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Lisa Simpson is the intelligent, introspective member of the family who constantly seeks validation and connection, just like the user who asks, "Can a guy like me be loved genuinely?" The user’s focus on academic success—"FULL MARKS ON 2 PROJECTS AND BEST GRADE FOR 2 COURSES IM GOATEDDD"—mirrors Lisa’s top‑student reputation. Their habit of pairing study with music, as in "Listening to ds3 boss themes while studying," reflects Lisa’s love of both learning and music. The poetic tweet "Did I drive you away? I know what you'll say..." shows a creative side similar to Lisa’s songwriting and poetry. Finally, the mental‑health reminder "Never kill yourself" aligns with Lisa’s compassionate activism and concern for others’ well‑being.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s language is heavily self‑focused and reflective, as seen in tweets like "I’m lowkey back" and "I wish I was born as an Asian American...", which points to Introversion. They frequently explore imaginative, abstract scenarios such as "What if I was to drop out and become a doorman for a luxury hotel while being an eldritch god" and "If there was hypothetically a guy out there who was half Finnish half Russian would that guy be able to be loved genuinely," indicating a preference for Intuition. Their decision‑making centers on personal values and emotions, exemplified by statements like "I will never settle for anything less than what I'm worth because I know what true love is like" and "I am not shitbob I am beautifulbob Inside and outside I am lovedbob," which aligns with Feeling. Their lifestyle appears flexible and spontaneous, as shown by "I need to play 24 hours straight and make a new lowlight" and "After being awake for 38 hours I can finally sleep in 2 hours," reflecting a Perceiving orientation. Together these traits best match the INFP personality type.

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Cat-tree builder, 14-hour nap champion, gamer & music nerd. Sharing daily vibes, study jams & occasional poetry. #PositiveVibes– @Iiquidmercury

Your signature cocktail
The cocktail, named "Mercury's Midnight Melt", blends matcha‑infused vodka (a nod to the tweet "Is this how to make that matcha thing"), coffee liqueur (evoking late‑night study vibes like "Listening to ds3 boss themes while studying so I feel like I'm fighting a boss instead of revising for a stupid exam"), and creamy chocolate liqueur (mirroring the love for hot chocolate in "Gonna read manwha and drink hot chocolate if you guys don’t mind"), all dusted with edible silver glitter to represent the liquid‑mercury persona. The silver shimmer captures the edgy, "nsfw DNI" vibe and the fleeting, mercurial moods expressed in "Never kill yourself" and "I’m lowkey back". The bittersweet blend reflects the bitters of love and self‑doubt, echoed in "When my crush compliments me and I think I’m in but then I remember when a fresh account on twitter called me a slur and called me sub 5 so I know she’s lying" and the playful self‑awareness in "Ranking tiramisu over cheesecake might be top 3 most performative things you can do".

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows a strong drive for personal success and recognition, as seen in 'FULL MARKS ON 2 PROJECTS AND BEST GRADE FOR 2 COURSES IM GOATEDDD' and the repeated celebration of achievements. Their preoccupation with likes and interaction numbers, 'Thanks for 800k likes but why did this get so many interactions but when I post beautiful scenery it doesnt get close to this', highlights a desire for status and influence. They express a determination to never settle for less, stating 'I will never settle for anything less than what I'm worth because I know what true love is like', reflecting an ambitious self‑valuation typical of Slytherins. The tweet 'If we dont start spreading love I'm gonna have to get involved and you guys dont want what' suggests a willingness to assert control to achieve desired outcomes. Finally, the mention of breaking free from constraints, 'After 3 weeks I have broken free of my shackles', shows resourcefulness and a cunning approach to overcoming obstacles, aligning with Slytherin traits.

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The user's tweets repeatedly highlight mental‑health struggles and a firm anti‑suicide stance, most explicitly in the post "Never kill yourself [picture]". They also mention bipolar feelings ("bipolar w my pinned [picture]") and a deep sense of loneliness, as seen in "When my crush compliments me and I think I’m in but then I remember when a fresh account on twitter called me a slur and called me sub 5 so I know she’s lying [picture]". At the same time, there are moments of resilience and self‑worth, such as "I’m lowkey back [picture]" and "I will never settle for anything less than what I’m worth because I know what true love is like [2 pictures]". Logic’s "1‑800‑273‑8255" directly addresses suicidal thoughts, offers a lifeline, and ends with a hopeful message about staying alive, mirroring the user’s blend of despair and determination. The song’s chorus—"I’m not afraid to keep living"—captures the user’s desire to push through the darkness and find genuine connection.

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