” regarding his current environment.
- Social Insecurity: He laments being “completely unintelligible” during public speaking and fears his “hair’s lines” are fading.
- Employment Instability: He admits to “Getting a job for 3 months” just to finance long periods of unemployment.
- Judgmental Attitude: He dismisses people based on their digital habits, calling those with jobs in their bio “third worlders”.
- Impulsive Spender: He describes his financial state as “My coffers, all gone!” and admits to “Squandered it all again”.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like the sarcastic and hyper-critical Jeff Albertson, @IiiRamsys possesses a cynical, elitist attitude toward art and media, frequently dismissing popular works as “Worst mistake of my life” or “one of the worst to ever do it.” They share a niche obsession with high-brow culture and linguistics, often mocking those they deem “illiterate” or possessing a “broken” brain. This persona is defined by a blend of obscure interests—ranging from Schubert to Sturm und Drang—and a biting wit used to gatekeep hobbies, claiming “you'd actually have more fun if you were more strict about it!” Ultimately, their frequent “so over” pronouncements mirror the iconic “Worst. Episode. Ever.” catchphrase in both tone and spirit.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Ramy demonstrates strong Introversion through his frequent mentions of solitary hobbies like reading, language learning, and cinema, often feeling out of place in public, such as when he was “completely unintelligible” during a speech. His Intuitive nature is evidenced by his appreciation for abstract themes in literature and classical music, such as his love for “Schubert Fantasia” and his philosophical musings on “free will”. He exhibits Thinking traits through his blunt, often cynical logic and disdain for emotional appeals, exemplified by his critique of “uber liberals” as “actual freaks.” Finally, his Perceiving preference is clear from his self-described “unemployment” cycles and his spontaneous, often disorganized approach to life, admitting he “squandered it all again” without a fixed plan.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the telc German exam? Because I’d happily drop 12,000 EGP just for the chance to fail at impressing you.
- Forget the Uber liberals and the Substack demons—I promise I’m more interesting than a 30-minute cardio session flash-hallucination.
- Is your name Schubert’s Fantasia? Because you’re my absolute beloved, and I’d never hit 'translate' on the way I feel about you.
- I’m no epigone, but I’d gladly follow you around just to document how you’re the only person who makes living in Cairo look like a 'reasonable crash out.'
- You don’t need a full moon to get me ready—I’d even endure a box of Mt. Fuji Kit Kats just to spend an hour doomscrolling with you.
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Cinema and classical music enthusiast based in Cairo. When I'm not studying German or critiquing Joachim Trier, I’m probably being trapped on the sofa by a cat.– @IiiRamsys
Your signature cocktail
The Existential Sturm und Drang
This drink is a high-octane mix of high culture and deep melancholy, mirroring a man who is “Sturm und Drang” for Goethe one moment and “molding” over hair loss the next. The Schnapps and Hibiscus represent his cultural duality as a Sudanese man in Cairo struggling through a “telc German exam”, while the Russian Vodka honors his aesthetic appreciation for the “beautiful language”. It is intentionally bitter to match his disdain for “uber liberals” and the “worst mistake of my life” (joining X). Finally, the Calla Lily garnish satisfies his sudden “need for some calla lillies” amidst a life of “3 months of unemployment”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Ramy exhibits the classic Ravenclaw hallmarks of intellectual curiosity, a deep appreciation for high culture, and a biting, analytical wit. He is deeply engaged in linguistic and artistic pursuits, noting that “AI is extremely useful for learning languages” and obsessing over the nuances of “Schubert Fantasia” or German Romanticism, as seen when he calls Goethe “my king, my goat”. His disdain for those he deems “illiterate” and his critique of film at the Zawya cinema further highlight an elitist preference for intellectual stimulation. Even his humor is rooted in literary references, such as parodying Dylan Thomas to lament hair loss with “Mald, Mald against the dying of the light”.
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Creep - Radiohead
The user portrays themselves as a self-deprecating outsider who oscillates between high-brow intellectualism and social awkwardness. They describe feeling like a “ضحية” (victim) and admit to being “completely unintelligible” after attempting public speaking. Their bio, “3azab”, which translates to suffering or being single, mirrors the song's themes of alienation and longing. They further lean into this persona by claiming their “Brains just wired wrong” and describing themselves as a “pervert” in social rotations. Ultimately, the song captures the irony of someone who listens to Schubert Fantasia while feeling like a social misfit in Cairo.
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